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Check out Brusalan! :: B.S. Biology, M.S Recording Arts :: Ph.D Economics from the Nunya School of Business. Gen X curmudgeon. Billionaires are the nuclear weapons of the class war.

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satumma @satumma.bsky.social · 14h
I appreciate the optimism.
Camping flyer in Ohio. It’s says. 

WE CAN START A REVOLUTION
EVEN IN OHIO
DEFEND TRANS
RIGHTS & PEOPLE
FREEDOM FROM RACISM
AN ECONOMY RUN BY WORKERS
A DEMOCRACY WE CONTROL
Vote
GREG LEVY
FOR U.S. SENATE
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satumma @satumma.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ot course Elon does not view himself as one of the weak men. This from a guy who pays people to level up his characters so he can swoop in a pretend to be a bad ass gamer.
The “hard times create weak men” meme posted by Elon Musk
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satumma @satumma.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The memorial stump.
Stump with “in memoriam” plaque. I wasn’t sure if I should leave the name. So I blacked it out
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satumma @satumma.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Now that I’m getting to record drums I really wish Reason had a way to automate the click level… or a least a simple on/off control.
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satumma @satumma.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
“It won’t be long now!!”
Linus waiting for the great pumpkin.
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satumma @satumma.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My Dante joke has 3 likes. I win the internet.
David Roberts
@volts.wtf
Hey where's Mitch McConnell anyway?

satumma
@satumma.bsky.social
Which level is yet to be determined.

2:06 PM • Sep 14, 2026
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satumma @satumma.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Bike lanes and climate change are now DEI because fossil fuel interests are funding MAGA.
Secretary Sean Duffy
@SecDuffy
X.com
Remember when Biden and Boot-edge-edge used
YOUR MONEY for DEl bike lanes and climate change?
THAT'S OVER
just redirected $1.73 billion in USDOT grants away from Biden-era DEl pet projects
Now this funding is officially locked in to fix America's actual backbone: ROADS, BRIDGES,
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satumma @satumma.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Studio pic.
This pictures contains a toy piano and a ukulele in front of a music stand and a microphone.  Not shown: professional procrastinator.
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satumma @satumma.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I saw this cursed image, then I saw the view count and yeah, it tracks.
An Ai generated image of a pioneer town during the Oklahoma land rush of 1889 with the view count of 666.
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satumma @satumma.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
“You there in the front row with your hand raised.”
Elon Musk giving a “Roman salute.”
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satumma @satumma.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Finally installed some guitar hooks in the basement studio area and sent the strat out for setup; which I’ve been meaning to do for years.
A red strat and a white jazz base on hooks.
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satumma @satumma.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
So you’re saying that the guy who created facemash and almost got kicked out of Harvard went on to create the perv glasses? 🤔 www.thecrimson.com/article/2003...
Mark E. Zuckerberg '06 said he was accused of breaching security, violating copyrights and violating individual privacy by creating the website, www.facemash.com, about two weeks ago.
The charges were based on a complaint from the computer services department over his unauthorized use of on-line facebook photographs, he said.
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satumma @satumma.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Social Darwinism, also referred to as social Spencerism, 213) is a body of pseudoscientific theories and societal practices that claim to apply biological concepts of evolution and "survival of the fittest" to the social realm, especially in regard to issues involving social class, economics, and politics. 4)[5) Despite erroneously bearing Charles Darwin's name, it is chiefly associated with Herbert Spencer, the main developer and leading exponent of what came to be known as
"social Darwinist" ideas, - whose theories of evolution were neo-Lamarckian and both predated and contradicted Darwin's."
Proponents of social Darwinism believe that the strong should see their wealth and power increase, while the weak should see their wealth and power decrease. Social Darwinist definitions of the strong and the weak vary, and differ on the precise mechanisms that reward strength and punish weakness. Many such views stress competition between individuals in laissez-faire capitalism, while others, emphasizing struggle between national or racial groups, support eugenics, racism, imperialism and/or fascism. o171(8) Today, scientists generally consider social Darwinism to be discredited as a theoretical framework, but it persists within popular culture. 91[101
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satumma @satumma.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
This is a screenshot from an actual website I visited recently.
All
Ads.
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satumma @satumma.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
You click on a link to a website.
Ads. It’s all ads. The whole thing is ads.
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satumma @satumma.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
He wasn’t held a gunpoint He wasn’t thrown to the ground He wasn’t beaten He wasn’t killed They gave him warnings They gave him time to comply The raid was nonviolent He wasn’t even home He’s referring to the raid at mar-a-lago to retrieve documents.
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satumma @satumma.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Pretty spot on.
Hunter Biden
-substack
7h
I watched Trump's speech at the Correspondents' Dinner.
It's hard to articulate how sad it made me.
Sad and embarrassed and exhausted.
Here is the thing about a man who is a joke. He can't tell one.
People think humor is a talent. It isn't. It's a capacity. To make someone laugh you have to be able to laugh at yourself, and to laugh at yourself you have to step outside of yourself and see what everyone else sees. For one second you have to be just another person in the room.
Most people can do this by the time they are nine years old.
He has never once managed it. Not in fifty years of cameras. Not for a second.
That is not a quirk. It is a symptom. The muscle that lets you tell a joke is the same one that lets you feel what another person feels. A man who cannot survive being laughed at cannot imagine being anyone but himself. He will only ever be generous when it is photographed. He will only ever be kind when it is filmed.
There is a name for it.
So he stood up there and did what he always does. He hit down. He made jokes about people's weight. He made jokes about their intelligence. He made jokes about how women look. He read out the names of people he doesn't like, and mocked them.
Always mocking. And when no one laughed he blamed his speech writers.
The cruelty dressed as humor has worn so thin.
And for the 30% of you still in the cult who will inevitably call me a crackhead and blame it all on my Dad, all I can say is please, for the love of God, open your eyes. Wake the fuck up. Have some dignity. Have some pride.
Joe Biden wasn't standing at that podium last night. Donald Trump was. And at the end of it he put on a red hat that said Trump 2028 and told the room he was running again.
No one laughed because everyone knows he has no intention of leaving.
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satumma @satumma.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Uncle Donnie at the BBQ.
Donald Trump wearing a brown flannel like shirt with blue jeans.
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satumma @satumma.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I was thinking that it’s been a hot minute since I’ve heard anyone going on about the completely made up freak out about “critical race theory” and yeah… without the push from RW media interest has died.
A graph showing a brief interest in CRT around 2021 and then nothing afterwards.
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satumma @satumma.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Thrift store find.
A cassette copy of Joe Satriani’s album Not of this Earth.
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satumma @satumma.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I’ll never not think this is funny.
Tweet from Elon musk showing a diagram of how he is only viewed as to the right because the left has become more extreme.
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satumma @satumma.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
All day long this is a red card. But it was the first match of the tournament and it was Messi so…. No call.
Messi stepping on the calf of an opposing player.
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satumma @satumma.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Is it though? Concluding that the ultimate creator of the universe spent the last ten years lining it up so that Donald is president on the 250th anniversary seems a stretch, especially since god actually spent the last 100 yrs lining up an egg sandwich for my breakfast. Divine providence yum.
Stephen Miller
@StephenM

