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satumma

@satumma.bsky.social
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Check out Brusalan! :: B.S. Biology, M.S Recording Arts :: Ph.D Economics from the Nunya School of Business. Gen X curmudgeon. Billionaires are the nuclear weapons of the class war.

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satumma @satumma.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
No worries fellow Americans and the rest of the world, we have the guy who went bankrupt running a casino leading the negotiations that could plunge us into an economic catastrophe.
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satumma @satumma.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
No worries. The mad king has Natalie’s fingers shoved up his ear canals while his sycophants reassure him that it’s all just fake news and jealousy.
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Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The four key inputs in agriculture in this country are diesel, potassium (potash), nitrogen (ammonium nitrate), and phosphorus. We have plenty of phosphate in the US. The other three, well,
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EATING THE COST | Gin and Tacos
The rising costs of fertilizer - and increased reporting on the problem - have fueled the doomer that lives in all of us these days. Let's t
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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Me, 5 seconds ago: wtf is potash that sounds old tymey as hell Me, now knowing it is a vital core component of fertilizer for crops like food people and animals people eat eat: oh no
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satumma @satumma.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You’re not gonna believe this, but… Those “western civ” guys don’t actually care about the actual culture they’re promoting. They just want you to think that their particular “lineage” makes them superior by claiming it all as their own.
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satumma @satumma.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
They’re back their pulling levers and making their confident decisions based on nothing more than an innate sense of superiority. “Good genes.” “The products of meritocracy!” It’s why they’re so eager to claim lineage is their claim to legitimacy.
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satumma @satumma.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Maybe transitioning to renewable energy would have been a good idea after all?
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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satumma @satumma.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I repeat… We need to elect people who have actually raised their own children and have some grasp of human behavior.
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Jim Swift @jimswift.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm sure the DOJ that thinks 86 47 constitutes a threat will be all over this.
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satumma @satumma.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
They’re rolling back everything from the new deal onward and reconstituting the confederate state.
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satumma @satumma.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/09/2026
DoorDash has ripped off more than 260,000 NYC delivery workers. We’re making them pay $131.5 million — the largest worker settlement in City history. This is New York, where hard work pays and greed will cost you.
DoorDash messed up.
They repeatedly left more than 260,000 NYC delivery workers underpaid or paid late, causing them immense stress and financial difficulty.
That's unacceptable.
We've secured a $131.5M settlement from
DoorDash - the largest worker settlement in NYC history and largest delivery worker settlement in
American municipal history.
Every worker will be paid what they are owed, and every company will be forced to abide by the laws of this city.

