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Schmouseline @schmouseline.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

My uber be driving his tesla in a way that has me clenching my uterus like an 1800s lady on a train

Schmouseline @schmouseline.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

I swear searching for things got worse too! I wanted to look up an article from 2024 and when I put in the keywords, the AI gave me the links in its summary but the generated links were all exclusively from 2026 and not even referencing the issue

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Schmouseline @schmouseline.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Literally the only person having fun in a tesla is maybe the driver. Everyone else can go fuck themselves, apparently. Internet tesla incel chuds are really just a product of their cars shit ass handling

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Schmouseline @schmouseline.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

The one and only thing Teslas got right when it comes to car design is the beautiful glass roof. I can gawk at the beauty of the planet while being driven to work in an uber that makes me clench my pelvic floor to keep from getting naseous with all its stupid hard accelerations and decelerations

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ace @aceanbender.com · 13/07/2026

that’s a keeper

a tsn quote-graphic showing toronto tempo player marina mabrey:

*DEEP BREATH* I AM WORKING ON NOT BEING RAGE BAITED.
MARINA MABREY ON TENSIONS RISING IN THE FOURTH QUARTER VS. LIBERTY

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Schmouseline @schmouseline.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Soccer is socialist and american football is capitalist, pass it on

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Schmouseline @schmouseline.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

It's official, I'm too European for this American football shit. Wym your scores are in the tens every game. Wym you teach your children to brash their heads against each other and rely on upper mgmt (coaches) and the lil boss (qb) for creating strategy and play vs working as a team

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Schmouseline @schmouseline.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Is today the day I join that hellhole out of kindness? Tbd

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Schmouseline @schmouseline.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

"oh just look it up on linkedin" okay what if i don't have one and have specifically avoided making one this whole time. And i am but smol fish. I have a shitposting bluesky ffs

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Schmouseline @schmouseline.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

I may or may not have had other important ppls private emails TEN YEARS AGO for random reasons but these days my most impressive sports contacts are most definitely not in the pwhl

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Schmouseline @schmouseline.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

I may or may not have received a text from someone in my life asking me if I have the emails for the PWHL LV, Hamilton, Boston, and Detroit GMs and I had to blink twice bc i am the least well connected pwhl person they know of

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Schmouseline @schmouseline.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

George Russell is going to struggle hard this weekend vs antonelli on exclusive grounds of British heritage (cold, damp, no sun) vs Italian heritage (historically experiences dripping sweat weather every summer) rip bro

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Schmouseline @schmouseline.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

The summary of austria fp1: it's hot outside and everything is unhinged

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Schmouseline @schmouseline.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

I like that alonso is a grid dad to bortoleto. I like that alonso doesn't do the media circus so he says bitchy things from time to time. Do i think he's actually talented anymore? No. Do I think he's saying anything we don't know? No. Does his existence in f1 piss me off? Yes, 100%, shut up man

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Schmouseline @schmouseline.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Vettel hung onto the end of his career by signing with AM- Alonso did the same, and now he's whining about a situation he saw coming. Sir, you could've just pulled a Federer and retired at the end of your peak career.

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Schmouseline @schmouseline.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

So to wrap this rant up, thank you for being bored and listening to me pre-coffee but mid austria fp1 watch: I think Alonso's complaints are very "yes? did you expect something else?" Because HAAS and KICK SAUBER both!! Outperformed both!! AM drivers last yr. Same this year. Alonso ur not special

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Schmouseline @schmouseline.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

I'm also new to f1- I showed up for legit race 1 of 2025 (alonso rookie yr pt 2) and I haven't seen Alonso's second f1 run do anything exciting either. Stroll almost podiumed with Hulkenberg back in... Silverstone? Those were a fun final few laps. Alonso? Nada. Whoohoo buddy.

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Schmouseline @schmouseline.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

(also his wrists are fuuuuucked. The timeline between breaking his wrists and returning to sport was stupid short and I have a screenshot of his face as he took off his suit on his way into the motorhome. They cut away a second later and like. Oh buddy. You're allowed to retire if u want bbgrl)

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Schmouseline @schmouseline.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Sports aren't fair! No sport is fair! Talented kids will miss out on pro sports as adults for a thousand reasons and I like being able to point at stroll jr as a blatant example of systematic unfairness in sports.

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Schmouseline @schmouseline.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

F1 is all about being filthy rich and having powerful connections so stroll jr = fork found in kitchen y'all. Love that they're not hiding it, love that he's bottom of the standings anyways. Fav part- I love that he objectively earned his way into f1 and set records about it too as a rookie

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Schmouseline @schmouseline.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Re: poor driver performance: I don't discuss Stroll Jr in f1 because f1 is probably the most hard working thing a filthy rich kid has ever done. so keep it up buddy- you'll build a personality one day. My exclusive, one time rant is thus:

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Schmouseline @schmouseline.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

(also, somehow, Alonso himself isn't in the files but he's besties with Briatore himself so imo he may as well be)

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Schmouseline @schmouseline.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Honda fucked up the power unit. Aston Martin "didn't catch it until it was too late" and yet a lawsuit vs Honda never happened. They basically allowed it. The car is still a wreck (it's June) so tf is that

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Schmouseline @schmouseline.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

There's that whole concept of liquid funds vs actual cash and I'm suspicious that Stroll Sr is on the fake end of things. He inherited a textile company ffs. I think AM f1 is barely afloat. They hired Newey as TP/aero and not a dedicated TP with any kind of history at the beginning of the season

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Schmouseline @schmouseline.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Like what are you expecting sir. You're besties with Briatore, so you know the dirtiest money parts and dirtiest scheming parts of the game. You've been in F1/rich ppl circles forever. AM F1 was rumored to be broke at the end of last season. You knew exactly what was up.

