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Ward Yke

@war-dyke.bsky.social
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Ger/Eng/日本語. Dyke of great renown. Mid 30s at this point. Increasingly magnetic. Allegedly does Hollow Knight speedruns. Severely Autistic™. Friend of Mara.

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Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 4h
www.oglaf.com/easyanswers/
Comic strip, featuring a sphinx that seems way hairier than a sphinx cat.

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sphinx- Which of the following is NOT a sex position?

panel 2
we've pulled out to see the sphinx is perched on a rock.
the rock is surrounded with human skulls.
A man speaks to the sphinx.
Let's call the man 'Swollenfoot'
Swollenfoot- Wait, that's your riddle?
Sphinx- Yep. Good riddle.

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swollenfoot- Rubbish riddle. Anything can be a sex position
sphinx- wrong

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swollenfoot- Nah, you just invenet the sex position. Go on- say anything.

panel 5
sphinx- ah- three angry men in a boat

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Swollenfoot- Easy! I'm off to do that position

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Swollenfoot fcuks two men in a boat. The sphinx watches from the shore.

panel 8
Sphinx- That's no a sex position, idiot. That's just a description of who's fucking.

Panel 9
Swollenfoot- Oh yeah.
Man in boat- Arr. I was going to say but I wanted the sex.
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Briar Darby Sinéad Madarch (fae/it/he) @sineadthefae.bsky.social · 9h
once again frustrated by how many people throw around words like psychotic/delusional/maniac without having a clue what the internal experiences of those phenomena are. ^^ most people are unaware of even clinical definitions as described by observation, but that’s not the same as what i said is it?
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 10h
ABBOTT: Bloodborne was made in collaboration with Japan Studio COSTELLO: The Japanese Studio ABBOTT: They're both Japanese COSTELLO: Who is? ABOTT: FromSoftware and Japan Studio COSTELLO: Right the software is From a Japanese studio, what are they called? ABBOTT: [Seething] bsky.app/profile/jame...
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 10h
ABBOTT: Japanese developers today have unique names, like FromSoftware COSTELLO: From what ABBOTT: FromSoftware COSTELLO: I thought you said it was from Japan ABBOTT: It is COSTELLO: But what's the name of the developer ABBOTT: FromSoftware COSTELLO: The Software's From Japan, though ABBOTT: Yes
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 13h
Daily bunny no.3482 seeks the Ancient Wisdom
A bunny rides on the back of a tortois, about rabbit-sized. The tortoise walks at the head of a line of tortoises, as they meet a gigantic, sagely tortoise in the middle of a sandy desert
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Reports From Unknown Places @clever-reports.bsky.social · 14h
We report: on the long tail of this week’s storm, the wind still has big teeth. It is raking the sea, throwing sea foam into the air. When there is a lull in the weather, the smell of the ocean is overwhelming; the storm must have disturbed some creatures of the abyss.
Digital painting of a stormy ocean: the light is a little yellow, coming through a jumble of dark grey clouds. The sea is wild, grey-blue, the sea foam a pale blue in the dim light.
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tine @tine5.bsky.social · 23/10/2026
The rib structure of #Ichthyosaurs may have helped them with swimming to greater depths #pixelart #ドット絵 #SciArt #paleoart
Pixel art of Ichthyosaurs in the ocean. There are two, silhouetted against the bright water's surface where beams of light are coming down. One is twisting round and the other is swimming down at a side on view. They both have long beaks, fins and large eyes for seeing in darker waters. There are small fish in the lower regions and one larger fish closer to the rocks, sponges and marine plants in the foreground.
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Ward Yke @war-dyke.bsky.social · 15h
Crushes can be great!
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Ward Yke @war-dyke.bsky.social · 16h
Yep, same
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Ward Yke @war-dyke.bsky.social · 16h
Just waiting for the day all the "anti-woke" "curators" give anything 40k a hard no because they learned that Space Marines were transhumans
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Ward Yke @war-dyke.bsky.social · 17h
Kingdom of delicacies, it's a joke started in the Shire after the return of Merry and Pippin
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 18h
if you ever happen to see someone post a joke you don't understand or discuss a subject you aren't familiar with, you are well within your right to complain, and perhaps even scold them if necessary. you are their customer and you have rights
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 24/10/2026
We acknowledge that no one has the bandwidth for this, but if it helps: -It’s ‘sleight of hand’ -It’s ‘bated breath’ -It’s ‘lo and behold’ -It's 'buck naked' -It’s ‘brass tacks’ -It’s ‘free rein’ -It’s ‘toe the line'
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That OooooOoOooooOtter Sarah 🏳️‍🌈 @simsarah.bsky.social · 24/10/2026
Four panel meme format riffing on a scene from Dr Who with The Doctor (Capaldi) and Clara.

