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Kreamhilde von Worms

@sayhidolly.bsky.social
162 followers 100 following 480 posts

🏳️‍⚧️ baby tgirl, 30 or 40, keyboard collector. Send me your theramins and hurdy gurdys.

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Kreamhilde von Worms @sayhidolly.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I got promoted to management and now my feet hurt from doing people’s jobs for them.
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Kreamhilde von Worms @sayhidolly.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Lando Calrissian at the grocery store: We need to buy Han more thyme
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Kreamhilde von Worms @sayhidolly.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I have 2 sons: Connor, age 19, lanky and weird, and Conner, age 17, lanky and weird.
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Kreamhilde von Worms @sayhidolly.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Gettin’ stoved by a grampus.
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Kreamhilde von Worms @sayhidolly.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Call me Gjallarhorn because it’ll mean Ragnarok if I ever get blown.
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Navi🎃🍂👻 @mystletainnnavi.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Repost if you like JRPGs

AND hate the United States
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Kreamhilde von Worms @sayhidolly.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I’ve always wanted to be the most toxic homosexual in the workplace.
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Kreamhilde von Worms @sayhidolly.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I think I’m going to do it
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Kreamhilde von Worms @sayhidolly.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
I’m a rudderless tramp
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Kreamhilde von Worms @sayhidolly.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Ew dudes are still wearing skinny jeans in Chicago
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Kreamhilde von Worms @sayhidolly.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
sideshowbob_surrounded_by_rakes.gif
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Kreamhilde von Worms @sayhidolly.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Y’know, when you’re rude to a sales associate over the phone, we talk about you. Y’all know this, right?
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Kreamhilde von Worms @sayhidolly.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
ATTN: the courthouse in Independence, MO smells like piss and cigarettes today.
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Kreamhilde von Worms @sayhidolly.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
The warm southern wind is carrying a stifling amount of cedar pollen and my sinuses are suffering for it.
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Kreamhilde von Worms @sayhidolly.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Friday the 13th? Utter absurdity. Prime numbers have no bearing on luck or misfortune.
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Kreamhilde von Worms @sayhidolly.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Santa dood. Wat nau?
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Kreamhilde von Worms @sayhidolly.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
‘Tis a dark day indeed
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Kreamhilde von Worms @sayhidolly.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
All I want is to mark a date on the calendar with “wiener removal day”
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Ursula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Nothing is yours. It is to use. It is to share. If you will not share it, you cannot use it.
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Kreamhilde von Worms @sayhidolly.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
*in my best Michael Gambon voice* It is a Black Friday indeed.
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Kreamhilde von Worms @sayhidolly.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
I find it reassuring that rage is ephemeral. It doesn’t create a lot of value and just fades into white noise.
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Kreamhilde von Worms @sayhidolly.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Just sloughed enough to clog the tub
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Kreamhilde von Worms @sayhidolly.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Got roused from slumber early so a contractor could refinish the bathtub. Just grouchily eating a big breakfast and mulling about until work at noon. Didn’t even have time to moisturize
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
I will never vote for this man. I'm just going to say that right now
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Kreamhilde von Worms @sayhidolly.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
um ackshully it’s a waxing gibbous
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Kreamhilde von Worms @sayhidolly.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Current state of transition:
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Kreamhilde von Worms @sayhidolly.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Bought a maid costume in order to torment my roommate, and he’s still not taking the bait.
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John Leavitt @leavittalone.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
The only core American desire is to want to be a baby again
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Kreamhilde von Worms @sayhidolly.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Haunted by this feeling that I’m forgetting something important
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Kreamhilde von Worms @sayhidolly.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Did something happen today?
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Emily @2amwakeupcall.com · 07/09/2025
please fucking start hrt. i know its hard and scary especially right now but PLEASE start hrt
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Kreamhilde von Worms @sayhidolly.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
I beat therapy. I finished all the quests. What do I win?
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Kreamhilde von Worms @sayhidolly.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Fun new name for my hole
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Kreamhilde von Worms @sayhidolly.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Coming out to my parents tonight. Probably gonna suck
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Kreamhilde von Worms @sayhidolly.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
In Michigan we have “party stores.” They sell beer, ice cream, and gardening products. They rock.
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Kreamhilde von Worms @sayhidolly.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
I rescue crows now
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
“I don’t disagree” = “you’re right and I resent you for it”
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Kreamhilde von Worms @sayhidolly.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
American Utopia is great. Thanks David Byrne
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Kreamhilde von Worms @sayhidolly.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
New wizards: Ganjalf the Green Frottigund the Clingy Milt Bitterman the Accountant
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Kreamhilde von Worms @sayhidolly.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
I think I deserve to live, and that point is non-negotiable
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Kreamhilde von Worms @sayhidolly.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
i miss love i’m ms love been trying to meet you
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Kreamhilde von Worms @sayhidolly.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
this monkey has gone to heaven
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Kreamhilde von Worms @sayhidolly.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Not gonna despair today Nice try, america
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Kreamhilde von Worms @sayhidolly.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
80 F and foggy, it’s like living in a Turkish bath
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Kreamhilde von Worms @sayhidolly.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
mother your youngest spawn is a GAY and a TRANSSEXUAL comment?
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🎀🦋𝒲𝒽ℴ𝓇ℯ𝓉𝒾𝒸𝒾𝒶 𝒜𝒹𝒹𝒶𝓂𝓈🦋🎀 @whoreticia-addams.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
I wonder if u told Kraftwerk when they started out that they'd be laying the groundwork for thousands of girls with penises to make music if they would've been stoked or super stoked
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Kreamhilde von Worms @sayhidolly.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
New moon Fireflies Stars Excellent night for a romantic fuck
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Kreamhilde von Worms @sayhidolly.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
The odor of cigarettes makes me nostalgic for a stage of my life I didn’t even enjoy (indie sleeze era, Ann Arbor)
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