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Schmouseline @schmouseline.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Alonso complaining about AM having no money for upgrades- bro, quelle surprise. Stroll Sr is in the files and probably had to pay off people to keep it quiet that he offered his 7yo daughter to Epstein. AM F1 is sponsored/paid for by Stroll Sr's investment portfolios (has to get investors to agree)

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Schmouseline @schmouseline.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

(this is why we can't have nice things anywhere, because men get either tired and stop working hard. And I can genuinely say that because politics, leadership, etc *is* majority men, every time) :) if u bitches don't wanna get blamed, vote more women in power

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Schmouseline @schmouseline.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

(vs women are conditioned that everything is their fault because they weren't good enough for that situation, so they've gotta improve for next time. Because opportunities aren't forever or guaranteed. And also being better is nice. Vs men just stay stagnant and live with mediocrity and just fuck)

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Schmouseline @schmouseline.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

(thesis statement: I think too many men in positions in power blame the situations/systems/people under their authority for being the reason that their project wasn't effective. And don't ask themselves what there is about their approach or self that they could have changed to prevent failure)

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Schmouseline @schmouseline.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

And my new therapist just giggled at me and then asked me how long I've felt like this. And I unironically got to say "I've always hated men"

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Schmouseline @schmouseline.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

I just had the most affirming five minutes of my life where I yelled about how men have gaslit us into believing that they're the more powerful sex and how actually, they're usually half as competent as whichever woman is beside them at any given moment

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Schmouseline @schmouseline.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Does @playpalia.com not realize that i spent real money on the game to get a pet (pal)cat and now half their latest quests require me to hunt wild palcats "Heyyyyy the missing bundle fish is now found by hunting more cats!" Ur breaking my heart fam 😭💔

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Mike @heymw.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

I really think Ullmark needs to start scoring some goals here

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Schmouseline @schmouseline.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

Why are men vaguely considered to be the smarter sex when we all weep when we see a male Instacart shopper

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Schmouseline @schmouseline.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

Presently, it boils down to how I just don't need anything men have to offer. Thank fuck I'm no longer a cute, skinny 20yo and I'm mostly invisible to all of them.

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Schmouseline @schmouseline.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

Life is short and I don't have time for the unknowns. I don't have time to figure out if there's a person worth caring for behind that ego. And oh my god, men don't know how to be authentic and chill for casual interactions

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Schmouseline @schmouseline.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

Unrelated side note, I think my current intolerance for men comes from men being a bunch of insecure motherfuckers who hide their inner selves behind massive ego. And I have no spare energy in my life for the unknowns, so if I can't clock your inner self to be a positive existence in my life, shoo

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Schmouseline @schmouseline.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

I'm incapable of dnf'ing a book after having finished reading beyond two pages. Fanfic and free ebooks are what dnfing is for. I'm so offended by this betrayal

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Schmouseline @schmouseline.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

What the fuck do you mean, my one and only ao3 fic could get published if *this* is the garbage that people pay real money for and enjoy

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Schmouseline @schmouseline.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

I have been introduced to this horrible concept of dnf'ing an actual, physical book made of paper and I cannot believe That there are books out there That are published and make profits of actual money And contain shittier and weaker plots than my average saved ao3 longfic

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Schmouseline @schmouseline.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

I'd like to thank twitter for sending me too many suggested tweets in ten minutes, which finally prompted me to reset my password and delete my account But I also need everyone to see my banger of a final tweet that is no longer available

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Schmouseline @schmouseline.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

I don't normally endorse violent hockey but arber xhekaj i will repay you in permanent gratitude and undying local if you break r***o g***s knee

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Schmouseline @schmouseline.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

I have been lied to. This is so lame.

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Schmouseline @schmouseline.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

Where tf has cancel culture gone. In 2017, briatore would've been written out of the show. Deleted from all socials. Lawrence stroll would be gonesies. WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO LISTEN TO THESE AIRBAGS BLATHER USELESSLY

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Schmouseline @schmouseline.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

Tf do you mean i get taken on a tour of Epstein's buddy briatore on episode two

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Schmouseline @schmouseline.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

Tf do you mean that 60% of dts is boring people saying boring things and shitty team principals saying shit

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Schmouseline @schmouseline.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

Or is mtkachuk just the raging hockey asshole with a mouth bigger than his brain- like he's told us he is from the start

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Schmouseline @schmouseline.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

Do you think elder tkachuk found out about all the horny queer freaks on the internet thirsting after him and realized that the easiest way to get rid of them was also the easiest way to make powerful buddies

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Schmouseline @schmouseline.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

The only thing I've got for us is that Hockey Canada deserved it for what they did to E.M.

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