First panel, Clara skeptical face “Is four a lot?”
Second, Doctor, explaining face “depends on the context”
Third, Doctor, drawn negative face “as a private key? No.”
Fourth, Doctor, expressive hands, intense face “PHP vulnerabilities? yes.”
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Ward Yke @war-dyke.bsky.social · 18h
Good morning!
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 23h
The image is of a four panel comic. 
The first panel depicts Sarah, the protagonist, wearing a witch outfit and standing next to a black cat. We see a speech bubble pointing off panel that says, "Why do witches always have BLACK cats?"
The second panel zooms in on the black cat's face. Another speech bubble pointing off panel says, "Is it because they look spooky?"
Above the third and fourth panel is a title that reads "WITCH WITH A WHITE CAT".
In panel three we see a red headed witch standing in front of her wardrobe, holding up a dress that is covered in white cat hair. We see a white cat standing by her.
In the fourth panel we see that same witch make an expression of exasperation.
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Vampyrx @cruorcrypt.bsky.social · 23/10/2026
I hate the trans vs nonbinary debate. If a nonbinary person considers themself to be transgender, then they are. End of story. Why are yall being weird and exclusionary? As a trans nonbinary person, I am and will always be trans.
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PseudoPod 🎙️ @pseudopod.org · 24/10/2026
They're almost here... soon.
4 panel comic.
Title: the best parts about Fall
Panel 1: lady in cardigan, "cozy flannels".
Panel 2: same woman holding a yellow mug of some hot liquid. 
Panel 3: same lady hanging out in a grey void with cryptid like creatures. "Return of the old ones".
Panel 4: the lady and all her monster friends sitting around a campfire, laughing.  "Bonfires with friends ".
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🪐 Solar Saturn (eepy era) 🪐 @sfwsaturniibae.bsky.social · 19h
Oh, to lay my head in the lap of someone who cares for me deeply, uninterrupted as they read aloud under ambient, muted lighting, hands softly stroking my hair. The space warm and comforting with steadfast feelings of safety and permeated with shared memories of our lives, loves, and experiences.
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 24/10/2026
Daily bunny no.3481 is an alligator bun
A bunny in a tiny boat floats through the swamp, and meets with a trio of alligators who swim up to the boat. They have dopy expressions on their faces
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Reports From Unknown Places @clever-reports.bsky.social · 24/10/2026
We report: later on, the sky is still working to sort itself out, all its pieces scattered every which way. The storm has moved on to the east, shaking some other trees that we do not know about. Many of the leaves of the trees we do know are on the ground now.
Digital painting of a pale blue sky filled with thin, fibrous-like clouds, all dishevelled and entwined together.
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Bansheelicia @feliseeya.bsky.social · 23/10/2026
Are you today’s date? Because you are a 24/10!
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Ward Yke @war-dyke.bsky.social · 23/10/2026
Looks great! Hope you'll have a fun game
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Scare-o-lyn Petit @carolynmichelle.bsky.social · 23/10/2026
I'm sorry, what the fuck are you suggesting, Google Docs?
A Google Docs close-up in which Docs is suggesting that the word "puttering" be replaced with "puttingtering." (?????????)
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Ward Yke @war-dyke.bsky.social · 23/10/2026
God, I know how awful that feels. I'm sorry. Take care of yourself
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Ward Yke @war-dyke.bsky.social · 23/10/2026
Shower thought of the day: Voice dysphoria
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 23/10/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue turns around to see Green arrive to the scene wearing a towel on his head, still slightly wet around the edges. Blue is overcome with love.
Green: Shower fresh!

