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@saucisms.bsky.social
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Aria, Sauce, Nyx. Whatever name you know me by. 29. Genderfluid fucker(and co.) For whom the fate of the universe relies on my getting stabbed consistently. Deliciously cooked.

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3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I don't believe in mirror checking drawings because my eyes don't match each other anyways. It's okay
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3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Okay nobody laugh, but I can't find my original profile icon
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3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I dunno if that's blasphemy to say
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3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
What I'm saying is that I just realized I can kind of understand italians being all uppity about pasta a little bit. Just a little bit
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3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
But at the same time that's kinda like getting upset that someone called your capellini spaghetti. Like, to an outside observer these foods are all almost exactly the same. Why so many distinctions over the shape, the thickness, the additivies, the colour even
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3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's like, a lot of the differences are regional for something like why the name is different for a pupusa vs a tayuyo. But the tiny differences in the preparation are also culturally meaningful, and I'd be really upset if someone made a tlacoyo and called it a pupusa. It's different! It's different
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3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
There are a billion and a half different ways to make a slight variation on what is essentially just masa and beans. And I think sometimes of the defensiveness I feel towards these small categories. And I just realized it's kinda reminiscent of being defensive over pasta varieties
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3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I just had a thought
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3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I love living in 35 minute drive, 4 hour bus ride land
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3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I think I'm so funny
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3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I should get a portable charger
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3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Water
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3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Folks would say shit about watsonville but taking the 30-40 minute walk home from the bus station I'd never see as many cops in a week as I see circling this tiny ass neighborhood in a day
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3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Thinking about my doctor being like "it doesn't seem like you're at all safe where you live" Like yea if I'm afraid to leave the house alone because some old white person might decide I'm a "threat to the community" I guess that does qualify. Doesn't help that they have cops on semi constant patrol
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3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I would go to the beach more, but half of the times I've left this house alone someone follows me. Usually just to stare. Often in a car. Sucks because the beach is really nice
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3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is fine actually
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3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Aw hell
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3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's not that bad
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3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I've just received absolutely awful news about who tomorrow's bacon will be
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3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You've all become tomorrow's bacon. Not me though I'm fine. I doubt they'll cook me
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3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Medical professionals love asking me how I got here and I love telling them pantene 12-in-1 shampoo body wash conditioner dishsoap laundry detergent energy drink car oil degreaser cooking oil ketchup alternative milk alternative all-purpose flour. They love to ask how that got me inside this tree
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3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
People are jealous of my clear skin and hairful swag
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3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I've had that joke in my head all week
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3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Mad Stone is singing imperials, can you say the same?
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3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I need it to make a really specific joke
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3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The guy, you know? He dies at the start
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3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Who's that guy from skyrim?
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3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Horror games are so bad for me. I get scared so easily
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3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Just opened an energy drink, then blew air into it full force for reasons I'm not sure of. It was just autopilot
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3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
And up soon: this next contestant is a boxer who claims to be able to carry the weight of all of humanity's sins! Can he do it? Or will the staggering guilt of our collective soul leave his essence beyond recognition? Who will we remember in his place after? Stay tuned! This is America's Got Talent!
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3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Everybody knows, by the way
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3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Feel like shit, just want it back(gas stove)
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3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Power went out before I could make my food. Gas stove would never fail me like this
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3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I think going ham on a mango with the firmness of a water balloon would fix me
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3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
# my corn
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3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My corn, kettled
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3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
There's like a short list of names who whenever they show up in a document I'm reading I'm just like hmmmm
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3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Unrelated to anything but I recently realized Ursula k. Le guin's dad is alfred kroeber, with whom I have longstanding beef, which had me reeling for a bit
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3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This cup
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3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Love when my cats are play fighting and decide to take a break to both use the bathroom, then return to fighting
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3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I'm never gonna get to sleep
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3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I guess I have a tooth infection, so that's fun. Dentist appointment today was halted because of it so I gotta go back in a week when I'm no longer diseased
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3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Store had moved in, and they brought with them a mannequin lady and dressed her up to advertise the store. Anyways, long story short when the store went out of business but the mannequin lady stayed. And ever since then every store that's been there for the past like 20 years has kept her
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3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
There's this really funny local lore thing in here, where there's one of the small little box stores here that keeps getting swtiched out for a different business every few years. And I used to live next door to it. And when we first lived there it was a clothing store, but when I was around 7 a new
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3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Picked a great time to get lost friend
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3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Dogs can occasionally drop butter when attacked
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londsbonds.bsky.social @londsbonds.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
looked at us when she said transgender 😭
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3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
She said the three types of autism are "adhd, transgenders, and asperger"
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3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Just heard 2 white women talking and one of them said "transgenders" is a type of autism
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3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Woke tastebuds whispering in your ear to add more msg
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