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Jai Ritter

@scbodyboarder83.bsky.social
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Making fun of and laughing at the world helps me get through the day. On Dharawal country, sovereignty never ceded.

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Jai Ritter @scbodyboarder83.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
A breakdown of the economic holes in One Nation’s policies. If you look past the slogans at the actual math, the platform relies on contradictory spending and impossible timelines. Here are the 5 specific gaps in their logic. 🧵 #AusPol #OneNation
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Jai Ritter @scbodyboarder83.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Today's joke. Tim Wilson as shadow treasurer Hahahaha #auspol
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Jai Ritter @scbodyboarder83.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Since loot boxes in gaming is basically just gambling for kids. Maybe under 16s should start a loot box lobby group and start making huge donations to the ALP @australianlabor.bsky.social to get around the social media ban. #auspol #gambling
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Jai Ritter @scbodyboarder83.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Babet is 100 percent going to join One Nation. It's only a matter of time. #auspol
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Jai Ritter @scbodyboarder83.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Oh fuck off Julian Hill and @australianlabor.bsky.social . You're such a bunch of hypocrites. It's pretty rich coming from Labor who are just a shell of their former selves. You don't have a progressive bone left in your gelatinous body. #auspol
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Jai Ritter @scbodyboarder83.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
If the Greens' are constantly labelled the party of protest and stunts, then I'll label One Nation the party of faux Outrage and intellectually stunted cunts. #auspol.
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Jai Ritter @scbodyboarder83.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
It's all so fucking embarrassing! #auspol #Trump #Albo
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Jai Ritter @scbodyboarder83.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
This just makes me sick.
theguardian.com
The horrific murders of Hannah Clarke and her children stunned Australia. Could they have been saved?
Exclusive: A two-year Guardian investigation reveals new details about the critical final weeks of Clarke’s life, casting doubt on the coroner’s finding that nothing more could have been done to preve...
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Jai Ritter @scbodyboarder83.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Koala's are stealing Aussie jobs and it's a disgrace!
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Jai Ritter @scbodyboarder83.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Hahaha. Holy shit!
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Jai Ritter @scbodyboarder83.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Laying here listening to the little crunches of the bunnies eating.
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 13/09/2025
The Nation pulls NO punches, from @espiers.bsky.social "There's no requirement to take part in this whitewashing campaign. Refusing to join in doesn’t make anyone a bad person. It’s a choice to write an obituary that begins “Joseph Goebbels was a gifted marketer and loving father to six children.”
thenation.com
Charlie Kirk’s Legacy Deserves No Mourning
The white Christian nationalist provocateur wasn’t a promoter of civil discourse. He preached hate, bigotry, and division
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Source: Jenn Has ADHD
reading with brain fog:

1 - winnie the pooh - "the f*ck did I just read" 
2 - winnie pooh straining to read a page - *reads entire page again*
3 - winnie the pooh and planets and stars behind him - mind instantly goes everywhere else
4 - *reads entire page again* - winnie the pooh straining to read the page

