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bug spray cody @aevris.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
really enjoying this gif. please, join me for a drink
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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A person says "whyyyy am I am miserable all the time" 

They go girl mode and say "ok that helped but everything else is still. Fucked"
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Nick Young @nickofnz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The right’s “nO moRE taXeS” refrain is such bullshit. Tax is good! Tax is how we get all the good things that we all rely on. We just need to make tax fair. Tax capital gains, tax the rich. 🎨 @slanecartoon.bsky.social
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 27/09/2026
Now let’s resume talking about Epstein.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@FuctupMike
Bernie Sanders should be forced to give away 90% of his birthday cake. #HappyBirthdayBernie

@jamieandhisego
Uh, surely you do that anyway...

@ItsDanSheehan
This is how cake works

@MayorDadler
This is how birthday cakes work when you have friends.
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Spice8Rack @spice8rack.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh, and we're still LITERALLY SENDING ARMS TO ISRAEL. Literally THE thing that should be at the top of the "No Longer Doing Business With You" list has not & likely never will be revoked. Labour are only sad Palestinians are being killed because it's an annoying polling conundrum during elections.
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are sitting at a table, in front of a game board set up with several character figurines and various pieces of landscape terrain. On the table is also a measuring tape and a scattering of dice.
Green: Okay, that makes six. How many points did we need to dodge that strike?
Blue: Eight.
Green: Oof.

Both of the foxes look at the board pensively.
Blue: I guess that concludes the campaign. Another party wiped out in their first combat encounter.
Green: At this point we're just feeding adventurers to highwaymen.
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Newshound411 @newshound411.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There’s nothing like the sweet smell of failure in the morning.
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Kati Knitt @katiknitt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
happy coming out anniversary to meee
A drawing of the artist Kati Knitt holding a megaphone, screaming "You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the magnificent evil lesbian you always meant to be!"
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Spindlehorse @spindlehorsetoons.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We have one more surprise for you before Season 3…a new short, this Saturday October 3rd! Stay tuned 👑🦴
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Hardleg @hardleg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Day 1262 of asking @officialyugioh.bsky.social to #BanMaxxC
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Khao Mortadios @khaomortadios.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We've just updated Generic Fighter Maybe's demo with a brand new take on Survival Mode! Earn currency to get skills and modifiers, and see how far you can get! store.steampowered.com/app/5217230/... #indiegame #fightinggame #gamemaker
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Introducing Gurpo
A drawing of a small blobby figure inside of an enclosure with string coming off it, with text saying "introducing Gurpo, the new wearable personal assistant. Gurpo is not a computer program, he's a real tiny guy who is trapped inside your medallion necklace. 
Gurpo hates you, but is incapable of doing anything about it, and he has to answer your questions or he gets electrocuted. It's non-lethal.
If you shake his enclosure hard enough, gurpo will throw up!"
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BrawlersinZone @brawlersinzone.com · 29/09/2026
I had the honor of doing a shot for this project! This is so far my longest animation I've done, and seeing it alongside so many talented artists was incredible! Thanks to @phuijl.bsky.social for organizing, and @littlekuriboh.bsky.social for the original series! #pixelart #yugioh #animation
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LittleKuriboh @littlekuriboh.bsky.social · 23h
New York Times has a reader’s ballot for best TV shows of all time and I guess this is an option
The NY Times website’s reader’s ballot saying “PLEASE SUBMIT YOUR BALLOT OF UP TO 10 TV SHOWS THAT BEGAN SINCE 2000”

