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- same day, different hat - skeeting from "Horrible City" - owned and trained by a husky 🐾 * Never trust a Republican to act in good faith. Ever. *

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iWillVote.com Pollock ➡️ turn 🔔 on @willpollock.com · 08/10/2025
when announcing clandestine/undercover investigations* everyone knows you should boldly announce them in press releases www.reddit.com/r/law/commen... 🎩 @satirehat.bsky.social
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
"Imagine if Biden or Obama" yes but this is real, everything about this is grossly inappropriate, just like Trump's failure to appoint a special prosecutor acceptable to Democrats. Trump is so plainly guilty the *entire White House and DOJ* is trying to save him.
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👒satirehat @satirehat.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
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IndigoPatricia @indigopatricia.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
I just closed my Etsy shop. “I find it disgusting and reprehensible that even after considerable reporting by Etsy users, you continue in the sales and marketing of merchandise supporting a concentration camp here in the United States of America. This is an overt endorsement of fascism. Goodbye.”
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👒satirehat @satirehat.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
You might need this today like I did
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coffeebean-26.bsky.social @coffeebean-26.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Well, well, Wisconsin, Look which Wisconsin groups got some "election" funds from Cleta. #Wisconsin #wipolitics #wisdems #wisgop
The John K MacIver Inst.  Pub Pol  $75,000