It is impossible to review the events of the last decade and conclude that it is anything other than divine providence that Donald J. Trump is the President of the United States on the year of America 250, July 4th, 2026.
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satumma @satumma.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Gosh Spain….
At the half, Spain dominating possession (7140%)
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satumma @satumma.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
With alt text.

BREAKING: 675 ballots for Spencer Pratt found in a dumpster in San Recto. Federal authorities are on scene. Let the games begin
H/T Christian Cole

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satumma @satumma.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Sure it’s completely made up but in a few months there will be some old guy being interviewed in a diner on Fox News who will say that they found ballots in the trash in CA as proof of voter fraud and thousands of people will hear it and believe it. That’s how it works now.
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satumma @satumma.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Haven’t found too many good jerseys at the thrift store lately, but this was at Goodwill today - a Cucho Hernandez, Real Betis jersey, in my size. Yes, please.
C. Hernandez jersey for Real Betis. White with green vertical stripes.
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satumma @satumma.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Somehow should just tell this guy that unless he’s willing to go before congress, swear an oath and present his proof he just needs to stfu and stop lying about elections.
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump

I believe we have the Most Dishonest Elections of any Country, anywhere in the World! President DONALD J. TRUMP
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satumma @satumma.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Balatro screen. Best hand 517 million.
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satumma @satumma.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
In general, Musk has a tendency to take one business he controls and overspend to buy things from other businesses he controls. It's kind of like a Ponzi scheme, except every subsequent customer is yet another Elon
Musk company.
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satumma @satumma.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Of course. In fact, he’s getting more healthy by the day. His body is a regenerative miracle. Scientists will study this prime specimen of health for decades to come to understand how this one man defies the laws of nature. 🙄
WHITE HOUSE
The White House @WhiteHouse
PERFECT BILL OF HEALTH! -
PERFECT PHYSICAL
Donald J. Trump Ot
@realDonaldTrump
Just finished my 6 month physical at Walter Reed Military Medical Center. Everything checked out PERFECTLY. Thank you to the great Doctors and Staff! Heading back to the White House.
President DJT
mitin The WHITE HOUSE
12:05 PM • May 26, 2026 • 78.6K Views
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satumma @satumma.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Yes. The MAGA coalition is all about granting minority rule for white Christian patriarchs as the price of conceding complete control of the state, the media and the electoral process to oligarchs. It’s not even that subtle.
Let's be honest about who is doing this, too. This isn't abstract conservatism, and it isn't "polarization." It's an alliance between oligarchic money and extremist movements, and it isn't particularly subtle. The oligarchs want a permanent ruling class. The extremists want a permanent underclass to grind a boot into. The deal between them is
straightforward enough: the oligarchs get captured courts and permanent tax cuts, the extremists get their hierarchy of human worth written back into the law, and the country becomes a holding pen.
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satumma @satumma.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
This is cool.
Auction for a Iron Maiden Eddie Head CD Storage
Case Lot 13 Albums Vintage 1998
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satumma @satumma.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
The perpetual birthday boy wants you to know about the gold leaf statue of himself that some crypto people installed at his own luxury golf resort depicting him as a triumphant hero. If you can’t see the ridiculousness I don’t know what to tell you.
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
The Real Deal - GOLD - At Doral in Miami. Put there by great American Patriots!!! President DJT
Celeamul
820 ReTruths 3.43k Likes
5/7/26, 7:14 AM
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satumma @satumma.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
I’ve been saying this for years.

