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@saucisms.bsky.social
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Aria, Sauce, Nyx. Whatever name you know me by. 29. Genderfluid fucker(and co.) For whom the fate of the universe relies on my getting stabbed consistently. Deliciously cooked.

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8 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Anyone feel like playing Big Walk
A parody poster of the 1992 David Lynch film "Fire Walk With Me". Featuring half of a heart locket, dangling in the center of the image. A small burst of flames is coming off of it, to imply the shape of the other half of the heart. In the place of Laura Palmer is instead a character from the 2026 video game "Big Walk" by House House with an orange head and black body. The title has been modified to say "ONE PEAK BIG WALK WITH ME. A GAME BY HOUSE HOUSE" with a tagline on the upper right corner reading "In a game like Big Walk, everyone is walking."
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8 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Weird fish at this museum in Chicago
A hanging skeleton of a spinosaurus.
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8 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Do you think cats realize that these don't offer fulfilling enough rpg mechanics for a personalized and immersive experience that will stick with you for years to come?
A pink toy mouse with a small bell and a pink string attached to it. The string goes on to attach to a plastic stick. This toy is used commonly to play with domestic cats
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8 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Homie was in the countryside killing peasants in the name of the free market while wearing one of these, at a time when he was supposed to be president
A piece of clothing that primarily coveres shoulders, known as a shrug, in a gothic style with silver buttons and several tassels
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8 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Love the confidence on display on this card we found at the local white person grocery store
Image of a white and pink foldable card with the message "YOU CAN MANIFEST ANYTHING" over its center.
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8 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
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8 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
They keep doing this shit, makes it impossible to get anywhere fast at all. Sorry I think it's a png
The chain of human evolution, depicted in various steps from monkey to human, with the use of walking forward as implied evolution.
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8 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Old man in a robe saying "I don't know... that's scary..." in reaction to what he is viewing.
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8 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
I made the "you can't be saying that white baby" joke and we decided to do this cuz I dunno
A children's book titled antiracist baby, with the text selectively covered up to creat the tagline "racist baby is bred, not born. Racist baby is raised. Make society trans."
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8 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Everyone at work is gonna be so jealous of my sick ass dinosaur astronaut mug
An incredibly cool green travel mug with dinosaur astronaut decals along its side
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8 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
There are two wolves inside you
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8 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
Crossposting this but I'm watching the shining with my partner for the first time and they said this guy looks like every us president at oncd
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