londsbonds.bsky.social @londsbonds.bsky.social · 10/09/2026assigned male by ross dressing room attendant 010
Reposted by @londsbonds.bsky.social3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Woke tastebuds whispering in your ear to add more msg 011
londsbonds.bsky.social @londsbonds.bsky.social · 28/08/2026one of my friends has a dog that is a serbian immigrant, he’s got a passport and everything 000
londsbonds.bsky.social @londsbonds.bsky.social · 21/08/2026partner was trying to recall who played edward in twilight and could only come up with “chris? i keep wanting to say chris hanson?” 110
Reposted by @londsbonds.bsky.social3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Anyone feel like playing Big Walk 1166
londsbonds.bsky.social @londsbonds.bsky.social · 14/08/2026put my profile picture as austin butler elvis in life360 it’s going to jumpscare my roommates so bad 010
londsbonds.bsky.social @londsbonds.bsky.social · 13/08/2026really funny the order in which i’m transitioning what do you mean i’ve had top surgery and been on hrt for almost 2 years but still haven’t picked a name formally or told my dad 010
londsbonds.bsky.social @londsbonds.bsky.social · 10/08/2026one of my cats and i have a dynamic where we go through periods of liking each other more and less 010
londsbonds.bsky.social @londsbonds.bsky.social · 09/08/2026nondescript guy in the army called Justin General 010
Reposted by @londsbonds.bsky.social3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Blair: Oh no, I'm about to Project! It's... it's... it's Witching time! 041
londsbonds.bsky.social @londsbonds.bsky.social · 03/08/2026my cat acts ambivalent towards me but everyday i come home from work and he’s laying on a pile of my clothes 010
londsbonds.bsky.social @londsbonds.bsky.social · 02/08/2026i love working in a tourist town and i have to actually do things and get to places in a timely manner and people are walking slow as fuck taking up the whole sidewalk☹️☹️☹️☹️ 000
Reposted by @londsbonds.bsky.social3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Just watched Sinners and my partner forgot the Irish vampire's name and was calling him jeremy renner 121
Reposted by @londsbonds.bsky.social3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 08/07/2026*adjusts glasses* according to my calculations I'm going to kill you 021
Reposted by @londsbonds.bsky.social3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Weird fish at this museum in Chicago 021
londsbonds.bsky.social @londsbonds.bsky.social · 24/05/2026don’t enjoy being sick but i do like cuddling my wife all day 110
londsbonds.bsky.social @londsbonds.bsky.social · 13/05/2026they keep putting my wife in contraptions 010
londsbonds.bsky.social @londsbonds.bsky.social · 07/05/2026city council of darkness is a great criticism of our insane pedantic capitalist system because what do you mean i just got a $65 parking ticket because THEIR parking app wouldn’t let me pay and they had no physical meter 010
Reposted by @londsbonds.bsky.social3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 01/05/2026"You wouldn't know her, she's from another galaxy. Yea. She's cosmic." 021
londsbonds.bsky.social @londsbonds.bsky.social · 28/04/2026anyone with an AI voicemail box should be put down violently 010
londsbonds.bsky.social @londsbonds.bsky.social · 25/04/2026traffic so bad you go on a hero’s journey 010
londsbonds.bsky.social @londsbonds.bsky.social · 23/04/2026what if the vic michaelis time loop movie changes my life 021
londsbonds.bsky.social @londsbonds.bsky.social · 10/04/2026ah the decadence of enjoying a small bowl of raspberries nowadays 010
londsbonds.bsky.social @londsbonds.bsky.social · 09/04/2026this is what my fat grey cat looks like when he’s wiggling away from stealing food. he’s grub to me 010
londsbonds.bsky.social @londsbonds.bsky.social · 06/04/2026gender is so interesting, back when i was pre hrt i always thought what would happen when i was early ish into transition would be that people would kind of hesitate and not really be sure what to refer to me as, but it turns out most people are very decisive about what they perceive me as 210
londsbonds.bsky.social @londsbonds.bsky.social · 12/03/2026we moved! one cat is literally completely chill and does not care at all and one is so afraid he pissed my wife’s pants 010
londsbonds.bsky.social @londsbonds.bsky.social · 06/03/2026my work told us they want us greeting every single customer within 10 seconds no matter where we are in the building which is crazy bc if i saw someone sprinting from the back to say “hi welcome in” id just leave 110
londsbonds.bsky.social @londsbonds.bsky.social · 27/02/2026they’re going to end racism with the next big song of the summer 010
Reposted by @londsbonds.bsky.social3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Do you think cats realize that these don't offer fulfilling enough rpg mechanics for a personalized and immersive experience that will stick with you for years to come? 011
londsbonds.bsky.social @londsbonds.bsky.social · 12/02/2026they designed my house in a lab to torture people living there 111
Reposted by @londsbonds.bsky.social3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 10/02/2026*Dark souls font* funny laughed 011
Reposted by @londsbonds.bsky.social3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Chekhov's guy, the principle that dictates that if there is a guy(gender) moment in your life it must come back in a transgender way for narrative payoff 011
Reposted by @londsbonds.bsky.social3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 08/02/2026Are these two nearly identical white people dating, or are they siblings? A fun game to play in santa cruz california 012
Reposted by @londsbonds.bsky.social3 days ago's bacon @saucisms.bsky.social · 07/02/2026Not enough opportunities to say "uhh, you're gonna wanna see this" these days 021
londsbonds.bsky.social @londsbonds.bsky.social · 07/02/2026they’re giving me a taste of retirement in the quote retweets 010
londsbonds.bsky.social @londsbonds.bsky.social · 05/02/2026haters and fans alike cannot comprehend my doing so okay swag 010
londsbonds.bsky.social @londsbonds.bsky.social · 03/02/2026ough they yanked the tubes out of my body 110
londsbonds.bsky.social @londsbonds.bsky.social · 27/01/2026my 6 pound cat could literally kill me rn if he wanted to 110
londsbonds.bsky.social @londsbonds.bsky.social · 27/01/2026they gave me a free tote bag after top surgery 011
londsbonds.bsky.social @londsbonds.bsky.social · 26/01/2026*saw voice* you have three minutes to finish this coke zero 010
londsbonds.bsky.social @londsbonds.bsky.social · 26/01/2026last vanilla coke zero before top surgery 010