Blue dashes towards Green, who halts him.
Blue: Affection!
Green: No! No touchy.

Blue pauses, hovering in mid-air as Green elaborates.
Green: I am covered in lotion.

Bue flops down onto the floor in disappointment.
Blue: Oh, how cruel is life.
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Alexandra Orlando @alexgorlando.bsky.social · 23/10/2026
Not the top Steam review of Dressmaker making me cry this morning!
I work in a nursing home. Most of my elderly residents have the shakes, arthritis, troubles with vision, and other ailments that mean they can't keep up with their hobby of sewing. Yesterday I showed one of my residents this game. She used to be a professional dressmaker irl.

It brought her SO much joy. She lit up when she saw all the different fabrics and patterns, and started comparing them against each other to design a new dress. She has been so depressed recently. It can get so boring in nursing homes, because as I said, people become too frail and sick to keep up with the hobbies they used to have. So when I saw her smile and engage with the game, when I saw the gears in her brain turn and her creative juices flow once again, it literally brought a tear to my eye.

I cannot sing this game enough praises, and I'm not even factoring in the joy that I myself have experienced while playing it. It has inspired me to sew again. And I mean really sew, not just mending (which is all I have done with my sewing machine in the last decade). I have found my creativity again.

Dressmaker team, please know that you have created something extremely special here. You have given old ladies with arthritis the gift of dressmaking again. You have inspired me to get out my sewing machine again. And our experiences are only a drop in the ocean; you have touched so many lives with this game.

