👒satirehat @satirehat.bsky.social · 01/05/2026I think we should shoot him into space as a test of his health. 251
👒satirehat @satirehat.bsky.social · 27/03/2026😂 get in here and say that to my face... ... ...grrrrwrrr 110
👒satirehat @satirehat.bsky.social · 27/12/2025Wow, four years already! Watching it live is still one of my favorite Christmas memories. ❤️🔭📡🌌 130
👒satirehat @satirehat.bsky.social · 28/11/2025Happy Thanksgiving 🦃media.tenor.coma woman is holding a dead chicken over a cutting boardAlt: Julia Child is holding a turkey carcass by the wings and making it appear to be dancing 021
Reposted by 👒satirehatiWillVote.com Pollock ➡️ turn 🔔 on @willpollock.com · 08/10/2025when announcing clandestine/undercover investigations* everyone knows you should boldly announce them in press releases www.reddit.com/r/law/commen... 🎩 @satirehat.bsky.social 395
👒satirehat @satirehat.bsky.social · 16/09/2025I tiptoe in...some days I tiptoe back out, other daysmedia.tenor.coma cartoon drawing of a skull with teeth missingAlt: a black and white cartoon of a skeleton screaming, ripping its own head off, and throwing it at the camera 030
👒satirehat @satirehat.bsky.social · 16/09/2025media.tenor.coma skeleton is standing on a white background and looking at the camera .Alt: a skeleton is hunched over and tiptoeing 150
👒satirehat @satirehat.bsky.social · 16/09/2025TY I needed this: she's unwell & very down. She has a vet visit scheduled for Wednesday (pretty sure she has a bladder infection boo)...very much appreciate the smile I just smiled watching this. 🩶🐾 240
👒satirehat @satirehat.bsky.social · 24/08/2025I can only wish bbg was that calm in the tub. I get wild thrashing and high pitched screams of "SOMEBODY HELP I'm being MURDERED!!!" 🤣 110
Reposted by 👒satirehatMax Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 07/08/2025"Imagine if Biden or Obama" yes but this is real, everything about this is grossly inappropriate, just like Trump's failure to appoint a special prosecutor acceptable to Democrats. Trump is so plainly guilty the *entire White House and DOJ* is trying to save him. 22644158
👒satirehat @satirehat.bsky.social · 02/08/2025I worked retail for years as a young person so at some point the cash register didn't have to do the addition/subtraction math for me any more. Sales tax tho? fuck that shit 120
👒satirehat @satirehat.bsky.social · 02/08/2025omg yes: almost anything over 2 digits* has to be written out or the numbers just disappear like smoke. *excepting 1s, 5s, 10s/ money transactions 130
👒satirehat @satirehat.bsky.social · 30/07/2025Good to see you, Tammy! I'm good - at least relative to well, everything. Hope all is well in your world! 120
👒satirehat @satirehat.bsky.social · 29/07/2025It never shuts up, esp late at night when I'm trying to sleep. Just shush it for a few minutes, will you? 🥱😵💫😩 120
👒satirehat @satirehat.bsky.social · 28/07/2025Almost as old as me 🫣😉 m.youtube.com/watch?v=hFWh...m.youtube.comTommy James & The Shondells - I Think We`re Alone Now Live on Village Square 1967YouTube video by Tommy James 110
👒satirehat @satirehat.bsky.social · 25/07/2025Considering current circumstances? meh. Otherwise, fine. Hope you & yours are well too.media.tenor.coma person is laying on the ground with the words hanging in there above them .Alt: a person is laying on the ground on a people mover, holding the railing, with the words hanging in there below them . 110
👒satirehat @satirehat.bsky.social · 17/07/2025My neighbor lives in a walkable neighborhood but proudly parks his hummer and his stupiduglynazimobiletruck in his tiny fuckin driveway it's ludicrous 000
👒satirehat @satirehat.bsky.social · 16/07/2025I hope to live long enough to never ever see his dumb muppet face again. 000
👒satirehat @satirehat.bsky.social · 12/07/2025fight memedia.tenor.coma man and a woman are standing next to each other and the woman says i will cut youAlt: a man and a woman in red shirts are standing next to each other and the woman says i will cut you 000
👒satirehat @satirehat.bsky.social · 12/07/2025addendum: I felt so surreal smoking weed on the sidewalk at the ted leo & the RPh's concert in Chicago my HS self almost tried to pinch my "you're here with your adult daughter" self. 000
👒satirehat @satirehat.bsky.social · 12/07/2025I get it. I'm older than you and the residual paranoia is real on the few occasions I do partake! Grocery shopping is the thing that floors me most: every aisle smells skunky. I love it 100
👒satirehat @satirehat.bsky.social · 12/07/2025I think MPD gave up on weed violations ~2-3 years ago. My whole neighborhood smells like weed, every day all day. Good thing I like the smell lol. 100
Reposted by 👒satirehatIndigoPatricia @indigopatricia.bsky.social · 10/07/2025I just closed my Etsy shop. “I find it disgusting and reprehensible that even after considerable reporting by Etsy users, you continue in the sales and marketing of merchandise supporting a concentration camp here in the United States of America. This is an overt endorsement of fascism. Goodbye.” 871340281