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Jordan Sazant

@sazantj.bsky.social
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Corporate Restructuring Attorney at Proskauer in Chicago Canadian born and raised 🇨🇦 #ElbowsUp Dodgers, Devils, and Ravens.

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Jordan Sazant @sazantj.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Lmao Braves DJ playing "I'm Still Standing" after the Braves are eliminated
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Shoresy Goody: Sticks Are Unbelievable
ALT: Shoresy Goody: Sticks Are Unbelievable
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Jordan Sazant @sazantj.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Never in doubt
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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
During whatever year the Winter Meetings were last in Vegas, I walked past a full blackjack table at 2 am that suddenly erupted into cheers because Dave Roberts had just won a big hand, and ever since then I’ve completely understood why he makes the decisions he does
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Jordan Sazant @sazantj.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Edwin, eh? Buckle up
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Jordan Sazant @sazantj.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Fuck yeah Freddie. Really soak that one in
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Jordan Sazant @sazantj.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Kiké deserves a statue
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Jordan Sazant @sazantj.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Grant Taylor about to be canonized
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Jordan Sazant @sazantj.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My "we are not Greece" shirt has people asking lots of questions
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Jordan Sazant @sazantj.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
All I know is if some minor league pitching coach fixed Diaz, that guy better get a ring
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Jordan Sazant @sazantj.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Wow, I did not think he came close to swinging there
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Jordan Sazant @sazantj.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I knew watching baseball would be the right call tonight. Gross
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Jordan Sazant @sazantj.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This game for Michael Harris preparing itself to be a Jayson Stark special
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Jordan Sazant @sazantj.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
KeenuMVP?
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Jordan Sazant @sazantj.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Poor Rubio, about to get a 5th job
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Jordan Sazant @sazantj.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Banned from reporting on the Dept of War until you take enough testosterone to be Razzballs
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Jordan Sazant @sazantj.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Oh yeah, that'll fix it
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Jordan Sazant @sazantj.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Lions forgot the D in etroit
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Nate Pentz @natepentz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Lmao
Scale how much do you like dogs 
0 Kristi Noem ------10 kash patel
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Elizabeth (Bit) Meehan, PhD @elizabethbitmeehan.com · 16/09/2026
reminders for the people: (1) getting rid of the shell company transparency law / rules was in Project 2025 (pg. 707) (2) these are the businesses *that we know of* - he is likely tied to dozens more (3) this is why PUBLIC incorporation registries tying entities to real human owners matters!
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Jordan Sazant @sazantj.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Immaculish Inning 🍑
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nerdydodger @nerdydodger.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
ATTN BRACKET ENTHUSIASTS: Do you have something you'd like to donate for a bracket donation contest prize? IF SO please DM me as @makfmartin.bsky.social is moving and I am the honorary administrator!! As always funds will be donated to PEACE OVER VIOLENCE #bracketszn
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Jordan Sazant @sazantj.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I used OPT for work authorization for my 2L job. Without it, I would never have been able to have a career. And with this fee, I never would have even been considered. This is devastating
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
tampa bay rays first team to clinch a playoff spot LFGGGGGGGGG
A screenshot of a news broadcast showing the underside of a stingray as it swims, its mouth looks like a smile 

The chyron reads “BREAKING NEWS LOCAL STINGRAY IN GREAT MOOD

The water is nice and warm and his flappy parts are very flappy indeed”
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Jordan Sazant @sazantj.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Need a Cubs reporter to ask Matt Shaw how he's doing today
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Jordan Sazant @sazantj.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It is time to rewatch the 30 Rock Bush II episode
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Jordan Sazant @sazantj.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
How is this different than a protection racket? "We have the power the do untold damage. You should pay us to prevent someone from doing that"
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Jordan Sazant @sazantj.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"Issuing correction on my prior statement, regarding the terror group Al Qaeda, you do not, under any circumstances, 'gotta hand it to Bin Laden'"
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Jordan Sazant @sazantj.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This race is going to be so fun to relive in DTS next season
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Bylines Network @bylinesnetwork.co.uk · 05/09/2026
Pecksniff sharpens his quill for another week of political absurdity: Burnham puts hope back into the political vocabulary * Reform’s week goes from bad to worse * Operation Vanguard brings private security – and possible codpieces – to Essex @eastangliabylines.co.uk @pecksniffsdiary.bsky.social
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Pecksniff: Bullish Burnham holds his ground
In which Mr Pecksniff lays before his readers for their approval certain observations and speculations reflecting on the political life
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Bob Elliott @bobeunlimited.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
An interesting note from @samjsutton's Morning Money today that just happened to align with a curiously strong employment report that contrasted with much weaker data from ADP & Paychex.
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Jordan Sazant @sazantj.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Please just stop the fighting - spell it however you want, it's not worth the vitriol
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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I like that this design appears to show the birth date of liberty as 1776, and its death as 2026
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dan favale @danfavale.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
pablo right now
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Captain Ray Holt's Vindication!
ALT: Captain Ray Holt's Vindication!
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Jordan Sazant @sazantj.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Holding my breath for @mcuban.bsky.social follow up interview with @pablo.show
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Jordan Sazant @sazantj.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
What gif pops up when you type your name?
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Michael Jordan: LeBron Who?
ALT: Michael Jordan: LeBron Who?
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Jordan Sazant @sazantj.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
PCA is going to win the MVP if he goes 40/40
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joyce’s monster 🎃 @joycelaurie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
if you are a gay icon STAY INSIDE!!! it’s DANGEROUS OUT HERE!!!!!
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Jordan Sazant @sazantj.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Fulfilling his Feducciary duties
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Jordan Sazant @sazantj.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Way to pick your guy up
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
They can't make you work past 5 on the day Dolly Parton dies, it's illegal
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Jordan Sazant @sazantj.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I feel like I forgot they also share a birthday, and this is too much Happy birthday Maximum - Awoo
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Jordan Sazant @sazantj.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Because it was a mistake to make the first Pat McAfee
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Jordan Sazant @sazantj.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Trump's reply letter leaked
I ain't reading all that meme
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Jordan Sazant @sazantj.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
This is insane and should be illegal
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/08/2026
Study Shows Benefits Of Skin-To-Skin Contact Between New Players, Coaches theonion.com/study-shows-benefits-o…
Study Shows Benefits Of Skin-To-Skin Contact Between New Players, Coaches
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Jordan Sazant @sazantj.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I should have been more specific
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Jordan Sazant @sazantj.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Shohei should do the thing IMO
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Jordan Sazant @sazantj.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Skubal wants to do this interview almost as little as Kershaw ever did
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