3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I don't believe in mirror checking drawings because my eyes don't match each other anyways. It's okay 010
3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Okay nobody laugh, but I can't find my original profile icon 010
3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 09/10/2026It's like, a lot of the differences are regional for something like why the name is different for a pupusa vs a tayuyo. But the tiny differences in the preparation are also culturally meaningful, and I'd be really upset if someone made a tlacoyo and called it a pupusa. It's different! It's different 120
3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I love living in 35 minute drive, 4 hour bus ride land 010
3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I would go to the beach more, but half of the times I've left this house alone someone follows me. Usually just to stare. Often in a car. Sucks because the beach is really nice 120
3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 05/10/2026You've all become tomorrow's bacon. Not me though I'm fine. I doubt they'll cook me 130
3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 04/10/2026People are jealous of my clear skin and hairful swag 121
3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The Mad Stone is singing imperials, can you say the same? 020
3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Horror games are so bad for me. I get scared so easily 011
3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Just opened an energy drink, then blew air into it full force for reasons I'm not sure of. It was just autopilot 010
3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 28/09/2026And up soon: this next contestant is a boxer who claims to be able to carry the weight of all of humanity's sins! Can he do it? Or will the staggering guilt of our collective soul leave his essence beyond recognition? Who will we remember in his place after? Stay tuned! This is America's Got Talent! 010
3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Power went out before I could make my food. Gas stove would never fail me like this 120
3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I think going ham on a mango with the firmness of a water balloon would fix me 011
3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 16/09/2026There's like a short list of names who whenever they show up in a document I'm reading I'm just like hmmmm 010
3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Unrelated to anything but I recently realized Ursula k. Le guin's dad is alfred kroeber, with whom I have longstanding beef, which had me reeling for a bit 030
3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Love when my cats are play fighting and decide to take a break to both use the bathroom, then return to fighting 020
3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I guess I have a tooth infection, so that's fun. Dentist appointment today was halted because of it so I gotta go back in a week when I'm no longer diseased 010
3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 11/09/2026There's this really funny local lore thing in here, where there's one of the small little box stores here that keeps getting swtiched out for a different business every few years. And I used to live next door to it. And when we first lived there it was a clothing store, but when I was around 7 a new 120
3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Dogs can occasionally drop butter when attacked 021
Reposted by 3 days ago's baconlondsbonds.bsky.social @londsbonds.bsky.social · 06/09/2026looked at us when she said transgender 😭 011
3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Just heard 2 white women talking and one of them said "transgenders" is a type of autism 220
3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Woke tastebuds whispering in your ear to add more msg 011
3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Idk lol, my sleep schedule has always been weird but lately it's just been a struggle 020
3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Not sure what it is but I haven't been able to sleep properly in so long. Unless it's in the daytime, the most I can manage is 3 hours. The standard for me is to sleep for 3 hours, spend 1-3 hours in bed trying to get back to sleep, stay awake until the sun is high, where I will promptly fall asleep 120
3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Come to think of it, does anyone in new vegas ever refer to your guy as "the courier"? I know Ulysses calls you courier six, but that's all I can remember 120
3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 28/08/2026My sister's cat is the thirstiest cat ever. She can chug a water bowl in a couple hours 120
3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 28/08/2026They are feasting on my bones, which is fine 010
3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Boiling yourself alive in oil may be legal in Cyrodiil, but few will admit to practicing it now that the mages guild has banned it 010
3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I hear tell sisyphus is actually rolling the ball back down himself 030
3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I love the feeling if wanting to run around in circles at 4am. It's like I'm a diurnal creature 011