It shows Yu-Gi-Oh 5D’s, Yu-Gi-Oh GX. Yu-Gi-Oh Zexal, and Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series as options
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rooshoes @roo.shoes · 28/09/2026
very pleased that multiple people get this
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Fnook the Bunny 🐰 @fnookbunny.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is my kind of whimsical.
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kaim✰ @kaimti.me · 26/09/2026
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Kuna @wryote.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When a beautiful man gains weight and body hair many of you are saying “twink death”…Meanwhile I am saying “Yay”, “Yippee!” and things of this nature.
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zanger danger ☣︎ @zangerdanger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
DEVILISH 😈 for @milestrovak.bsky.social [ #LabRatArt #furry #furryart ]
A digital illustration of an anthro blue furred red panda, named Miles, facing the viewer, cupping his paws on either sides of his head and smiling with a mischievous expression. Miles has a long blue and white striped tail with dark brown tips curled around his back and the claws on his paws are slightly transparent. The background almost blends in with Miles, cloud like patterns and swirls using the same color palette as his fur. Hidden within the swirls and sparkles are two devilish horns on his head and fluffy wings at his shoulders. There are paper-like textures on the illustration.
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Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
GOOD NEWS! Researchers have discovered a new antibiotic, known as manikomycin, that may be a bulwark in the fight against drug-resistant superbugs. By attacking the ribosome in a never-before-seen way, manikomycin can evade the existing mechanisms pathogens have developed to resist antibiotics.
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ElectroCeratops @ehrenenglish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"OWL RLY" Acrylic and paint marker on birch panel. My piece for the Hoot art show, part of the Ottawa International Animation Festival this year. It's up right now for another 2 days at Beyond the Pale Brewing in the Byward Market. Painting is also for sale! #art #owl #retrogaming
An acrylic painting of a snowy owl character playing an original game boy. Bright retro colours and an abstract background. Perhaps a resemblance to an ancient meme.
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Fitswolf @fitswolf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Meowth Expressions 🐱 #pokemon #animation #meowth
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Whimsy Bunny Doodles 🐇 @whimsybunnydoodles.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Daarclaw 𓅡 @daarclaw.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Stolas - The Emperor 💙 #HelluvaBoss #Stolas #fanart
Fanart of Stolas from Helluva Boss dressed in his The Emperor outfit from the Tarot card inspired merch bundle.
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Green looks at Blue as Blue is dramatically laying down on the floor.
Blue: You can go ahead and go to that party. I'll just be here by my self, alone.

Green looks at Blue with a frustrated frown, as Blue sticks his tongue out while making a disgusted face.
Green: You could also come with me.
Blue: I don't like people.

Green raises an eyebrow.
Green: Don't I count as "people?"
Blue: Of course not. You're the love of my life.
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heresvix @heresvix.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Cringe and annoying (?)
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Hardleg @hardleg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Thanks to a generous art grant by patron UberSuperSloth, I am proud to announce a NEW YUGIPOOP! I am not proud to announce that it is Day 1260 of asking @officialyugioh.bsky.social to #BanMaxxC
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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/09/2026
“First of all, he’s got my face as his profile picture, so that right there gave me a high degree of confidence, because I know what I look like.” — Kash Patel
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Kash Patel Phished By Scammer Posing As Kash Patel
WASHINGTON—Despite carefully checking and double-checking the credentials of the man who reached out to him via email, FBI director Kash Patel was reportedly phished Friday by a scammer posing as FBI ...
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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
CONTINUED, The Boy From Venus #14 🍝
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Sky K.I. @skykdotidot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Chicken Breasts
Sky shark wishes Gallus rooster good luck

3 hours later, right Hand Side cup holder shark tells Gallus rooster that his breast reduction surgery was a success

Gallus rooster asks where is Sky shark. Right Hand side cup holder shark asks him who does he think took his boobs. 

Sky shark is eating some great pan roasted chickn. Gallus rooster is there
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Mitchell Hammond 𓆙 @bipedalbastard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
hades 2 doodlin'
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Gray @redhotdivekick.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
xavier renegade angel dialogue
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Whimsy Bunny Doodles 🐇 @whimsybunnydoodles.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I can always read your mind
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DJ WOOZIE 🔜 CAROLINA FURFARE @djwoozie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You can apologize but that alone is not reverting it back to how it was before.
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Rick Griffin @rickgriffin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Despite my interest in horror I've typically shied away from actually watching it for several reasons, one of which is that standard horror at least from the 90s through the 2010s was all basically like
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue approaches Green. Green is wearing a chef's hat and holding an oven tray of something ambiguous.
Blue: What are you making?
Green: A concotion.
Blue: A what?
Green: I wanted to bake something, but I didn't have any of the ingredients so I improvised.
Blue: ...Is it good?
Green: No.
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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
CONTINUED, The Boy From Venus #13. 🦦 Gonna need 2 for this one, so [1/2]
Panel 1: Val and Audrey are standing together in front of the pool. Audrey points forward as they exchange a look and says "You don't have to go in if you don't want to. But I'm goin' in!"

Panel 2: Audrey begins to pull up his shirt over his head, illuminated by a streetlight behind him.

Panel 3: Val quickly covers her eyes, sweating a bit, surprised by him suddenly doing that.

