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Schmoopy Dan

@schmoopydan.bsky.social
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Spoonie leftist in Alberta, advocate for education and disabilities and professional nerd. Check out Eloria: The World for Daggerheart today, available only on Heart of Daggers.

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Orlagh O’Kelly @orlaghokelly.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Just get rid of Trump too! If only it was that easy. At least Trump ran as a far right leader. Smith ran on healthcare and daycare and then went full maga seppie. She’s even trying to gerrymander the ridings to ensure her next election too. Carney doing nothing to hold her accountable
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Schmoopy Dan @schmoopydan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Me: for our family t-shirt exchange, I want a shirt that says "local laws are for locals" Family: what is wrong with you
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There's a Senator getting paid with your tax money that's holding press conferences about furry pilots and The Great American Experiment has ended folks that's it, we had, well, I wouldn't say a GOOD run but things were sort of OK anyway, America is over now
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JayIsPainting 🍁 @jayispainting.earthskyart.ca · 22/09/2026
What a fucking hypocrite. He lied about his environmental platform to get elected and he's still lying today.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
100k in one day? Is such a thing possible??
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Schmoopy Dan @schmoopydan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
No, I wish. I want a recliner that's so soft that I feel like I'm melting into it. 😂
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Schmoopy Dan @schmoopydan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Due to *ongoing lung issues*, I can't lie down for very long during the day, but my legs have been terrible, so I'm trying to find various ways to sit and not bother my legs or ass.
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Schmoopy Dan @schmoopydan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
DnD quote: you made him a doctor, but also he's still just a giant weasel, you could have made him a person!
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Schmoopy Dan @schmoopydan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Oh it's very much intended to be confusing for them, that's why I chose something purposely confusing.
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Schmoopy Dan @schmoopydan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Why would I have the Brookhaven hospital maps from Silent Hill 2 open when I'm playing DnD? No reason, no awful, evil reasons. Pray for my players tonight.
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Orlagh O’Kelly @orlaghokelly.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Ucp play book- segregation of kids based on disability and immigration status. Are we awake yet?!
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Schmoopy Dan @schmoopydan.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Check it out! heartofdaggers.com/products/elo...
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Eloria: The World (updated) • Daggerheart Compatible Maps & Worlds, Other Homebrew • Heart Of Daggers
Eloria is a big world that I’ve tried to condense into 18 pages. This contains a brief history of modern Eloria, the pantheon of gods, a breakdown of each country in the realm and how the ancestries a...
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Schmoopy Dan @schmoopydan.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The Gaian Knight is a one shot that leads into the three part Gaian Knight Trilogy, a level 1-7 adventure for Daggerheart that uses my own world I built. Oh also, Eloria: The World was just updated on Heart of Daggers, with new beautiful maps and more lore.
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Schmoopy Dan @schmoopydan.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Just a friendly reminder (again) for Daggerheart players, that if you'd like a copy of The Gaian Knight (a Daggerheart one-shot) to playtest/read through, I'd love to send you a copy. If you share your thoughts with me I'll try to remember to send me a copy of Hunted when it comes out.
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Schmoopy Dan @schmoopydan.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Is this easy enough to read for people? I've been fiddling with the title for a while trying to make sure it's legible.
A cover for a Daggerheart adventure titled "Hunted" with the line below reading "Part one of the Gaian Knight Trilogy."

