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SB Ellie

@sbellie.bsky.social
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As the neighbourhood's designated crazy cat person, it's my job to only post pictures of these chaos creatures. Do I have other interests? Sure. But who cares, honestly. Cats! Cats! Cats! Cats cats! 🐾

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SB Ellie @sbellie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
3,000+ photos is normal, yes?
Screen grab of my "All Cats" photo album. Current count: 3, 062 photos. Cover photo is the derpiest orange cat of all time.
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SB Ellie @sbellie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Raf is taunted by a ceiling spider this #Caturday morning. 🕷️
You awake to a black cat looking up, mouth slightly agape, eyes laser focused. He's watching a spider. It's directly over your pillow.
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SB Ellie @sbellie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Raf is in his Silly Goose era this #Caturday 🐈‍⬛ ❤️ Happy Black Cat Appreciation Month!
A black cat stares out of his play tube with what can only be described as "crazy eyes"
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SB Ellie @sbellie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Twinsies
Unflattering angle of a sleepy tabby with seemingly no neck, just fluffJabba the Hutt (from Wikipedia)
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SB Ellie @sbellie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Cheddar the cat is doing more than my local MP 🍁
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Manny Hunter @shark-sleeve.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
As the coyotes howled in the distance, Kevin stared wistfully through the window, contemplating his life choices. Somewhere along the way, he had become a cow. And an indoor cat. #cats #catsofbluesky
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SB Ellie @sbellie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Did someone mention food?
A sleeping black cat awakens suddenly, mid-blep.
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SB Ellie @sbellie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
🚨 Tiny teef alert!
A large black cat sleeps on an embarrassingly hairy red chair, showing off his teeny tiny white fangs
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ElizaB @figandpen.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Nice carpet you got there. It’d be a shame if anyone barfed on it. #cats
A tortie tabby Siberian cat on a tan braided rug.
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SB Ellie @sbellie.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Nurses Charlie and Raffi are hard at work this #Caturday keeping their human safe. That or they are enjoying the warmth of a low grade fever. 🔥
A siamese cat sleeps under the blankets, arms stretched out in pancake mode, while her brother from another mother sleeps on top of the covers
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SB Ellie @sbellie.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
To be fair, I would also rather have a conversation with other people's cats. 😻
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SB Ellie @sbellie.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Charlie is hiding from Mean Grandma (who dared to poke the royal toe beans) this #Caturday
A siamese cat with a disgruntled expression squeezes herself into a cat cave and is now "invisible." Where did Charlie go? I guess we'll never know...
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SB Ellie @sbellie.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Nobody expects the Raffi Inquisition!
A black cat stares deeply into your eyes with his face uncomfortably close to yours. "What secrets are you hiding?" he asks, "And are they edible?"
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For the Love of Missy @missybbbobtail.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
My parents have 12 photos of me from the year 1985. I have 125 photos of my cat from this morning.
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SB Ellie @sbellie.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Happy International #Caturday to all who celebrate!
A young tabby cat chews on her rainbow wand you with a slightly unhinged expression of pride and joy
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Ina C @inac.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
#Summer2026 #Božidar #cats #CatsOfBluesky #DailyDoseOfCat
My brown tabby cat Božidar rests on the top of the washing machine, tired of the summer temperatures.
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SB Ellie @sbellie.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
This #Caturday, let's take a moment for Raffi - who bravely screamed like a banshee all the way to his routine check up and then peed on himself and the vet. A true hero.🏅
A huge black baby man cat sleeps with his tongue out. There's nothing here for scale, but the vet did repeatedly say "wow, he IS a big boy, isn't he?"
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Attacked I say
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Paul @atticusfinch-105.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
A Roman terracotta figure of a cat, presumably playing a harp(?). It was made in Egypt when it was part of the Roman Empire 80-100 AD. Held at the Museum August Kestner in Hannover, Germany. #History #HistoryMatters
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SB Ellie @sbellie.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Bobbie would like to remind her fellow cats to stretch before any rigorous #Caturday napping. Safety first!
A tabby cat stretches one leg lying on her back, black paw spread in an air high five (plus bonus claws)A tabby cat stretches all four limbs while lying on her back, claws out (but just for show)
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SB Ellie @sbellie.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Charlie says "HELLO! Hello? Is this thing on?"
A siamese cat smushes her face into the camera. Don't mistake this headbutt for affection. It's 100% about demanding ATTENTION and also FOOD
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SB Ellie @sbellie.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
In keeping with #Caturday roots, Charlie says "Hey"
A siamese cat looks right into the camera, slack-jawed with her mouth half open. She's either about to say "Hey" or sneeze violently
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SB Ellie @sbellie.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
The meanest.
A tabby cat and a siamese cat sleep side by side, curled towards each other to form a furry heart shape. Awwww
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dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
he has lived in this house for eight years but still enters every room with the confused energy of a substitute teacher who has just learned there is no lesson plan
an orange and white cat looks quite confused, as if he now has to remember the names of 30 students he has never seen before
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SB Ellie @sbellie.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Remember when having a substitute teacher felt like a free pass to break the rules? Apparently this also applies to cat sitters. Puffin is a #Caturday criminal
A tuxedo cat peers out guiltily from behind houseplants on the shelf he's absolutely not supposed to go on. If looks could talk, his would say "Oh shit! Busted!"
