Charlie Twerk @schadendroide.bsky.social · 04/10/2026It's a smart angle. He's leveraging public mistrust of AI to boost distrust of the media. I'll bet my $5000 dividend this was not his idea, it's someone with a brain telling him what to post. 110
Charlie Twerk @schadendroide.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I wish they'd just come up with a new letter or two. I'm talking a couple good throaty vowels, easily crafted into shit I can bellow at the heavens. Do that and suddenly 2027 becomes all about which consonants gonna drop first. In politics this is called owning the narrative 000
Charlie Twerk @schadendroide.bsky.social · 02/10/2026If like to, but I think they're pretty expensive? Can't they throw together some Wonka's Golden Ticket type promo to spice things up a bit just to give all us Charlie Buckets out there a lil slice of this delightful heaven 000
Charlie Twerk @schadendroide.bsky.social · 02/10/2026God everything would be so much more interesting if Ghostbusters were suddenly real, wouldn't it be more interesting if you cracked open your phone in the morning and it had some new ghost shit 000
Charlie Twerk @schadendroide.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Fuckin Temu Ferris Bueller ass name And no I don't want to know who that is and you can't make me 000
Charlie Twerk @schadendroide.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Sure, you say this, but I've done more than my own share of digging and I don't see any more m- wait - Holy _SHIT_ there are *at least* like two hundred more here, maybe even m- OH MY GODDDD 020
Charlie Twerk @schadendroide.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Pretty irritated that Schmitt's stupid Hawks gaffe captured all the headlines ensuring that we didn't hear hardly one fucking thing that Jack Smith actually said about all the 100% impeachable Trump criming he bumped into in the course of his Congressionally-appointed investigation 000
Charlie Twerk @schadendroide.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Fanged poodle in the corner really ties the whole presentation together 010
Charlie Twerk @schadendroide.bsky.social · 29/09/2026This makes me miss that stretch in the early 2020s when like all the Adam Schiff fundraising emails I was getting featured emotionally charged subject lines like "Let's Be Honest: This Is Serious" and "I Can't Do This Without You" 000
Charlie Twerk @schadendroide.bsky.social · 29/09/2026This may come as a shock to some of your readers but multiple independent sources have confirmed that as long as we have a Smart (high I.Q.!) President we don't really have to worry about these developments 000
Charlie Twerk @schadendroide.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Maybe the Democrats should just band together and pledge to give every American a $5001 dividend if they win. Let's make this interesting 000
Charlie Twerk @schadendroide.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I kinda love that this clip is framed so the position of his head makes it look like there's a little makeshift cross perched on his shoulder, as he casually articulates the least-Jesusy standards of morality imaginable 000
Charlie Twerk @schadendroide.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Well, okay, yes, but! Let us, for a moment, consider radiology. You see, 000
Charlie Twerk @schadendroide.bsky.social · 25/09/2026[Darkened room] Melania: I must speak my darkest truth: the onion powder, it makes no sense to me. Just use an onion. There are many types of food chopper. Just cut the onion into many many tiny and very small pieces. If you do not, you are lying to me. You lie to me and my soul when you do this. 000
Charlie Twerk @schadendroide.bsky.social · 22/09/2026This shit is like a bulging handful of organic jalapenos artfully diced and then tossed into a criminally bland cheese omelet I'd resigned myself to robotically ingesting for breakfast. The best scandals are tawdry, timely, outrageous, and impactful. tl;dr: nom nom nom thank you thank you thank you. 000
Reposted by Charlie TwerkThor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Democratic strategists: Ahhh! What's the right message!!?? Where do we moderate!?!? Jon Ossoff: This administration is horrible. I hate these people. We should put them in jail. I'm pissed Voters: This guy is cool Strategists: I can't figure it out!!!!! 354169613027
Charlie Twerk @schadendroide.bsky.social · 10/09/2026It's cool that Dana Barrett was a esteemed orchestral cellist in Ghostbusters but was later revealed to also be an esteemed art restoration expert in Ghostbusters 2. Who knows what additional careers might have awaited her in a dynamic 'Busterverse where the only constant appears to be change 000
Charlie Twerk @schadendroide.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I'm so tired of the wholesale rejection. Where's the nuance, the subtle timbres and hues that so often helped distinguish the more classic rejections of days past? Now it's just wholesale wholesale wholesale, like some self-driving steamroller of rage. this toneless absolutism is Why We Lose, people 000
Charlie Twerk @schadendroide.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Hey we've all been there - it's Tuesday night, you're just trying to scraptech your way to a next-level gravity bong, you're carefully Gorilla Gluing the carb onto that third chamber, and you realize - you're on the cusp of something that could change the whole dang world 0650
