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David Ross

@schemingdespot.bsky.social
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David Ross @schemingdespot.bsky.social · 21h
I think that sequence of events was basically Joey McLaughlin’s entire 1983 season as the Jays’ closer
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David Ross @schemingdespot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It will never cease to amaze me that even though the FIA has 75 years of history to draw on and probably the most comprehensive rule book of any sport, so much of their decision making boils down to “Uh oh! What the hell do we do now?”
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Jonathan Green @greenj.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The tell is in the title: fraternity
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A brief but harmless period of weightlessness @hughsheehy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Classic republican, can’t tell if someone is the wrong age to try to pick up
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Alex Turner @turnerinroc.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Reading "Life After Cars" and was blown away by this fact. A light rail station being added to a rural area in Japan reduced health care costs in that community to the tune of $600 per person per year!! 🤯
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David Ross @schemingdespot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You can probably find out in the comments to the original post
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David Ross @schemingdespot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Also, the Venn diagram of good people and people who had to violate someone else’s boundaries to learn about boundaries as an adult is two disjoint circles
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David Ross @schemingdespot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Unlike Mr. Berton, however, I would not suggest taking the homage so far as putting your hand into any running food processors.
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David Ross @schemingdespot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
100%
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David Ross @schemingdespot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Closing the gate after all the livestock is long gone and then writing self-aggrandizing press releases about the closure is the most Democrat possible option. Punishing the perpetrators? That would lack decorum.
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David Ross @schemingdespot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
In my 18 years on PEI I’ve never managed to make it there. I guess there’s no need to regret that now.
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David Ross @schemingdespot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The lower it gets, the greater your commitment I suppose
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Rachel Gilmore @rachelgilmore.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So in the end, he says we’re building “a Canada that works.” My question is: a Canada that works for who, and at whose expense?
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David Ross @schemingdespot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes. Honing in this context since they are sharpening and directing messaging at/about her. OTOH, if Ms Rachel was gallivanting across the country and they were physically trying to find her and getting closer, it would be correct to say they were Homing in.
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David Ross @schemingdespot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Your use of “forget” gives them much more benefit of the doubt than they’ve shown themselves to deserve
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David Ross @schemingdespot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Super Intelligence, pictured below just waiting to swoop in and assist with its next task
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Flying Puppet in Helmet and Cape
Alt: Super Grover, flying
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David Ross @schemingdespot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Frustratingly for this admin, “American Intelligence” was right there, would have automatically instilled the appropriate level of derision, and wouldn’t even have required a change of acronym.
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David Ross @schemingdespot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I remember another Premier named David calling an early snap election for no real reason other than to capitalize on turmoil in the conservative party in his province. It didn't work out particularly well for him.
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David Ross @schemingdespot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The same is true if you’re a 53yo guy with indigestion, as I was a few months ago. I was pretty sure it was indigestion (it was), but I’m not prone to indigestion and I’m getting to an age where it might not be so it seemed prudent to be sure.
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Stan Oklobdzija @stano.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Further evidence for my crank theory that chud men are cooking their brains with steroids.
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David Ross @schemingdespot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
(For the record, dad was partial to pecan pie)
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David Ross @schemingdespot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He epitomizes the phrase that my father used to use about his favourite kind of pie, “there are shareholder values, and then there are all the other kinds of values”
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David Ross @schemingdespot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It’s strange that my country now seems to be unashamedly in favour of the things my grandfather believed himself to be fighting against on its behalf in Europe for the second half of his 20s.
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David Ross @schemingdespot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Still a strong likelihood of one or the other individually though.
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David Ross @schemingdespot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There was an unhappy skunk somewhere outside our bedroom window on Wednesday night around bedtime. Happily the windows were closed and everybody was tucked in safely, but the aroma was so thick we could taste it. 'Tis the season, I guess.
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David Ross @schemingdespot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
…while simultaneously training them to dutifully follow the pedestrian signals that drivers don’t pay attention to.