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SB Ellie @sbellie.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Murray is pretty smug for a guy who cannonballed at the window this morning to "catch" a crow. 🐦‍⬛
Side profile of an orange cat, eyes half closed and what is absolutely a smile of self satisfaction on his face
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SB Ellie @sbellie.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Who needs a TARDIS when you have a cat carrier and an overactive imagination? While Charlie takes a trip through time and space, I'm off to catsit her cousins.
A siamese cat sits in her travel carrier, staring intently at absolutely nothing
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SB Ellie @sbellie.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Late #Caturday Fact: One of the cats who came to visit us last night was not a cat. Not-cat chased away Bobbie's latest suitor and then TESTED OUR DOOR HANDLE to see if it was locked because WTAF 🦝
A raccoon with a stumpy little tail climbs around a fire pit hunting for bugs at night. This involves chucking the rocks aside and generally making a mess.
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IBBIRDIN @northernbirder.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I just want to put this out there to all the cat parents I can reach. (Feel free to share) I purchased 2 treat fish from Ren's last week. They are made by a company called #Aikiou They are a toy marketed to be stuffed with treats. I gave these to my 2 cats on Saturday morning. Both were destroyed
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SB Ellie @sbellie.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
"Get a cat," they said. "You'll never be alone," they said. 🐾
Two paws slide under a doorway, one with claws flexed as if to say, "How dare you close this bathroom door?!"
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SB Ellie @sbellie.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Raffi (the 16 lb behemoth) demands to be held like a little baby. A firm believer in quid pro quo, he rewards this effort... with a soggy elbow. You're welcome.
A black cat snoozes in a puddle of his own drool (which is also on my elbow)
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SB Ellie @sbellie.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Fun #Caturday Fact: We no longer have carpet at home due to an event we call... Fleapocalypse. Here is a very disgruntled Bobbie after her first flea bath. There were more...
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SB Ellie @sbellie.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
This feels like Gemini committed some kind of High Treason against cats. A perfect blorb into a DOG? Hissss 😾
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SB Ellie @sbellie.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Charlie would like your ATTENTION this #Caturday and she's not afraid to headbutt anyone who does not comply.
A Siamese cat looks up at the camera, demanding pats. You can't hear it, but she's saying "merp merp merp"
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SB Ellie @sbellie.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
"This R2 unit has a bad motivator!"
A Siamese cat smushes her face into the couch, tongue out. Apparently this is comfortable.
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SB Ellie @sbellie.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Fun #Caturday Fact: every night at about 1:00am, gentlemen cats arrive to serenade Bobbie. Has she let all this attention go to her head? Absolutely, 100%. She loves it.
A tabby cat lays belly up, staring at the camera for attention. Because the nightly caterwauling isn't enough, apparently.
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SB Ellie @sbellie.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
What's that sound? Don't worry, Detective Raffi is on the case of this #Caturday mystery! 🔍🐈‍⬛
A black cat snuggles his human's stomach before breakfast with eyes suddenly wide in alarm. What could that mysterious rumbling be?
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SB Ellie @sbellie.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
We can never tell Raffi that his beloved Mark Carney already has a cat... 🐈‍⬛💔
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SB Ellie @sbellie.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Raffi has given his stamp (paw) of approval to my latest cat-themed socks. Because cat socks are not just for #Caturday 🐾
A sleepy black cat rests a single paw on a (human) foot, which is adorned in a black cat sock, as if to say "This. This here is a good sock."
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SB Ellie @sbellie.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Charlie is forever covered in her own fluffs. Is there a #Caturday prize for shedding like a maniac? 🏆
A siamese cat stares intently at the camera, her own fluff stuck perfectly in the middle of her noseA siamese cat lays with her butt (covered in fluff) to the camera in protest for not getting enough attention
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SB Ellie @sbellie.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Bobbie says, "Valentine's Schmalentine's. It is still first and foremost #Caturday!"
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SB Ellie @sbellie.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Charlie's curly whiskers are giving "old timey villain's moustache" this #whiskerswednesday
Side profile of a siamese cat with glorious curly whiskers Snidley Whiplash, nemesis of Dudley Do-right, twists his curly moustache.
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SB Ellie @sbellie.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
media.tenor.com
a woman in a white coat with a cross on her chest
Alt: Moira Rose from Schitt's Creek in a white lab coat, part crow part scientist
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SB Ellie @sbellie.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Raffi offers #Caturday toe beans in honour of the late great Catherine O'Hara, our favourite bird 😿
A sleepy black kitty with huge paws snuggles his human and/or steals their body heat
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SB Ellie @sbellie.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Charlie's watching news face
A siamese cat gives her best side eye.
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SB Ellie @sbellie.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Remember when #Caturday was just for fun and not an escape from the horrors? Apropos of nothing, Bobbie and I are building a pillow fort.
The head of a sleeping tabby cat pokes out from under several pillows.
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SB Ellie @sbellie.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
What did Mark Carney's #1 fan think of him being called 'ungrateful'? Pretty sure this is Raf's we-are-not-amused face 😾
A black cat sits with his ears back, glowering past the camera. A certain bully'd better watch his ankles.
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SB Ellie @sbellie.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Happy #Caturday from the world's tiniest tyrant. Even without a goon squad, she's a menace. (Please don't give this cat a goon squad)
A brown tabby cat looks smugly into the camera. It's not the most flattering photo, but candids of tyrants rarely are.
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SB Ellie @sbellie.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Perfect, now they can slap fight each other over those!
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SB Ellie @sbellie.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
These two absolutely feel they deserve a few Nobel Peace Prizes...
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