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Scarina’s Vault @scarinasvault.bsky.social · 2m

I don’t even know why fools fall in love. 😔

Scarina’s Vault @scarinasvault.bsky.social · 11h

This is the hardest I’ve laughed at MST3K since the Sci Fi era. I never needed celebrity guests or more robots. I’m just glad it feels like the cow town puppet show. & I’m so glad that Pearl is back.

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Scarina’s Vault @scarinasvault.bsky.social · 11h

I still have her stickers from one of her calendars. Oh, Bub, come back!

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Scarina’s Vault @scarinasvault.bsky.social · 11h

Ugh I wish I never knew about Maru.

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Scarina’s Vault @scarinasvault.bsky.social · 11h

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie.

Daenerys Targaeryen from Game of Thrones laughing & holding a cigarette in front of a fire. It’s captioned “I fucking told you so.”

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Scarina’s Vault @scarinasvault.bsky.social · 13h

I can’t believe I’m watching new MST3K with Mike and the bots!

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Scarina’s Vault @scarinasvault.bsky.social · 14h

Me too. I cried so hard when Lil Bub & Maru died.

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Scarina’s Vault @scarinasvault.bsky.social · 14h

Oh! He’s not mine. He was the world’s cat.

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Scarina’s Vault @scarinasvault.bsky.social · 14h

I can’t believe Marmalade died. I know it’s silly but I thought he’d be around forever. I love cats but it’s heartbreaking losing them, we never get enough time.

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Scarina’s Vault @scarinasvault.bsky.social · 14h

I’ve had such a shit week that I bought BuzzBallz for my roommate & me. These things are FUN.

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Scarina’s Vault @scarinasvault.bsky.social · 14h

I am this cat’s lawyer, he is innocent of all wrongdoing.

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Scarina’s Vault @scarinasvault.bsky.social · 14h

Ohhh I’ve always wanted a tortie! My mm’s cat was crazy for Cheerios or Special K with the dried strawberries. She’d also beg for hummus & I’d feel so bad not giving her any but it has garlic in it.

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Scarina’s Vault @scarinasvault.bsky.social · 15h

What are you going to do when you grow your thumb? You could probably drive a car then.

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Scarina’s Vault @scarinasvault.bsky.social · 15h

Thank you but I’m a Scranton 9 & a NYC 5.

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Scarina’s Vault @scarinasvault.bsky.social · 15h

Dutch is so weird. As an English speaker who doesn’t speak Dutch, I could understand this sentence before I translated it. It looks kind of like English. Or does English look like Dutch? I’m very bad at linguistics & language origins.

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Scarina’s Vault @scarinasvault.bsky.social · 15h

Have you tried just giving Chancleta some marshmallows?

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dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 15h

researchers gave raccoons puzzle boxes with marshmallows. even after eating the reward, the raccoons kept solving puzzles. Chancleta is appalled. dress this up how you will: these raccoons are embracing unpaid labor. they must stop being wreckers and develop some class consciousness.

an orange-and-white cat with large amber eyes, a pink nose, and orange markings around his mouth. He looks directly at the camera with an intense, wide-eyed expression, his ears upright and white whiskers fanning out across the frame.

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Scarina’s Vault @scarinasvault.bsky.social · 15h

I wish I were hot. My boss owns a building in addition to his funeral business & sometimes I have to deal with tenants. They’re rich idiots & my skill is yelling at them. I could be a rich people dominatrix if I were hot. Those people need to be yelled at.

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Scarina’s Vault @scarinasvault.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

The revolutionary committee will see you now.

Dark red knitting on top of a copy of A Tale of Two Cites.

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Scarina’s Vault @scarinasvault.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I saw an ad for Macbeth that looked good but I’m not going to be able to make it. 😭

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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Frog got a ladder. He put the box up on a high shelf. “There,” said Frog. “Now we will not eat any more cookies.” “But we can climb the ladder and take the box down from the shelf and cut the string and open the box,” said Toad. “That is true,” said Frog.

Frog climbs a ladder and hides the cookies high on a shelf.

From "Cookies"
In *Frog and Toad Together*

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Scarina’s Vault @scarinasvault.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I’ll eat that too but only one or two, they make my teef hurt.