Decades of research in developmental psychology have shown that moral reasoning develops through consequences not punishment, necessarily, but experiencing the effects of your actions on others, receiving honest feedback, having to accommodate reality as it actually is rather than as you wish it to be. It's not that the wealthy become evil; it's that their environment stops teaching them the things that nonwealthy people are forced to learn simply by living in a world that pushes back. When you can buy your way out of any mistake, when you can fire anyone who disagrees with you, when your social circle consists entirely of people who need something from you, the basic mechanism by which humans learn that other people are real goes dark.
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satumma @satumma.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I used to support ghosts, so I got a ghost tattoo. But I don’t support ghosts anymore, so I modified it. It’s not that hard. You can definitely tell I’m no longer a ghost supporter.
The ghostbuster logo.
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satumma @satumma.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I can almost see that stare coming out the back of his head.
The AOC staring at RFK photo where she looks pissed.
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satumma @satumma.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
I get annoyed that normal every day things can suddenly be the subject of reseller/collectible mania and get ridiculous.
An auction for 9lbs of minifigures selling for nearly $2,000.
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satumma @satumma.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Why was I invited to MrBeast's Studio?
@Foldingldeas 76,616 views 4h ago ...more
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satumma @satumma.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
You don’t see the Christian Nationalists talking about the four woes. r
'But woe to you who are rich, for you have received your consolation.
Woe to you who are full now, for you will be hungry.
Woe to you who are laughing now, for you will mourn and weep.
Woe to you when all speak well of you, for that is what their ancestors did to the false prophets.
-Luke 6:24-26, New Revised Standard
Version
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satumma @satumma.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
How the heck is a baby a national security risk?
Senate Republicans • @SenateGOP
x.com
Birthright citizenship for illegal aliens isn't compassion—it's a national security loophole.
President Trump is closing it. Democrats are fighting to keep it wide open.
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satumma @satumma.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
ARTICLE III
The nature of the business or purposes to be conducted or promoted by the Corporation is to engage in any lawful act or activity for which corporations may be organized under the General Corporation Law of the State of Delaware.
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satumma @satumma.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I didn’t know the bean had an anus. Learn something new every day.
The underside of the cloud gate. Aka the bean. 🫘
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satumma @satumma.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I am an American aquarium drinker.
Wilco buildings!!
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satumma @satumma.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
I remember when those Biden stickers started appearing that said “I did that.”
Photo of the Biden “I did that” sticker pointing to 3.45/gal.
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satumma @satumma.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
How about no voting if… 1. You’re a net contributor to climate change 2. You have over a million dollars 3. You’ve been charged with domestic abuse. Yeah. They really hate universal suffrage. They don’t want women or working people to vote. They want to go back to wealthy male landowners only.
DAILY CALLER
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a Threads
OPINION: We should do more than just require ID to vote. The Save Act is the least we should do. It's rookie numbers. We should do far more. Way fewer people should be allowed to vote. Americans must meet two of three criteria to vote:
1. Be a net contributor to tax revenue
2. Own property
3. Be married with children...

IN A FAIRER WORLD, 150 MILLION AMERICANS WOULDN'T BE ALLOWED TO VOTE
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satumma @satumma.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
This image hurts my brain.
An image of the big bang that shows the singularity on the left and the earth culminating out of all the energy of the local universe on the right.
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satumma @satumma.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
It’s not really artificial intelligence that they’re selling. It’s the collective wisdom and creativity that they’ve siphoned off to build their prediction machines. It’s just another form of exploitation because that is all they know how to do.
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satumma @satumma.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Made a gif of the 3rd goal.
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satumma @satumma.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Whoops!
A distraught Newcastle fan just saw his team give up a penalty in the last second of the game.
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