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David Ross @schemingdespot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I feel rather better about scraping in to the low 800s
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David Ross @schemingdespot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Council adopted an AT plan not quite a year ago. If it's actually implemented as outlined, it will be a much different cycling and active transportation city in 10 years time.
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David Ross @schemingdespot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's currently a very fragmented city for active transportation. There are large pockets which feel quite safe, but to go between different areas of town usually requires going across or along infra that doesn't consider the needs of AT users and feels or is dangerous.
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Derek Simon @dartmouthderek.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The story of our age: amoral tech company releases a new technology that has few benefits, and lots of downsides. Governments that have been compromised or bought off by tech bros fail to protect the public by simply banning it. The cost of policing this nonsense falls on the rest of society.
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David Ross @schemingdespot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Same with Charlottetown. A 4km radius centered on the Charlottetown Mall covers virtually the entire city except for the outermost edges of Winsloe and East Royalty.
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David Ross @schemingdespot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Wishing @kehlee.bsky.social an average birthday. Why not something more superlative? Well why should a friend spend their birthday of all days labouring under the weight of other people’s potentially unreasonable expectations? That said, if you manage to clear that bar I’ll be happy for you 😉
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David Ross @schemingdespot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hard to say if that’s better or worse than a live skunk in the backyard
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David Ross @schemingdespot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
So basically the conservative movement in BC is now just a prolonged set of closing credits from The Benny Hill Show?
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David Ross @schemingdespot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The “60-something former president of my minor sports organization” demographic is vastly overrepresented, to the detriment of the city as a whole
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Dr. Jonathan Foley @globalecoguy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Just think of all the talent, time, and treasure that has gone into producing nonsense — NFTs, Bitcoin, “prediction markets”, fast fashion, data brokers, most social media, and a good fraction of AI “solutions” — that could have been used to make the world better instead… What a lost opportunity.
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David Ross @schemingdespot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
30+ years of s/w dev and all I can ask is how the fuck can you be that terrible at setting up a test environment? These people deserve to be shamed mercilessly for their incompetence.
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Barney Panofsky's Best Intentions @mynamesnotgordy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Local woman sniffs onion before speech.
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David Ross @schemingdespot.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
youtu.be/Pmngs8Yqvaw?...
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Lorne Elliott Tonight's the Night (we're gonna get Granny plastered) FULL
YouTube video by 77Dare77
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David Ross @schemingdespot.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
These photos of Mitch Tweel at the Charlottetown heritage awards, failing as usual to understand the assignment, are just too funny. For all of Philip Brown’s flaws as mayor, at least he seems to genuinely enjoy the job. www.facebook.com/share/p/1Dfz...
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Facebook
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David Ross @schemingdespot.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Has he suggested a diagnosis of severe cellulose-induced arthritis yet? That’s about as plausible as any other excuse he has or might still come up with.
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David Ross @schemingdespot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It looks like a combo of CrossFit and OCD
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David Ross @schemingdespot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I would definitely *not* be a Mitch McConnell. Just give me a long neck and let me chill and eat plants.
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David Ross @schemingdespot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
“Canadians should focus on Canada!” (PM meets European parliament) “No, not like that!”
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Eric Roston @eroston.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
One interesting thing nobody talks about is, to a dog, you're the service animal.
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David Ross @schemingdespot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
That seems hardly becoming for a body in which Nigel Farage served as an elected member for 16 years.
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David Ross @schemingdespot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
“We leave no one behind, we are Democrats” sent me. Of course they don’t leave anyone behind. How could they when they don’t go anywhere or do anything?
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David Ross @schemingdespot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Slow down, big fella. We haven’t even gotten to first base
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David Ross @schemingdespot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Yes. The meme below has applied for the last two years. It will surely also apply to any future possible “this”
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This Is Fine Dog Meme in Burning House
Alt: This Is Fine Dog Meme in Burning House
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David Ross @schemingdespot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
They’d also do well to clue in to the fact that we’re acting as we are not entirely because of Trump - his reign will end one way or the other - but because we know the very same hopeless quislings who’ve enabled him will long outlast him, unchanged by all of it
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