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The OFFICE of the MAYOR of NYC
NYC Consumer and Worker Protection Mayor Mamdani and Deliveristas representatives stand behind a podium.Mayor Mamdani signs a giant check.Three delivery workers holding a giant fake check for $131.5M.
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satumma @satumma.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Now that I have drums to record I think this new album will be really good. “Some say it might be the best album that’s ever been made by anyone. I’m making songs that nobody ever thought could be made in the history of everything that’s ever been made. People were very surprised at how good.”
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 21/09/2026
They’re about two weeks away from telling people they can always eat bugs
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satumma @satumma.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ron Howard narrating: “On this season of Arrested Development. Uncle Donald forgets that the media companies that he just kicked out of the Whitehouse provided all the mics for his press events.”
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satumma @satumma.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
We’re witnessing a grand master 4D chess player in action. He’s always five steps ahead of everyone else. It’ll be months before we recognize the genius of this particular gambit. /s 🤪
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satumma @satumma.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It’s bad that the fuel lifeline that our economy depends on is being shut down before we’ve adopted an alternative.
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satumma @satumma.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Drone equipped battle arch seems like something out of a tower defense game.
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satumma @satumma.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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satumma @satumma.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
These guys would reanimate your corpse to make you work more.
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ossoff: Did you see this business about Don Jr.‘s wedding in the Bahamas? Where he received, apparently, a cash gift from a Russian oligarch connected to the Kremlin? This man, Kremlev, was apparently in China with Putin two days before he flew to the Bahamas for Don Jr.’s wedding…
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Allister Thompson @allistert.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Excited to (finally!) get a new release in @offlandia.bsky.social’s very fine ambient series. Collect ‘em all! offland.bandcamp.com/album/drone-...
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(Drone Variations) Vol. VII, by Off Land
10 track album
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 19/09/2026
Tesla hitting up people who put money down for a roadster in 2017 (it was supposed to arrive in 2020) for more cash what a world!
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satumma @satumma.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Whoopsie.
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satumma @satumma.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Early morning Saturday kid’s sports. Ugh! 😩
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satumma @satumma.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"Sure, we murdered some people, and deported your neighbors, we're making it hard to afford anything, especially gas to get to work and back and food to eat, and sure... the President is getting more and more deranged and incoherent with each passing day, but waddaya gonna do... VOTE FOR A COMMIE?!"
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satumma @satumma.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
To the people submitting paid product reviews written with Ai... 🙄
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satumma @satumma.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
When I, your most favorite future emperor, gets elected El Presidente for the first and only time, I will transfer all the money that sleepy Donald allocated for immigration enforcement into agencies that investigate and prosecute financial fraud. Thank you for attention to this matter.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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satumma @satumma.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This feels like a loophole that needs to be fixed, pronto. I seriously doubt that the power of the pardon was meant to excuse wholesale criming by the president’s underlings.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots.
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satumma @satumma.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
We give the kids a dollar for each tooth. What is this $20 stuff? 20 baby teeth x 5 kids = 100 teeth 100 teeth x $20 = $2,000!!
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satumma @satumma.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It might be a good time to reconsider basing an entire economy around a highly flammable finite resource that has to be sucked out of the ground and shipped all around the world on big boats?
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satumma @satumma.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s bad that you see this and you think: “Is that even a real quote, because that’s sooo ignorant. You get bananas. Bananas are food! Bananas are delicious!! Usually. Maybe it’s fake? But it COULD be real. That IS how his brain works.” 🤔
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
so funny— @nytimes.com columnist Bret Stephens says this with 0 clue how out of touch it makes him sound: “My friends are ‘stuck’ with @ZohranKMamdani bc they were all on the Vineyard or in Greece,” he whines A window into who “we” is👇🏽🤔 when does the working class get a column?
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Chris Fredda 🩷💜💙 @seeyouinnj.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
All the overlapping tech bubbles of the last couple decades have created a weird situation where dumb and unscrupulous people are running everything and treated like geniuses because they were able to get a lot of other people’s money and based on the idea they already had money they made up.
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Chris Fredda 🩷💜💙 @seeyouinnj.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
“He has the most money, so clearly he’s the best at business, so we need to do business with him.” Well, his money exists on paper based on what he tells you his business is worth based on concepts no one has proven because he doesn’t actually have money to do it so needs your money.
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I am SORRY for sharing something that was posted on the other place, but this is too good.
The future pope at a party with a caption “they don’t know I’m the future pope”
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Democratic strategists: Ahhh! What's the right message!!?? Where do we moderate!?!? Jon Ossoff: This administration is horrible. I hate these people. We should put them in jail. I'm pissed Voters: This guy is cool Strategists: I can't figure it out!!!!!
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satumma @satumma.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The kid’s school chopped down a tree but left the “in memory of..” plaque.
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satumma @satumma.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Marionette Mitch.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Same people who seem to think it’s bad for China to beat us at AI are perfectly fine with China beating us at high speed rail, solar energy, wind energy, shall we go on
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The Dread Geometry @diabolicaljazz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It has been Zero days since the hardest working woman in metal has Done It Again. This shreds. Of course it does!
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satumma @satumma.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Now that I’m getting to record drums I really wish Reason had a way to automate the click level… or a least a simple on/off control.
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satumma @satumma.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Elon’s big promises about delivering a utopian future are just his excuses for why we shouldn’t just take all his money back. “I’ll use it to deliver a sci-fi future of your dreams!”
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satumma @satumma.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Some smart person: “What if everything just equaled zero?” Surely nothing has to come before some thing? Zero means it’s the last stop. Nothing else past this point. It’s where everything comes from? But how could all of this come from that? That’s nothing. Bzzzzzt.
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satumma @satumma.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It’s funny how you can see two well dressed dudes in leather chairs talking into fancy looking microphones and automatically think “oh, experts!” Let’s untrain our brains.
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Robert McNees @mcnees.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Quiznos is partnering with Blackwater to crush insurgencies in their supply chain.
A notification reads "Chipotle is partnering with Palantir to track food safety risks at its stores"
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ralpholsson.bsky.social @ralpholsson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I really didn't foresee that I would spend this week finding Ed Sheeran entertaining.
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