The background is a small clearing in a forest with a pond.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Google partners with Mr Beast on an infomercial pretending to be a television show. All I'm saying is that a good product doesn't need to trick you into using it and it certainly shouldn't need a fake TV show to sell it. This is just QVC with a budget
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Orlagh O’Kelly @orlaghokelly.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This is hate speech indigenousinsider.substack.com/p/rebel-medi...
indigenousinsider.substack.com
Rebel Media Is Selling T-Shirts Off Our Dead Children
What happens when a racist media outlet decides truth and reconciliation is a marketing opportunity.
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Schmoopy Dan @schmoopydan.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Daggerheart players, Eloria: The World is updated to include some new information about the world and the pantheon of gods, as well as a new theme! If you'd like an advanced copy of The Gaian Knight one-shot to go with it and playtest too, let me know. heartofdaggers.com/products/elo...
heartofdaggers.com
Eloria: The World (updated) • Daggerheart Compatible Maps & Worlds, Other Homebrew • Heart Of Daggers
Eloria is a big world that I’ve tried to condense into 18 pages. This contains a brief history of modern Eloria, the pantheon of gods, a breakdown of each country in the realm and how the ancestries a...
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Schmoopy Dan @schmoopydan.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I am dying of some sort of lung thing and my wife has pneumonia but we will send love, and donations to the Stollery, of course.
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JayIsPainting 🍁 @jayispainting.earthskyart.ca · 29/08/2026
Hey #yeg Sunday is lemonade stand day for the Stollery and my grandson & granddaughter (both NICU babies) are raising money. And papa (me) is donating some prints which can be had for a huge discount to help. If you're in Millwoods between 5-7 Sunday stop by. That's grandson #1 below in 2020.
lemonadeyeg.ca
Donate to team Lemon Drop | Lemonade Stand Day 2026
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Schmoopy Dan @schmoopydan.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I'm enjoying the hell out of Zero Company so far, and it's "fuck Capitalism" message. It's very.. Star Wars 😂
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Jen the Feisty Librarian @feistywaters.com · 29/08/2026
Do you struggle with exhaustion? Chronic pain? Living in a province with fucko buckos? Becoming a mythical creature? If yes, you need oatmaxxing! It will solve all your problems, plus turn you into a socialist AND make you more whimsical. Try oatmaxxing today!
Photo of Jen standing in her kitchen wearing a green dress holding a large bag of rolled oats. Photo of Jen standing in her kitchen wearing a green dress pouring a large bag of rolled oats into a plastic container.
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Schmoopy Dan @schmoopydan.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The second adventure is was going on a map and two one-shots that are part of the package, and the third adventure is on its first draft. Things are moving along quite nicely and I hope to release in December. I originally wanted to do November, but it would be fun to release it on my birthday.
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Schmoopy Dan @schmoopydan.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I'm very excited to release my first adventure soon, and then I'm further excited for it to hopefully sell enough that I can commission cover art for it and the other adventures. The first chapter is being playtested, the first adventure is almost finished completely.
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Schmoopy Dan @schmoopydan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Canadians using Google translate to say things in French has been really funny to see this week. You're not showing Americans how diverse we are, you're showing you know how to google translate stuff and don't know how ironic it is to do that.
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Schmoopy Dan @schmoopydan.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I've been called the r word for the past 17 months because I think giving concessions to a pedophilic fascist isn't going to help us win a trade war, then suddenly we back out of the trade war and I'm called the r word again because I asked what's going to happen about these concessions. Wonderful
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Schmoopy Dan @schmoopydan.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I hate that youtube sucks so bad that I didn't know this was out for 7 full days, but I'm watching it now and as always, highly recommend it.
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Schmoopy Dan @schmoopydan.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Would you mind sending me a message with your email?
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Schmoopy Dan @schmoopydan.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I love you Stevie 😂
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Schmoopy Dan @schmoopydan.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Do I know anyone who is interested in testing/running a Daggerheart one shot? I have a story that needs a read through and test before I put it online, but I'd prefer if I wasn't the one testing it, I'm a little biased. 😅 Let me know if you'd be interested!
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Schmoopy Dan @schmoopydan.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I killed a character last night in our game, session 60, with 2 sessions left in the campaign. They were killed by a nightwalker so they couldn't be revived without a wish spell, but it just so happens have an archfey who they owe a favor who was willing to bring them back, albeit temporarily.
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Schmoopy Dan @schmoopydan.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Someone today said "oh my god the italics!" and I nearly died laughing. It's been almost two years, dear god. 😂
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Schmoopy Dan @schmoopydan.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
At almost 60 sessions, we're almost done this DnD campaign. It's called Ancient Secrets, I wrote it. I've been writing "the story so far" session recaps for the whole game. And I sprinkle in italicized words and phrases throughout to give ominous hints.
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JayIsPainting 🍁 @jayispainting.earthskyart.ca · 25/07/2026
'Moooaar pipelines" - mark carnage.
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Schmoopy Dan @schmoopydan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
If Fox News is saying this, it's bad. Or they're afraid of getting the pants sued off them again.
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JayIsPainting 🍁 @jayispainting.earthskyart.ca · 16/07/2026
Looks like they made the drop down optional I was able to submit this with no problem.
Where do you live in Alberta?

