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Jordan Sazant @sazantj.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Can't trust him to stay loyal to the team. It's not his fault, just nominative determinism

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Jordan Sazant @sazantj.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Can't he can stream blackout free automatically using an International subscription from the Vatican?

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Wendy Thurm @wendythurm.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

A'ja Wilson and Chelsea Gray have been called for 0 personal fouls so far -- and we're 4+ minutes in the 4Q. Given how physical this game is, how is that possible?

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Jordan Sazant @sazantj.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

On a journalist's salary? Short movie

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Okay but why is this press conference being held in her backyard??

Bro has a trillion dollars and can't afford a comb?

Stanton only defends like a statue out there

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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Lmao Braves DJ playing "I'm Still Standing" after the Braves are eliminated

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During whatever year the Winter Meetings were last in Vegas, I walked past a full blackjack table at 2 am that suddenly erupted into cheers because Dave Roberts had just won a big hand, and ever since then I’ve completely understood why he makes the decisions he does

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Jordan Sazant @sazantj.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Fuck yeah Freddie. Really soak that one in

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Cool to see Scott Clemmensen still around the game

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Jameis hurt and turns out this guy is better than JJ McCarthy?

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What's with all the weird claw marks in the water?

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Is this an Andrew Yang parody account?

Grant Taylor about to be canonized

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My "we are not Greece" shirt has people asking lots of questions

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All I know is if some minor league pitching coach fixed Diaz, that guy better get a ring

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Wow, I did not think he came close to swinging there

Jordan Sazant @sazantj.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Either Saint-Laurent or Crescent and Sainte-Catherine will generally be happening until 3 am in Montreal any night

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I have never seen it so can confirm I also thought we were talking about the horse

Jordan Sazant @sazantj.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Also the lowest-level underachievers abusers. Being entrusted with deadly force should require doctorate-level training or more

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Jordan Sazant @sazantj.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The worst is United's recent change of basic economy not including a carry on bag. On a short work flight I can handle not choosing my seat or boarding whenever, but selling a ticket without a carry on is ridiculous

Jordan Sazant @sazantj.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I knew watching baseball would be the right call tonight. Gross

Jordan Sazant @sazantj.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The Wild Card round as currently constituted has only existed since 2022, so we're talking a sample size of what, 20 series and a max of 60 games? Is that enough to determine home field advantage effects?

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Jordan Sazant @sazantj.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

This game for Michael Harris preparing itself to be a Jayson Stark special