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Charlie Twerk

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Charlie Twerk @schadendroide.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Did u guys know sl*pt is a swear word
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Charlie Twerk @schadendroide.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Charlie Twerk @schadendroide.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Charlie Twerk @schadendroide.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Charlie Twerk @schadendroide.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Charlie Twerk @schadendroide.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Charlie Twerk @schadendroide.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Charlie Twerk @schadendroide.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
"That's right, kids, it was the greatest accomplishment of my life"
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Charlie Twerk @schadendroide.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
And you may ask yourself, "why is a race car parked in front of the White House?" And you may ask yourself, "Is a Grand Prix event being held on the streets of our nation's capital this weekend?" And you may ask yourself,
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Charlie Twerk @schadendroide.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
A cautionary lesson against naming your facility immediately following your first day on the job
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Charlie Twerk @schadendroide.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
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Charlie Twerk @schadendroide.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Obligatory [Fuck Off AI] tag
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Charlie Twerk @schadendroide.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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Charlie Twerk @schadendroide.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Color me inspired
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Charlie Twerk @schadendroide.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
OK I'm done I think
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Charlie Twerk @schadendroide.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
It embarrasses me that I wound up doing these separately when they'd work better as a set of four in a single image, but I only have three I like. If I come up w a fourth I'll do em all in a proper 2x2
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Charlie Twerk @schadendroide.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
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Charlie Twerk @schadendroide.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
This Thread Needs More Thundarr
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Charlie Twerk @schadendroide.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Here's my (handmade) version with considerably less artifacting
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Charlie Twerk @schadendroide.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
You forgot the health bars. I know that's a whole lot of work and also requires creativity, good thing you can just ask some garbage AI to handle it for you
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Charlie Twerk @schadendroide.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I can't believe there's I'm seeing all this Star Wars stuff and nobody's hopped on an Elden Ring poison swamp so here we go, thx Photopea Also all I want for Christmas is a Chrome extension that somehow flags AI images, seems like it would be much easier w images than text?
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Charlie Twerk @schadendroide.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I thought about putting some of those big hyena things from Caelid nosing around in the background but ehh overkill
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Charlie Twerk @schadendroide.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Here we see the distinctive footprint of trampled grass after K'zxxs'k, the coming of age ceremony practiced by most Altairian colonists. A grueling series of athletic trials and contests of balletic grace, K'zxxs'k formally concludes with a bellowed insult, typically directed at a rival colony.
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Charlie Twerk @schadendroide.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Obligatory observation that Dead Snow (2009) made a surprisingly compelling case for not freeing anyone from Nazi ice
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Charlie Twerk @schadendroide.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Total and very cool coincidence that I've been dipping into Tales from the Crypt lately w the kids and I shit y'all not last night shortly after midnight we did Death of Some Salesman
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Charlie Twerk @schadendroide.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Honestly the original version is so flattering to his overall contours that if the mission is proportional accuracy you're kinda boxed into starting from scratch
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Charlie Twerk @schadendroide.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Yeah that was my first thought as well
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Charlie Twerk @schadendroide.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
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Charlie Twerk @schadendroide.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Indescribable feeling of crawling dismay when you realize that one of the most terrifying nightmares of childhood has over the ensuing decades somehow morphed into one of the most dumbest realities of your adulthood
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Charlie Twerk @schadendroide.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
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Charlie Twerk @schadendroide.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
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Charlie Twerk @schadendroide.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Literal laugh out loud, nice one
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Charlie Twerk @schadendroide.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news... hmm huh hmm what a weird funny lookin' sticker to put on a gas can??
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Charlie Twerk @schadendroide.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
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Charlie Twerk @schadendroide.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
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Charlie Twerk @schadendroide.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I think you generally post good content but feel obligated to observe that posting AI bullshit less than 24 hours after protesting against data centers is some hypocritical shit imo.
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Charlie Twerk @schadendroide.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
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Charlie Twerk @schadendroide.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
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Charlie Twerk @schadendroide.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Because sometimes brains are weird, that's why Honestly I blame that one on the right
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Charlie Twerk @schadendroide.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
This is Eugene Roshal, inventor of WinRAR, and I would like to thank him for never once giving me grief even though I, along with millions of other users, have casually overextended WinRAR's 40-day trial period by approximately thirty years. If you see this man, please hug him or buy him a beer.
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Charlie Twerk @schadendroide.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Uh no. Who didn't read the article? It's hand-waving to obscure the chain of events: 1. order placed for bottles, w extra charge for label/engraving 2. sale completed 3. bottles labelled/engraved The choice was to show a backbone and some national pride, or do business with Kash Patel.
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Charlie Twerk @schadendroide.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Oh hey neat, a contact form, how do these work again
https://www.woodfordreserve.com/contact-us/
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Charlie Twerk @schadendroide.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Wait, how do you know I support telepathy? C'mon, what are you some kind of mind r-
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Charlie Twerk @schadendroide.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
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Charlie Twerk @schadendroide.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
No this is not AI, yes I wish I knew how to do animated GIFs so I could have the logo fade in
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Charlie Twerk @schadendroide.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
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Charlie Twerk @schadendroide.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
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Charlie Twerk @schadendroide.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
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Charlie Twerk @schadendroide.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
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