Edmonton

Where is the bike lane located (municipality/street/avenue)?

Everywhere

What are your concerns about the specific

bike lane? (optional)

- None

Describe your concerns with bike lanes and how they affect you. (optional)

Bike lanes are necessary infrastructure and should be expanding not being the target of nonsense witch hunt.

Bike lanes improve all aspects of city life including citizen health, traffic congestion air quality and more. But you already know this. 249 character(s) remaining

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Emily Lowan (she/her) @emilylowan.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The richest man in BC just killed 300 jobs with Canfor’s mill closure. Since buying Canfor, BC billionaire Jim Pattison has built more forestry in Trump’s US than in his own province. Billionaires don’t have our back — and the BC NDP won’t stop the bleeding in our forestry industry.
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‘Heartbreaking’: B.C. pulp mill to shut down, putting around 300 employees out of work
The Northwood Pulp Mill in Prince George is shut down permanently, Canfor announced Monday, affecting approximately 300 employees.
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Schmoopy Dan @schmoopydan.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Hey if anyone is bored, just saying? Free daggerheart adventure. You just have to give me feedback 😂
A checklist with spell check, read through and NPC cards having 1 check under "Check 1", Check 2, check 3 and final are all empty.
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Orlagh O’Kelly @orlaghokelly.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Ya bout that publicly funded pipeline @mark-carney.bsky.social
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JayIsPainting 🍁 @jayispainting.earthskyart.ca · 14/07/2026
I'm an Alberta based artist who has a thing for storms & space. I do commissions & have originals & 50 different canvas & paper prints available earthskyart.ca/shop #art #painting #sciart #portfolioDay
Painting of a badlands valley with winding river at the bottom & swirling blue clouds on an orange background skyPainting of a mother ship storm cloud lit from below with swirling clouds above over a buttePainting of a nebula that looks like a hand with orange yellow clouds and lots of stars on a blue black field Large impressionist painting of a swirling orange yellow and red nebula at the bottom and upper right , some white clouds above it on a blue black background with tiny little bastard stars all over.
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Schmoopy Dan @schmoopydan.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
All they do all day is answer emails with some variant of "we're negotiating a price for the environment, we'll get back to you when we strike a deal."
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Schmoopy Dan @schmoopydan.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
As a writer, I think it's important to do my research and get things right. Does this mean I had to do a bunch of research into styles of dresses, fabrics and color theory? Yes "It's a good thing I made sure to describe a sheath and not a shift dress, I would have looked like a fuckin' idiot!"
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 12/07/2026
this, for me, is the defining Lindsey Graham statement
If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed.......and we will deserve it.
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Spider. @vaspider.gay · 12/07/2026
I repeat: You can criticize hypocrisy without making homophobic jokes or using homophobic nicknames. And if YOU feel YOU can't, that's just a fucking skill issue. Get good or get blocked. I got no patience for it.
Peaky Blinders no fighting meme: 

No homophobic jokes. You can criticize hypocrisy without using homophobic nicknames, etc. 

No fucking homophobic jokes!
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Schmoopy Dan @schmoopydan.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Obsession has really shown how weak our media literacy has become, I hope it's studied like Fight Club, American Psycho and Whiplash.
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Schmoopy Dan @schmoopydan.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
"So this is my fancast for a live action Fullmetal Alchemist, we have Tom Holland as Edward, Sydney Sweeney as Winrey, and the rock as every beefcake."
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Schmoopy Dan @schmoopydan.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Genuinely, one of my favorite things on the internet are people making fancasts but they've seemingly only seen like 5 movies in their life. I could look at those all day. It's especially funny because it's always the same dozen actors, while some are good actors, it's funny to see them in these.
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Schmoopy Dan @schmoopydan.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I almost killed two PC's and two NPC's tonight, one of the NPC's made a sacrifice (she was ready to go) and did the most hilarious charizard style seismic toss on the barbarian to hit a dracolich. What wonderfully games we play sometimes.
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Schmoopy Dan @schmoopydan.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Smart Thinking Meme
Alt: Smart Thinking Meme
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