Panel 4: We see only the thin slivers of light leaking between Val's fingers from Val's point of view. A speech bubble appears by one of the slivers, the tail indicating it to be from Audrey. "Val?" says Audrey.Panel 5: Still Val's point of view. Val opens her fingers a bit, just enough to see Audrey's face looking at her, amused. "Val, why are you doing that? Ha ha," says Audrey.

Panel 6: Val opens her eyes fully to see Audrey in a frilly blue two-piece bathing suit with a top that slings around the shoulders on both the side and top, and a skirt bottom. "It's just a bathing suit," says Audrey, "It's not like I'm naked."

Panel 7: Audrey walks off, sticking his tongue out a bit stupidly, as Val looks on. Audrey says "Anyway, I know what I'M here for. I'm gonna go splash around!"

Panel 8: Val thinks "I had seen Audrey be clumsy when we were walking on land before," and remembers him tripping with a fast food tray in front of her, sending french fries and soda flying everywhere.Panel 9: Val looks forward, the pool reflecting in her glasses, and thinks "But, looking at him now, I realized something."Panel 10: Audrey smiles placidly as his whole body gracefully flows through the water, as if he he one with the currents, bubbles gliding around him along the rhythms of his body. "This was never a land creature," Val narrates.
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LittleKuriboh @littlekuriboh.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The second half of the Two Cake Rule tumblr meme comic, simply depicting the audience staring at two cakes - instead of saying “Holy shit, two cakes!” they are now saying “Holy shit! Cakes!”
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LittleKuriboh @littlekuriboh.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
How you look when you’re playing Ace Attorney in VR
The visored face of Godot from Ace Attorney Trials & Tribulations
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Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
“I trust my immune system. I don’t need a vaccine.” Ok, I trust mine to protect me too. Which is why I trained it extensively on what the virus looks like so it can handle it. Boxers don’t enter the ring without a plan. It’s the punch you don’t see coming that knocks you out.
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are standing side-by-side listening to a third fox, a golden yellow stranger.
Stranger: ...And five whole years later, our cleric was found within somebody's vacuum cleaner!

As the stranger continues chattering, Green leans subtly towards Blue, whispering to him.
Green: Do you have any idea who this is?
Blue: I thought you knew!
Green: I'm face blind! I have to bluff all the time!
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Tolok @tolok.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
New cat... NEW BOI!
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kieu @ we must not stop living @leslekieuart.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
this is still funny as fuck actually
Panel 1
I am looking at a drawing of a character with someone behind me
me: Wow! These characters are so cool omg why isn't there more stuff about these guys?

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the person behind me response: Those are your characters. You're the one that has to draw them.

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a moment of silence as I process that statement.

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I am on the ground crying and pissing surrounded by crude drawings of my own character.
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 18/09/2026
Humaning.
A four-panel comic. In panel 1, a Northern Cardinal and American Goldfinch perch above a busy crowd in a city, looking down. The cardinal says "It's a nice day to go humaning." The goldfinch says "Just look at them. Majestic." In panel 2, a close-up of the two birds. The cardinal says "Nobody tells you that you'll reach a certain age and suddenly get into humaning. I hit 3 years old, and then bam."The birds are looking out over the crowd scene. In panel 3, the cardinal says "Their calls sound funny to us, but each one has a unique meaning." Below, people are saying various things: "I'm tired." "Where's my phone?" "I'd murder a burrito." In panel 4, the birds look down excitedly at a man walking by. The cardinal says "Wait, is that a guy who got dressed in the dark and put his shirt on inside out and backwards?" And the goldfinch exclaims, "Holy... that's a lifer!"
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eliko thalia @museinrevolt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
just learned this today
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
@dril

"your posts suck ass now " my posts have always sucked Ass. You are just mad at me some reason
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Mare @notherpuppet.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
oh my lucifer! #lucifermorningstar #hazbinhotel
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Green approaches Blue, who is nestled comfortably within a large purple bean bag chair.
Green: How's the bean bag chair?
Blue: Comfy.

Blue watches in silent horror as Green jumps into the air, about to dive into the chair as well.
Green: Make way!

As Green dives in, Blue is launched into the air by the force of Green's landing.

Now cozied up in the bean bag chair, Green watches as Blue flies off in the distance, barely visible as a shred of colour on the sky.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 18/09/2026
freak the fuck out and panic sell everything righgt now. its fucking over
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