Charlie Twerk @schadendroide.bsky.social · 09/09/2026For everyone's reference: wallethub.com/edu/hardest-.... Methodology section has the nuts n bolts. Call me mega mega skeptical of any study that reaches such a glib color-coded conclusion on such an insanely nuanced and complex topic. Gibraltar-sized grains of salt accompanying _any_ takeawayswallethub.com 040
Charlie Twerk @schadendroide.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Somewhat obligatory and/or half hearted shout-out to Mirrors (2008) for just going ahead and building the whole damn sandwich on that. Was it any good? Not really, but the mirrors certainly weren't the problem 010
Reposted by Charlie TwerkNolan Hicks @ndhapple.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Fascinating paper that makes the case that part of the cost of living crisis has been caused by the surge in automobile ownership rates among formerly carless households, who used pandemic aid to buy cars so they could come to work amid the transit shutdowns -- www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...sciencedirect.com 39228
Charlie Twerk @schadendroide.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Good stuff, hadn't considered that. Thanks for the share. 020
Charlie Twerk @schadendroide.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Why would you 3D-print an oversized Lego hair piece only to glue it upside-down on your chin 111
Charlie Twerk @schadendroide.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Man it says Not Great things about the state of Democratic Party messaging that I read that subheader on the Politifact link preview and really thought, "hm I didn't know there was a Democratic National Convention going on this week," as if them just sleepwalking into it was par for the course 010
Charlie Twerk @schadendroide.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I think we can all agree that the safest path forward is ditching some more of those pain in the ass regulations. Pain in the Ass, and Expensive! Thank you for your Attention to this Matter! 000
Charlie Twerk @schadendroide.bsky.social · 06/09/2026AIDE 1: Hey Boris AIDE 2: sup AIDE 1: Whats a good way to describe the meeting that will really piss em off AIDE 2: lol say it was highly beneficial, AIDE 1: haha AIDE 2: then say it was a typo for -mutually- beneficial AIDE 1: lmao how about useful AIDE 2: lol yeah AIDE 2: highly useful AIDE 1: lol 010
Charlie Twerk @schadendroide.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Is there ever any serious discussion about the possibility that the president is genuinely compromised by a foreign adversary and is intentionally weakening/sabotaging our nation at someone else's behest? I know it's tinfoil hat stuff but some of these policy decisions seem to serve no other purpose 612710
Charlie Twerk @schadendroide.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I can only dream of a future where we have the luxury of looking back and laughing at this. It's like he set out to do the exact opposite of what he promised all the chuckleheads. Viewed from a shamelessly cynical lens it should be saluted as a troll of fuckin exquisite proportion 000
Charlie Twerk @schadendroide.bsky.social · 05/09/2026COWORKER: Yo welcome back JUROR 12: thx COWORKER: So all done with jury duty huh JUROR 12: Yeah, it was... what a ride. intense COWORKER: . JUROR 12: But I feel like justice was served, yknow COWORKER: jfc JUROR 12: ? COWORKER: it was you, wasn't it JUROR 12: Yea it was, that was me COWORKER: wth 010
Charlie Twerk @schadendroide.bsky.social · 05/09/2026The People vs. Emory Vegas Jones: An American Journey 000
Charlie Twerk @schadendroide.bsky.social · 05/09/2026good news I just googled "Bee Girl" and she seems to be doing just fine. She was bee girl for a while there but you get the feeling like everything turned out OK! Thanks bee igrl 020
Charlie Twerk @schadendroide.bsky.social · 05/09/2026It's like...what's going on in the Congo; things are... pretty Bad in the Congo right now 000
Charlie Twerk @schadendroide.bsky.social · 04/09/2026New Grisham novel "The Dumbest Juror" poised to take the NYT Bestseller list by storm 010
Charlie Twerk @schadendroide.bsky.social · 04/09/2026One of the lesser-known B-sides off Synchronicity 000
Charlie Twerk @schadendroide.bsky.social · 03/09/2026The best part for me, and it's not close, was you doing this by hand(?) instead of some AI bullshit. It Matters. Thank you. 040
Charlie Twerk @schadendroide.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Don't ostracize racists! Regards, The Management 0110
Reposted by Charlie TwerkLeah Reich @leahreich.com · 31/08/2026I’m sure most of you aren’t watching the US Open right now which means you missed this instantly iconic moment, now available in gif form 349162053298
Reposted by Charlie TwerkBob Geiger @bobgeiger.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Street art seen in Seattle's Pike Place area. #EpsteinFiles 244117563055
Charlie Twerk @schadendroide.bsky.social · 30/08/2026What kills me is the way you can occasionally catch some conservatives bemoaning our current sad state of political discourse and casually implying that once Trump's gone, we'll all return to normal in some sort of*shrug* "water under the bridge", bygones be bygones scenario. And I'm like, ...what? 000
Charlie Twerk @schadendroide.bsky.social · 29/08/202640,000 pounds of beer, yeah right. Like anyone could pound 40,000 beers. You would die before you even made a dent in the first ton 010