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Scarina’s Vault @scarinasvault.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I have a hankering to go to the opera again.

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Scarina’s Vault @scarinasvault.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

GIVE ME YOUR SHRIMP AND STOP INSULTING SHRIMP

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Scarina’s Vault @scarinasvault.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Hypothetically, how many shrimp do you think you could eat in one sitting? I think I could eat 30.

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Scarina’s Vault @scarinasvault.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

It’s so important in times like these, when the political party that’s in charge of all three branches of government is planning to livestream an execution, to remember that “bOtH pArTiEs ArE tHe SaMe.”

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Scarina’s Vault @scarinasvault.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

The terrible irony of those so-called Christian’s supporting a public execution when Jesus was murdered by the state. You’re not pro life if you support the death penalty.

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dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

amid protests, the Grand Saline, TX city council voted 4–1 to evict Pip, the library cat, over scratching & biting. He'll now live with the librarian. a cat was installed in public office, performed public service, & was removed for being a cat. this is injustice. this is a crime. Justice for Pip!

Pip, a black-and-white cat wearing an orange collar, stands on a dark patterned carpet, looking upward with wide, alert eyes. His ears are perked up, his tail is raised, and he has a small black heart-shaped marking on his nose.

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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

So uh, American people. You ok? Can we talk in private

an orange cat is sitting with his arms folded under his load body. his face looks concerned and a bit discomfited

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Scarina’s Vault @scarinasvault.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

This would explain why UFO activity increased as the Cold War started. It was the first time humans had a weapon capable of creating a nuclear holocaust.

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Scarina’s Vault @scarinasvault.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

My hypothesis about aliens is that they’re actually humans who traveled from the distant future to study humans & possibly prevent a potential extinction event.

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Scarina’s Vault @scarinasvault.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I liked the episodes of The Dead Files where Amy tells the families the paranormal activity is aliens. Do they ever find aliens on those ghost hunting shows? That would be rad. 👽

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Scarina’s Vault @scarinasvault.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I bet you’re glad you don’t have fleas anymore. You’re now a cleanie beanie.

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Scarina’s Vault @scarinasvault.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Someone hire me to work on your horror projects, I’m a natural!

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Scarina’s Vault @scarinasvault.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I found this terrifying picture of myself going through my camera roll. I think I must have accidentally taken it when I was on call and picking up my phone. I don’t understand this angle at all, that wooden thing is the underside of my drafting table.

A scary photo. A woman’s head is in the left corner of a darkened room. One eye is open, the other is open but only showing white. The underside of a light wooden table takes up the right side of the photo.

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 08/10/2026

a livestreamed execution is just a lynching

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Scarina’s Vault @scarinasvault.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I’m at a point if I don’t laugh I’ll cry. This whole place is actually hell.

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Scarina’s Vault @scarinasvault.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I mean, the whole picture is like a satire. None of it looks real but she’s not helping. And I’m not defending someone who’s part of the party enforcing the patriarchy from the patriarchy that she upholds. Not going high anymore, look where that got us.

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Scarina’s Vault @scarinasvault.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

You sound rad. I’d smoke during bombscare breaks at school (right after Columbine) & when I went to the goth club.

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Scarina’s Vault @scarinasvault.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I may or may not still use my high school cigarette case.

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madame web’s web @stunninggun.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

get her in a tim Burton movie STAT

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Patrick Samphire 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @patricksamphire.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I am not in competition with other authors. Except one of you. You don't know who you are, but I'm watching you.

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Scarina’s Vault @scarinasvault.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Dear Diary, I’ve started knitting again & my coworker bought me a pack of what I think might be the closest approximation to Djarum Blacks on the market in the U.S. The nineties really are back!

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I’m on a flight next to a guy who is listening to Seinfeld with no headphones and all I hear is the laughtrack and the worst bass noises of all time every 15 seconds and all I can think about is this.

Pftompkins.bsky.social: The music of Seinfeld, divorced from the show itself, is nothing short of disgusting. Imagine if the show didn’t exist but the music somehow did. Hearing it, your face would twist in angry revulsion

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