@Jenn Has ADHD
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Jai Ritter @scbodyboarder83.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Foam party! Huge swells here creating some delicious looking cappuccinos.
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Jai Ritter @scbodyboarder83.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Aussie winter is the best.
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Jai Ritter @scbodyboarder83.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Aussie winter is the best.
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Jai Ritter @scbodyboarder83.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
There's so many songs, I could've put in but would've spent too long on it. If I had to pick a number 1 though, it'd have to be Evie, parts 1, 2 & 3.
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Jai Ritter @scbodyboarder83.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Being on a disability pension and trying to access public dental in this country is absolutely FUCKED. It's so stressful and anxiety inducing that it makes you want to lose your shit. @australianlabor.bsky.social #AUSPOL
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Jai Ritter @scbodyboarder83.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
This man was utter garbage. An absolute piece of shit. #auspol www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
theguardian.com
Scott Morrison sought advice to obstruct Nauru asylum seekers from accessing abortions, documents reveal
Advocate claims Abbott government was concerned asylum seekers and refugees were using medical transfers as a back door to get into Australia
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Jai Ritter @scbodyboarder83.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Jesus Christ. America is just fucked!
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Jai Ritter @scbodyboarder83.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
I've done some risky things over the years, but nothing scares me more than accidentally opening the selfie camera first thing in the morning at the wrong angle.
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Jai Ritter @scbodyboarder83.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Not feeling the rainy days.
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Jai Ritter @scbodyboarder83.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Why is the pope dressed as a tortilla?
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Jai Ritter @scbodyboarder83.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Besides gun control, can anyone name anything the LNP has done that has hugely benefited Australia? #qanda #auspol
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Michael Taylor @ausindimedia.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
It would cost $26 billion a year to give pensioners and income support recipients an extra $100 a week. We give the wealthy over $40 billion a year in rorts and benefits. See what’s wrong? theaimn.net/100-a-week-b...
theaimn.net
$100 a Week Boost for Australia’s Poorest: A Game-Changer Funded by the Wealthy
With Australia’s most vulnerable grappling with the cost-of-living, raising pension and income support payments by $100 a week is justified.
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Jai Ritter @scbodyboarder83.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Remember when we had a decade of unmitigated corruption with the LNP and then Labor got in promising an anti corruption commission and not one MP from that whole decade of politics was held accountable for anything? Not fucking one! #auspol
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Larissa Waters @larissawaters.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
It’s a great honour and privilege to be elected as the fifth leader of the Australian Greens. In the face of the escalating climate and environment crisis, the housing crisis and the worst inequality crisis in history, our movement has never been more important.
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Jai Ritter @scbodyboarder83.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Sydney Harbour a couple of weeks ago.
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Senator David Shoebridge @davidshoebridge.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Always a pleasure to let Sky News know what I really think... This election was a referendum on the far right and Murdoch - and the truth of it is they got smashed.
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Jai Ritter @scbodyboarder83.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
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Jai Ritter @scbodyboarder83.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Dude!
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Jai Ritter @scbodyboarder83.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
I read this whole thing in Ron Swanson and Karen's voice. www.theguardian.com/culture/2025...
theguardian.com
Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally: ‘Our secret? We really like each other – which I highly recommend’
The married actors share their worst habits, lessons learned from Nicole Kidman and Susan Sarandon, and their expensive lightbulb habit
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Jai Ritter @scbodyboarder83.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Not that it even matters but If Angus and Price are nominated, the LNP will be pretty much a fringe far right party. #auspol
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Jai Ritter @scbodyboarder83.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Great article that debunks all the bullshit.
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Jai Ritter @scbodyboarder83.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
How's Bullwinkel going to cope without rocky? Fuck I'm old. I'll see myself out...
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Jai Ritter @scbodyboarder83.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
This is such a dumb policy. #auspol www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
theguardian.com
Google age ID proposal may not suit Australia’s under-16 social media ban, expert says
Proposed system of storing passports or drivers licences in Google Wallet app likely to benefit adults, but usefulness in identifying teenagers without ID documents unclear
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Rachel Withers @rachelwithers.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
This is such a poor half-imitation at the misogyny speech. We need a ban on the word mirror. A lot of people found Max Chandler-Mather tactless, but it wasn't "offensive" of him to ask the PM questions in QUESTION TIME, and it's blatantly false to suggest he stood in front of signs like Abbott did.
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Jai Ritter @scbodyboarder83.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
These idiots make our right wing parties look like brain surgeons. Well, Babet and Hanson are definitely on par.
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Jai Ritter @scbodyboarder83.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Hoping Albanese stops talking about his mum struggling on the disability pension 40 years ago and starts talking and doing something about people on the disability pension struggling today. #abc730 #auspol
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Jai Ritter @scbodyboarder83.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Labor supporters celebrating the Greens @greens.org.au losing seats and completely ignoring the million-dollar campaign against them by Advance, who has rich foreign and Liberal party backers. I guess election interference is fine when its not your party and you win #auspol #ausvotes25 #binnight
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Jai Ritter @scbodyboarder83.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
I cringe everytime Anthony Albanese mentions his mother struggling on disability payments while ignoring the worst cost of living crisis in years. #auspol #ausvotes25 #binnight
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Jai Ritter @scbodyboarder83.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Is Barnaby holding his breath? #auspol #ausvotes25 #binnight
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Jai Ritter @scbodyboarder83.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
#auspol #ausvotes25 #binnight Dutton with plenty of time on his hands now, already looking for new additions to his property portfolio.
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Jai Ritter @scbodyboarder83.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
James McGrath after finishing at the ABC tonight. #auspol #ausvotes25 #binnight
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a man taking a shower with the words sobbing uncontrollably written below him
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Jai Ritter @scbodyboarder83.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Jacinta Price won't be heard from again after this election. She was the LNPs useful idiot and they couldn't give a shit about her now. #auspol #ausvotes25 #binnight
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Jai Ritter @scbodyboarder83.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
The moment James McGrath shit his pants. #auspol #ausvotes25 #binnight
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Jai Ritter @scbodyboarder83.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Get in the bin Dutton and the LNP! #auspol #ausvotes25 #binnight
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Jai Ritter @scbodyboarder83.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
How long before McGrath throws a tantrum and calls ABC bias and the hate media? #auspol #ausvotes25 #binnight
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Jai Ritter @scbodyboarder83.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
James McGrath sounds like he's going to cry. #auspol #ausvotes25 #binnight
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