3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I don't believe in mirror checking drawings because my eyes don't match each other anyways. It's okay 010
3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Okay nobody laugh, but I can't find my original profile icon 010
3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 09/10/2026What I'm saying is that I just realized I can kind of understand italians being all uppity about pasta a little bit. Just a little bit 020
3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 09/10/2026But at the same time that's kinda like getting upset that someone called your capellini spaghetti. Like, to an outside observer these foods are all almost exactly the same. Why so many distinctions over the shape, the thickness, the additivies, the colour even 120
3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 09/10/2026It's like, a lot of the differences are regional for something like why the name is different for a pupusa vs a tayuyo. But the tiny differences in the preparation are also culturally meaningful, and I'd be really upset if someone made a tlacoyo and called it a pupusa. It's different! It's different 120
3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 09/10/2026There are a billion and a half different ways to make a slight variation on what is essentially just masa and beans. And I think sometimes of the defensiveness I feel towards these small categories. And I just realized it's kinda reminiscent of being defensive over pasta varieties 020
3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I love living in 35 minute drive, 4 hour bus ride land 010
3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Folks would say shit about watsonville but taking the 30-40 minute walk home from the bus station I'd never see as many cops in a week as I see circling this tiny ass neighborhood in a day 020
3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Thinking about my doctor being like "it doesn't seem like you're at all safe where you live" Like yea if I'm afraid to leave the house alone because some old white person might decide I'm a "threat to the community" I guess that does qualify. Doesn't help that they have cops on semi constant patrol 120
3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I would go to the beach more, but half of the times I've left this house alone someone follows me. Usually just to stare. Often in a car. Sucks because the beach is really nice 120
3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I've just received absolutely awful news about who tomorrow's bacon will be 020
3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 05/10/2026You've all become tomorrow's bacon. Not me though I'm fine. I doubt they'll cook me 130
3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Medical professionals love asking me how I got here and I love telling them pantene 12-in-1 shampoo body wash conditioner dishsoap laundry detergent energy drink car oil degreaser cooking oil ketchup alternative milk alternative all-purpose flour. They love to ask how that got me inside this tree 020
3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 04/10/2026People are jealous of my clear skin and hairful swag 121
3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The Mad Stone is singing imperials, can you say the same? 020
3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Horror games are so bad for me. I get scared so easily 011
3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Just opened an energy drink, then blew air into it full force for reasons I'm not sure of. It was just autopilot 010
3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 28/09/2026And up soon: this next contestant is a boxer who claims to be able to carry the weight of all of humanity's sins! Can he do it? Or will the staggering guilt of our collective soul leave his essence beyond recognition? Who will we remember in his place after? Stay tuned! This is America's Got Talent! 010
3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Feel like shit, just want it back(gas stove) 020
3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Power went out before I could make my food. Gas stove would never fail me like this 120
3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I think going ham on a mango with the firmness of a water balloon would fix me 011
3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 16/09/2026There's like a short list of names who whenever they show up in a document I'm reading I'm just like hmmmm 010
3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Unrelated to anything but I recently realized Ursula k. Le guin's dad is alfred kroeber, with whom I have longstanding beef, which had me reeling for a bit 030
3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Love when my cats are play fighting and decide to take a break to both use the bathroom, then return to fighting 020
3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I guess I have a tooth infection, so that's fun. Dentist appointment today was halted because of it so I gotta go back in a week when I'm no longer diseased 010
3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Store had moved in, and they brought with them a mannequin lady and dressed her up to advertise the store. Anyways, long story short when the store went out of business but the mannequin lady stayed. And ever since then every store that's been there for the past like 20 years has kept her 011
3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 11/09/2026There's this really funny local lore thing in here, where there's one of the small little box stores here that keeps getting swtiched out for a different business every few years. And I used to live next door to it. And when we first lived there it was a clothing store, but when I was around 7 a new 120
3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Dogs can occasionally drop butter when attacked 021
Reposted by 3 days ago's baconlondsbonds.bsky.social @londsbonds.bsky.social · 06/09/2026looked at us when she said transgender 😭 011
3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 06/09/2026She said the three types of autism are "adhd, transgenders, and asperger" 020
3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Just heard 2 white women talking and one of them said "transgenders" is a type of autism 220
3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Woke tastebuds whispering in your ear to add more msg 011