Kreamhilde von Worms @sayhidolly.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I got promoted to management and now my feet hurt from doing people’s jobs for them. 000 0
Kreamhilde von Worms @sayhidolly.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Lando Calrissian at the grocery store: We need to buy Han more thyme 010 0
Kreamhilde von Worms @sayhidolly.bsky.social · 25/07/2026I have 2 sons: Connor, age 19, lanky and weird, and Conner, age 17, lanky and weird. 000 0
Kreamhilde von Worms @sayhidolly.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Call me Gjallarhorn because it’ll mean Ragnarok if I ever get blown. 000 0
Kreamhilde von Worms @sayhidolly.bsky.social · 29/06/2026I’ve always wanted to be the most toxic homosexual in the workplace. 000 0
Kreamhilde von Worms @sayhidolly.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Ew dudes are still wearing skinny jeans in Chicago 000 0
Kreamhilde von Worms @sayhidolly.bsky.social · 22/03/2026Y’know, when you’re rude to a sales associate over the phone, we talk about you. Y’all know this, right? 000 0
Kreamhilde von Worms @sayhidolly.bsky.social · 19/02/2026ATTN: the courthouse in Independence, MO smells like piss and cigarettes today. 011 0
Kreamhilde von Worms @sayhidolly.bsky.social · 16/02/2026The warm southern wind is carrying a stifling amount of cedar pollen and my sinuses are suffering for it. 000 0
Kreamhilde von Worms @sayhidolly.bsky.social · 13/02/2026Friday the 13th? Utter absurdity. Prime numbers have no bearing on luck or misfortune. 000 0
Kreamhilde von Worms @sayhidolly.bsky.social · 11/12/2025All I want is to mark a date on the calendar with “wiener removal day” 010 0
Reposted by Kreamhilde von WormsUrsula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 09/12/2025Nothing is yours. It is to use. It is to share. If you will not share it, you cannot use it. 1544160 0
Kreamhilde von Worms @sayhidolly.bsky.social · 28/11/2025*in my best Michael Gambon voice* It is a Black Friday indeed. 000 0
Kreamhilde von Worms @sayhidolly.bsky.social · 19/11/2025I find it reassuring that rage is ephemeral. It doesn’t create a lot of value and just fades into white noise. 000 0
Kreamhilde von Worms @sayhidolly.bsky.social · 23/10/2025Got roused from slumber early so a contractor could refinish the bathtub. Just grouchily eating a big breakfast and mulling about until work at noon. Didn’t even have time to moisturize 000 0
Reposted by Kreamhilde von Wormscait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 07/10/2025I will never vote for this man. I'm just going to say that right now 321715250 0
Kreamhilde von Worms @sayhidolly.bsky.social · 05/10/2025Bought a maid costume in order to torment my roommate, and he’s still not taking the bait. 000 0
Reposted by Kreamhilde von WormsJohn Leavitt @leavittalone.bsky.social · 29/09/2025The only core American desire is to want to be a baby again 291794117 0
Kreamhilde von Worms @sayhidolly.bsky.social · 11/09/2025Haunted by this feeling that I’m forgetting something important 000 0
Reposted by Kreamhilde von WormsEmily @2amwakeupcall.com · 07/09/2025please fucking start hrt. i know its hard and scary especially right now but PLEASE start hrt 112746 0
Kreamhilde von Worms @sayhidolly.bsky.social · 22/08/2025I beat therapy. I finished all the quests. What do I win? 110 0
Kreamhilde von Worms @sayhidolly.bsky.social · 10/08/2025Coming out to my parents tonight. Probably gonna suck 010 0
Kreamhilde von Worms @sayhidolly.bsky.social · 07/08/2025In Michigan we have “party stores.” They sell beer, ice cream, and gardening products. They rock. 130 0
Reposted by Kreamhilde von WormsBill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 02/08/2025“I don’t disagree” = “you’re right and I resent you for it” 1026518 0
Kreamhilde von Worms @sayhidolly.bsky.social · 30/07/2025American Utopia is great. Thanks David Byrne 010 0
Kreamhilde von Worms @sayhidolly.bsky.social · 29/07/2025New wizards: Ganjalf the Green Frottigund the Clingy Milt Bitterman the Accountant 000 0
Kreamhilde von Worms @sayhidolly.bsky.social · 29/07/2025I think I deserve to live, and that point is non-negotiable 020 0
Kreamhilde von Worms @sayhidolly.bsky.social · 26/07/2025i miss love i’m ms love been trying to meet you 000 0
Kreamhilde von Worms @sayhidolly.bsky.social · 24/07/2025Not gonna despair today Nice try, america 010 0
Kreamhilde von Worms @sayhidolly.bsky.social · 24/07/202580 F and foggy, it’s like living in a Turkish bath 000 0
Kreamhilde von Worms @sayhidolly.bsky.social · 24/07/2025mother your youngest spawn is a GAY and a TRANSSEXUAL comment? 000 0
Reposted by Kreamhilde von Worms🎀🦋𝒲𝒽ℴ𝓇ℯ𝓉𝒾𝒸𝒾𝒶 𝒜𝒹𝒹𝒶𝓂𝓈🦋🎀 @whoreticia-addams.bsky.social · 22/07/2025I wonder if u told Kraftwerk when they started out that they'd be laying the groundwork for thousands of girls with penises to make music if they would've been stoked or super stoked 13510 0
Kreamhilde von Worms @sayhidolly.bsky.social · 24/07/2025New moon Fireflies Stars Excellent night for a romantic fuck 010 0
Kreamhilde von Worms @sayhidolly.bsky.social · 24/07/2025The odor of cigarettes makes me nostalgic for a stage of my life I didn’t even enjoy (indie sleeze era, Ann Arbor) 000 0