Wisconsin Inst. for Law & Liberty $75,000

Wisconsin Voter Alliance Corp  $25,000
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
NEW from me — I wrote about FEMA Acting Administrator David Richardson, who has been completely silent and out of view since deadly floods devastated Texas last week, and spoke to staffers about what it's like to respond to a disaster with no leader. Read here:
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Have you seen this man?
In the wake of deadly floods in Texas, FEMA Acting Administrator David Richardson is nowhere to be found.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Update: At this morning’s daily meeting, FEMA Acting Administrator Richardson spoke briefly only to say he has an upcoming trip to…Peru. No mention of Texas.
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Norby36 @norby36.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Market manipulation anyone? Buehler? Anyone?
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👒satirehat @satirehat.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
👒 @jupiterdi.bsky.social 🌌🔭🤩
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iWillVote.com Pollock ➡️ turn 🔔 on @willpollock.com · 05/07/2025
my alt text brings all* boys to the yard . . . *no date in months lol bsky.app/profile/sati...
omg I'm alt-texting my alt text! roasting Paul Ryan who looks an awful lot like that privileged boy from the 80s series
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/07/2025
‘New York Times’ Announces New Columnist Will Contribute Nothing To Society 3 Times A Week
‘New York Times’ Announces New Columnist Will Contribute Nothing To Society 3 Times A Week
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Caught Cats
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Norby36 @norby36.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
The only ones who can make the choice are the customers of these huge agencies. If companies leave the decision in the hands of these monopolies, then yes, your ads will be put in nazi ad rags too. I think this is a bad decision and we have 30 days to leave comments. Actionable @meidastouch.com
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👒satirehat @satirehat.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
👀 Court records show Dugan’s July 21 trial is no longer on the schedule. The delay is due to the judge wanting to consider Dugan’s motion to dismiss the charges.
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Urban Milwaukee @urbanmilwaukee.com · 15/06/2025
Attorneys Debate Judicial Immunity, Federal Powers in Judge Dugan Case
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Attorneys Debate Judicial Immunity, Federal Powers in Judge Dugan Case
At issue are U.S. Constitution, 10th Amendment and separation of powers.
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👒satirehat @satirehat.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Not sure whether I'm touching grass to disassociate (bad, ofc) or center myself (good, obv) tonight.
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a close up of a person 's hand laying on the grass .
Alt: a close up of a kneeling person's hand touching grass
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👒satirehat @satirehat.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
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Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · 12/06/2025
NEW: Here's a striking new amicus brief in support of California from 8 "former US Army and Navy secretaries and retired four-star admirals and generals" (inc. Michael Hayden, Thad Allen, Sean O'Keefe). storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
Deployment under these circumstances poses multiple risks to the core mission of the National Guard and the Marines, and to the well-being of the troops. First, deploying military personnel in the context of domestic law enforcement diverts them from their primary mission, which is national security and disaster response, at the expense of local, state, and national safety.
Second, National Guard personnel and active-duty Marines are not trained or qualified to conduct domestic law enforcement operations, which poses a danger to the safety of both the troops and the public. Third, the use of federal military personnel in the context of law enforcement operations should be a last resort to avoid the politicization of the military, which inevitably erodes public trust, impacts recruitment, and undermines troop morale.
Amici submit this brief to more fully explain these risks and assist the Court in its disposition
of the pending motion.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
The administration's goons are now manhandling United States senators for asking questions at a press conference.
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👒satirehat @satirehat.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Happy (one million dead) Russia(ns) Day to all who celebrate! cc @fizzily.bsky.social #NoCabbageForChristmas
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cageyratfish (they) UTC-7 🐟🏳️‍⚧️ @cageyratfish.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Bluesky right now:
A bunch of male Simpsons characters on the deck of a cruise ship, surrounding a pair of angry chimpanzees who are knife-fighting each other. The men are cheering & waving fistfuls of money
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👒satirehat @satirehat.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Very disappoofing
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👒satirehat @satirehat.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
I think it's important to report that somewhere near my house is a beehive with thumb-size bumbles. I love them and would hug them if they let me.
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a close up of a bee with the national geographic logo in the background
Alt: a slow motion close up of a bumblebee flying from left to right across the screen
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🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Pulp pulling off something I can't think any other band except A Tribe Called Quest has ever done, put out some of their best music after taking a generation off. Visit Spike Island.
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Pulp = BBC Radio 2 (In Concert) Full
YouTube video by poisonik
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Norm Eisen @normeisen.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
BREAKING: Over 130 former federal & state judges have filed an amicus brief urging the court to drop charges against Judge Dugan in Wisconsin The charges seek to criminalize judicial discretion & set a dangerous precedent for executive overreach We MUST defend judicial independence👇
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iWillVote.com Pollock ➡️ turn 🔔 on @willpollock.com · 28/05/2025
not a single freakin’ word about ARRESTING LEGAL OBSERVERS, including a priest, on NYT/WaPo/CNN homepages 🎩 @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social @satirehat.bsky.social
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👒satirehat @satirehat.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Anxiety is just a gaping maw of need that can only ever be temporarily be satiated
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a cartoon drawing of a pink and purple monster with its mouth open .
Alt: a cartoon drawing of a pink and purple monster with its mouth forever open and shut.
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 23/05/2025
This comment period ends today, 5/23, at 11:59 pm ET. Please do comment asap if you believe the government should allow us to get COVID vaccinations. I can't believe we even have to petition them about this, but here we are.
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👒satirehat @satirehat.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
👀 archive.is/bxrTp
archive.is
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👒satirehat @satirehat.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Oh hell no
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
The way they resolve this unpopularity is control of the information enviornment. Conservative propaganda outlets will just not report on it, mainstream outlets will drown out their reporting of it with manufactured stories like "was Biden old" or trans-panic on A1 while Medicaid cuts run on A14
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👒satirehat @satirehat.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Today I am "needs a magnifying glass 🔎 to read the baking instructions" years old. So much empty real estate on the box, such tiny instructions.
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a stuffed white cat is sitting on a box with the word why written on it .
Alt: a stuffed white cat is sitting on a box, arms out, with the word why written below .
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Spud Lovr @spudlovr.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Please consider a donation to the Judge Dugan's legal defense fund. #wiunion #wipolitics
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Wisconsin Examiner @wisconsinexaminer.com · 14/05/2025
Milwaukee Co. Judge Hannah Dugan files to have federal charges against her dismissed via @henry-redman.bsky.social wisconsinexaminer.com/briefs/milwa...
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Milwaukee County judge files to have federal charges against her dismissed • Wisconsin Examiner
Milwaukee County Judge Hannah Dugan's attorneys filed a motion to dismiss the federal charges against her on Wednesday.
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👒satirehat @satirehat.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Ope
But even if it's (AI LLMs) not good for creating new things, it can at least be used to help analyze already existing works of art, like this review of the song Beach House by @themountaingoats.bsky.social
(embedded text is a hallucination of the song's meaning as pointed out by the song's author)
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Jennifer Ouellette @jenlucpiquant.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
NASA’s SPHEREx Telescope Just Switched On. Time to Map the Entire Universe in 3D gizmodo.com/nasas-sphere...
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NASA’s SPHEREx Telescope Just Switched On. Time to Map the Entire Universe in 3D
The space-based observatory will scan the cosmos in 102 colors we can't see to unlock the secret history of the universe.
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Dogs and sticks
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Oregon Zoo @oregonzoo.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Oh hellooo
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👒satirehat @satirehat.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
#SenatorJuly4thInMoscow has thoughts. Wilfully ignorant thoughts... #Fucker
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Joe Katz @joekatz45.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
This vote is under way.
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Aaron Fritschner @fritschner.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
List of countries not subjected to tariffs: Russia Belarus North Korea Cuba They apparently took the time to impose tariffs on several uninhabited islands, so the omissions are extra noteworthy. If you spot others please flag!
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Devin Burghart @dburghart.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
While the defeat of Musk’s efforts to buy the Wisconsin election is important, let’s not forget this anecdote about how he plays. He’s unlikely give up easily. We must relentlessly defend democracy.
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Lisa Reyna Loe @lisaloe.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Whoopsie 🤭
A giant block of cheese smashing a Tesla cyber truck
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Reminder in Wisconsin: polls close at 8pm; you can same-day register if you bring your photo ID and proof of address; if you’re in line, stay in line; any questions, call WisDems VoPro hotline at 608-336-3232
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Spud Lovr @spudlovr.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Wisconsin resists! Green Bay to Musk: Go home! #wiunion #wipolitics
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Stephen King @stephenking.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Musk is trying to buy votes in Wisconsin. Resend this if you’re from Wisconsin and you’re not for sale.
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Stacie Rosenzweig @ethicking.com · 28/03/2025
This is the funniest thing to happen today
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