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Schmouseline

@schmouseline.bsky.social
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Terrible takes on F1, NHL, and life experiences, "schmouse-line"

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Schmouseline @schmouseline.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
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Schmouseline @schmouseline.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
I once returned home from a 5wk trip home in the summer and it took me days to figure out that my male roommate had put my coffee thermos lids in with the pots and pans
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Schmouseline @schmouseline.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
What if I told you this man was born in 1989
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Schmouseline @schmouseline.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
A summary of everyone's feelings
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Schmouseline @schmouseline.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
"ferrari strategy has been so good this season"
jesus christ charles leclerc and hamilton should both move to haas
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Schmouseline @schmouseline.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
My latest roman empire is this reddit comment from the end of 2024 about how McLaren MUST prioritize Lando Norris or they'll fail miserably to get the WDC. Keeping Up With the Cardashians and men giving the internet their most confident f1 predictions and being so so wrong is the funniest shit to me
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Schmouseline @schmouseline.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
I'm sweaty and tired and have been duped by this fakes ass f1 headline. Kerry Violet, kudos to you It's legit just that post austria quote about helmut marko discussing how redbull's fight is over oml
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Schmouseline @schmouseline.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
A summary of the 2025 silverstone grands prix
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Schmouseline @schmouseline.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Apologies to the friends and family that have gotten my unhinged texts about f1 because I got into it the week before the season started, but. I can't get over the intense and blatant case of nepo baby disease that lance stroll has
Aston martin f1 driver Lance stroll is a mega nepo baby who americanized his name
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Schmouseline @schmouseline.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
The timing
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