Thank you, from the bottom of my heart.
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 23/10/2026
Daily bunny no.3480 has the beach to themselves
A bunny stands on a lookout point near the seaside, looking out to sea. Down a winding staircase on the beach below, two littler bunnies play happily on the sand.
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angel 🏳️‍⚧️ $0/40 food @freakingangel.bsky.social · 23/10/2026
we havent eaten yet today anything helps
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Reports From Unknown Places @clever-reports.bsky.social · 23/10/2026
We report: the sunrise is a little furious, shaken out of the clouds instead of the expected slow reveal. The clouds are also mangled and mean, moving fast, shredding in the strong wind gusts. We had trouble sleeping through the groaning and creaking of a stormy night.
Digital painting of a sunrise sky: purple clouds are haphazardly assembled in a chaotic sky, their edges glowing bright pink closer to the horizon. There is an orange glow there, appearing through small gaps above some empty fields.
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Ishmi @itsmeishmi.bsky.social · 22/10/2026
Hesperos Halloweeeeen! 🦇🎃 Fix-up from ages ago. I STILL wish we got his outfit in-game! #shmiart #FFXIVART #FFXIV
Drawing of Hesperos inspired by and in reference to a model posed by @sundownageha.bsky.social! A man with white skin, light grey hair, black sclera with purple-pink eyes, grinning with sharp teeth, in an outlandish red, black and gold outfit, as he flies through the night sky, cloak billowing, sword to his side, with the moon in a cloudy sky behind him.
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Ruby Soho 🇨🇦 @ruby-soho.com · 22/10/2026
a rare sighting of the hairless Canadian beaver
Creator Ruby Soho is naked in the grass outside. She crouches on her heels, and leans back to show off her pussy. She uses one hand to slightly spread and display her pierced pussy for you. Ruby's hair is a bright gingery red. She glances off to the side.
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Rat king @pigeonrxt.bsky.social · 22/10/2026
I hope everyone’s had a lovely day
Rat king standing in front of a white wall. They have on a brown patchwork hoodie, with no pants or panties. Theyre posed holding their hoodie out to the side and above their waist
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 22/10/2026
ok but this is actually an appropriate way to honor Bacchus and i think the ancients would have agreed
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Ward Yke @war-dyke.bsky.social · 22/10/2026
I was firmly convinced this was an Onion headline until I saw the domain below the embed
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Ward Yke @war-dyke.bsky.social · 22/10/2026
It is, and that can make it hard to call it quits when someone's being too much to keep around, but just because someone can get better (and even if they actually *do* gete better before your eyes) doesn't mean you owe them your time and patience. You deserve your own kindness, too
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Ward Yke @war-dyke.bsky.social · 22/10/2026
Man, dysphoria sucks. And it's even more depressing when it could be solved extremely easily and cheaply if society just didn't bother hurting minorities
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Ward Yke @war-dyke.bsky.social · 22/10/2026
I wish for the entire category of "news" that's just "CEO/company says thing" to die. Either actually do a journalism about it and put it into proper context and everything or simply leave it be
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Mir @hovermyr.bsky.social · 22/10/2026
also like. you can be submissive and still take initiative and that's Very Hot, Actually
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Mir @hovermyr.bsky.social · 21/10/2026
I think women on here need to learn that being a pathetic victim-in-waiting with no survival instinct is only hot if it's not actually true.
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c0rnelia💚🌼🌱🩵 @bekutation.swifties.social · 21/10/2026
ABORTION BANS ONLY BAN SAFE ABORTIONS tell ur fucking friends!!!
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Andie Sophia 💛🤍💜🖤 @andiesophia.is · 22/10/2026
Happy Great Disappointment Day to those who celebrate en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_D...
The Great Disappointment in the Millerite movement was the reaction that followed preacher William Miller's proclamation that Jesus Christ would return to the Earth by 1844, which he called the Second Advent. The topic was spreading during the Second Great Awakening, on the second advent of Jesus Christ and with the studies from Archbishop Usher, who interpreted the 2300 days of Daniel 8:14 as 2300 years, who along with other Bible Scholars concluded that the return of Christ would be around 1843. William Miller, a Baptist preacher, began to study it and soon began to preach on it and finally set October 22, 1844 as the final date Christ would return .His study of the Daniel 8 prophecy during the Second Great Awakening led him to conclude that Daniel's "cleansing of the sanctuary" was cleansing the world from sin when Christ would come, and he and many others prepared. When Jesus did not appear by October 22, 1844, Miller and his followers were disappointed, hence the name.
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Micro SF/F by O. Westin @microsff.com · 21/10/2026
"I was told," said the princess, "that the point of fairy tales is not to tell children dragons exist, but that they can be killed." "Oh, absolutely!" said the dragon. "You agree?" "These rich, selfish, powerful, cruel beings that need killing, did you think they're literally dragons, princess?"
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Ward Yke @war-dyke.bsky.social · 22/10/2026
Yep, that sure sounds like depression
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nokyan 🫪 @nokyan.net · 21/10/2026
Edited image of the box cover of the game "Connect Four". At the top of the box it just says "Four" in big white font - the word "Connect" has been edited out. Below it is a yellow subtitle reading "The Classic Private Key", the words "Private Key" being visibly edited in. Below are two children acting is if they had fun with the Connect Four board on a table in front of them and piles of yellow and red chips laying next to it.
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 22/10/2026
Daily bunny no.3479 is a horrifying visage
A bunny on a stage wears. blue suit and tie. He introduces a new character to the stage, a 'giant' bunny dressed in old-timey magician's attire. It is actually two or more smaller bunnies standing on one another, with a fake moustache. The audience is incredulous.
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✨ Fiffany ✨ @fiffanyrage.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I can tell they are growing again 😵‍💫 #boobs #tits
Fiffany chest is shown. They have a white shirt pulled up with their right hand and a grey tank top pulled down beneath their boobs. Their red headphone cords snakes across their chest.
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Reports From Unknown Places @clever-reports.bsky.social · 22/10/2026
We report: the sky was still bright when we got on the train. We watched the slow spread of ink over the clouds, the gilding of the horizon, and the rain advancing our way - or rather, we are coming to the rain. Just like this, when we get off the train, it is a different world.
Digital painting of a dusk sky: the clouds are large, very heavy, dark blue, looming over a thin band of yellow light. Even this lighter part of the sky is overtaken by the rain from the left-hand side of the frame. The yellow reflects on the bottom of the clouds.
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Ruby Soho 🇨🇦 @ruby-soho.com · 21/10/2026
Would you like a hiking snack? (it's me!)
Redhead Ruby Soho is crouched naked in some grass outdoors. Her eyes are closed from the sun, and she smiles happily. She holds up her big, pierced tits for you. You can see a peek of her pussy piercing.
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