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ceej @ceej.online · 08/02/2026

Before we get started, I just want to say thank you to all of my subscribers. This has been a dream as long as I can remember and I couldn’t have done it without you. It feels surreal to finally say it, but this is the final episode of Nutting In Every Country In The World. Welcome to Vatican City

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sausage @sausagemcburn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Stoked to rejoin the ceaseless misery pipeline this Monday morning

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sausage @sausagemcburn.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Yeah ok buddy well if you’re so feminist why don’t you have a period

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micah @mjmclain.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

"Here’s a fun fact for you: More cops have been arrested for stalking women using Flock cameras than there are trans athletes in sports."

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sausage @sausagemcburn.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Eating garlic bread in my garlic bed

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sausage @sausagemcburn.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Dude I am the literal MASTER of having two beers

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sausage @sausagemcburn.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

God damnit stop reposting his senile rantings, these soundbites are going to get fucking LeBron elected president in 2028 and usher us into a somehow even more fucked up looney toons timeline

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sausage @sausagemcburn.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Gonna quit my job by simply passing away

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sausage @sausagemcburn.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

The community? You mean all those guys that I hate??

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sausage @sausagemcburn.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Mitch McConnell died when he mistook a bunch of electric eels for a bowl of spaghetti. They say his skeleton became visible and his dumb suit was in tatters as the 50,000 volts arced through him; dropping dead next to his inexplicably large “sketti fork” which cost Kentucky taxpayers $20 billion

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sausage @sausagemcburn.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

When jar jar binks sees his ex in public and he’s had a few and is feeling confrontational

The score and timer header bar for the USA vs Bosnia soccer game. The text says “USA BIH”

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sausage @sausagemcburn.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Hey ain’t that the guy that won’t rest until all of King Tommen’s enemies are dead

A bottle of Sauvignon blanc with the name “Rodney Strong” across its label

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sausage @sausagemcburn.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Opening up a new bar called the Come n’ Guzzle

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sausage @sausagemcburn.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

In the high roller back room of the venue entertaining wealthy diplomats and business magnates while servants stand by and we eat double fast-casual shrimp off a naked woman’s body

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sausage @sausagemcburn.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Getting horned up about the giant panties on Levi’s stadium

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sausage @sausagemcburn.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Super early Elden Ring concept art

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sausage @sausagemcburn.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

New Trillion Dollar Idea: a centaur but with an extremely visible human penis

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sausage @sausagemcburn.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

Warhammer 40k is perfect for kids who liked bionicle but then grew up and got racist

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sausage @sausagemcburn.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

You truly have made it once you can shitpost on linkedin

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sausage @sausagemcburn.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

Doc, you gotta help me, I’m still poppin my pussy even though I ain’t heard a bombastic beat on the dance floor in 3 days

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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

sorry im late boss i don't respect you or this institution

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sausage @sausagemcburn.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Just got word from my contact at the DOD that Trump has invaded Sesame Street (heavy casualties) and fired 328 predator missiles at Bill Nye the Science Guy

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sausage @sausagemcburn.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

No amount of Zelda Breath of the Wild Sleep & Study Time Ambience | Relaxing Background | Temple of Time is going to reduce my seething hatred for my imbecile coworker Nick by even one nano percent.

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sausage @sausagemcburn.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

He looks like bbno$ mixed with Ed Harris in the Truman show

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sausage @sausagemcburn.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Shawty had them ampun bang jago jeansss

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

JOHN FOGERTY: I wanna know, have you ever seen the rain JAMES TAYLOR: okay, you’re not gonna fucking believe this

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sausage @sausagemcburn.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Can’t believe Rudy Giuliani shit out his own heart and died

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sausage @sausagemcburn.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

I’m so rich you can’t even see the top of my house from the bottom of my house

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sausage @sausagemcburn.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Been seeing a lot of Halo content recently, not necessarily sponsored. Wouldn’t be surprised if Microsoft unveils some new Halo-thing soon. Microsoft if you’re listening, there’s one thing fans have been asking for for years: Covenant grunt fleshlight

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sausage @sausagemcburn.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

You’re as smooth…as Timothy Whiskey

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sausage @sausagemcburn.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

My boss thinks I won’t just get hit by a bus and leave my team with all my responsibilities lmaooo

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sausage @sausagemcburn.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Damn girl are you from Kosovo because I have to make settlement payments Kosovo workplace accident that I caused in 2017

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sausage @sausagemcburn.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Damn girl are you from Togo because I need Togo poop

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sausage @sausagemcburn.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Dam girl you must be from Benin cause I Benin a constant state of depression ever since you left

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Pittsburgh Pirates @pirates.com · 01/04/2026

Pitcher doing this, btw. 🔥

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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

leaving my colonoscopy and immediately getting back in line

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sausage @sausagemcburn.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

Coffee machine at work gave itself a trophy for having such good “Regular”. Well done buddy!

A self-serve Coffee machine touchscreen interface with several choices: Dark, Regular, Decaf, Energy Shot, Long Espresso, and Hot Shot Blend. Each icon is a cup of coffee, and the “Regular” icon has a little trophy symbol next to it, as if it has won a prize or something.

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sausage @sausagemcburn.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

Making extremely direct eye contact with every dog that I pass by in an attempt to convey my nice and friendly guy vibes

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sausage @sausagemcburn.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

Requested a standing desk at work so I can posturemaxx on these hunchlords

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sausage @sausagemcburn.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

Microsoft Outlook makes me want to self immolate every day

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sausage @sausagemcburn.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

Tinder bio: looking to slap my thing in your mayo cave. Your car only

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sausage @sausagemcburn.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

A little stipulation of dating me, just to be transparent: I will not be available emotionally for you. Nor physically, nor in any other capacity. In fact I am disintegrating as we speak

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sausage @sausagemcburn.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

Had to check…thank god…

A screenshot of the DOJ webpage where you can search the Epstein files that says Search Full Epstein Library at the top. In the search box, the words “Peter griffin” have been typed. Below is a search button, followed by the words “No results found. Please try a different search.” Phew.

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sausage @sausagemcburn.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

Why are the people at the supermarket deli the angriest people alive

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sausage @sausagemcburn.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

Last name: Alot, first name: Getsfuckedintheass

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sausage @sausagemcburn.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

Getting tired of all the normal types of sandwiches…yawn

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