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@satirehat.bsky.social
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- same day, different hat - skeeting from "Horrible City" - owned and trained by a husky 🐾 * Never trust a Republican to act in good faith. Ever. *

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👒satirehat @satirehat.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I think we should shoot him into space as a test of his health.
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👒satirehat @satirehat.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Cloudy and raining here. :(
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👒satirehat @satirehat.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
😂 get in here and say that to my face... ... ...grrrrwrrr
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👒satirehat @satirehat.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
👀
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👒satirehat @satirehat.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Relentlessly, my friend. 💕
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👒satirehat @satirehat.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Wow, four years already! Watching it live is still one of my favorite Christmas memories. ❤️🔭📡🌌
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👒satirehat @satirehat.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Happy Thanksgiving 🦃
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a woman is holding a dead chicken over a cutting board
Alt: Julia Child is holding a turkey carcass by the wings and making it appear to be dancing
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👒satirehat @satirehat.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Fluorescent Mammals is a great band name.
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iWillVote.com Pollock ➡️ turn 🔔 on @willpollock.com · 08/10/2025
when announcing clandestine/undercover investigations* everyone knows you should boldly announce them in press releases www.reddit.com/r/law/commen... 🎩 @satirehat.bsky.social
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👒satirehat @satirehat.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
😂
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👒satirehat @satirehat.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
I tiptoe in...some days I tiptoe back out, other days
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a cartoon drawing of a skull with teeth missing
Alt: a black and white cartoon of a skeleton screaming, ripping its own head off, and throwing it at the camera
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👒satirehat @satirehat.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
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a skeleton is standing on a white background and looking at the camera .
Alt: a skeleton is hunched over and tiptoeing
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👒satirehat @satirehat.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
TY yours is too!
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👒satirehat @satirehat.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Will do. Kisses 😘 for Ruby
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👒satirehat @satirehat.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
TY I needed this: she's unwell & very down. She has a vet visit scheduled for Wednesday (pretty sure she has a bladder infection boo)...very much appreciate the smile I just smiled watching this. 🩶🐾
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👒satirehat @satirehat.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
I don't say this to just anybody but nice organ!
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👒satirehat @satirehat.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Can confirm 🐾🩶
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👒satirehat @satirehat.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
I can only wish bbg was that calm in the tub. I get wild thrashing and high pitched screams of "SOMEBODY HELP I'm being MURDERED!!!" 🤣
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
"Imagine if Biden or Obama" yes but this is real, everything about this is grossly inappropriate, just like Trump's failure to appoint a special prosecutor acceptable to Democrats. Trump is so plainly guilty the *entire White House and DOJ* is trying to save him.
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👒satirehat @satirehat.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
I worked retail for years as a young person so at some point the cash register didn't have to do the addition/subtraction math for me any more. Sales tax tho? fuck that shit
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👒satirehat @satirehat.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
omg yes: almost anything over 2 digits* has to be written out or the numbers just disappear like smoke. *excepting 1s, 5s, 10s/ money transactions
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👒satirehat @satirehat.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
🥰
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👒satirehat @satirehat.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
💕
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👒satirehat @satirehat.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
🧵👀
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👒satirehat @satirehat.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Good to see you, Tammy! I'm good - at least relative to well, everything. Hope all is well in your world!
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👒satirehat @satirehat.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
That's a really good idea I should probably try.
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👒satirehat @satirehat.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
It never shuts up, esp late at night when I'm trying to sleep. Just shush it for a few minutes, will you? 🥱😵‍💫😩
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👒satirehat @satirehat.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Almost as old as me 🫣😉 m.youtube.com/watch?v=hFWh...
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Tommy James & The Shondells - I Think We`re Alone Now Live on Village Square 1967
YouTube video by Tommy James
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👒satirehat @satirehat.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Considering current circumstances? meh. Otherwise, fine. Hope you & yours are well too.
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a person is laying on the ground with the words hanging in there above them .
Alt: a person is laying on the ground on a people mover, holding the railing, with the words hanging in there below them .
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👒satirehat @satirehat.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
😤
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👒satirehat @satirehat.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
🤣
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👒satirehat @satirehat.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
bsky.app/profile/sati...
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👒satirehat @satirehat.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
My neighbor lives in a walkable neighborhood but proudly parks his hummer and his stupiduglynazimobiletruck in his tiny fuckin driveway it's ludicrous
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👒satirehat @satirehat.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
It's coke o'clock
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👒satirehat @satirehat.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
I hope to live long enough to never ever see his dumb muppet face again.
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👒satirehat @satirehat.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Someone wake grassley and yell questions at him
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👒satirehat @satirehat.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
🤯
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👒satirehat @satirehat.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Awwwwww so floofy much cute 🥰
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👒satirehat @satirehat.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
fight me
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a man and a woman are standing next to each other and the woman says i will cut you
Alt: a man and a woman in red shirts are standing next to each other and the woman says i will cut you
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👒satirehat @satirehat.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
fuckin histamines fuck them all the way to hell
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👒satirehat @satirehat.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
addendum: I felt so surreal smoking weed on the sidewalk at the ted leo & the RPh's concert in Chicago my HS self almost tried to pinch my "you're here with your adult daughter" self.
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👒satirehat @satirehat.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
I get it. I'm older than you and the residual paranoia is real on the few occasions I do partake! Grocery shopping is the thing that floors me most: every aisle smells skunky. I love it
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👒satirehat @satirehat.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
I think MPD gave up on weed violations ~2-3 years ago. My whole neighborhood smells like weed, every day all day. Good thing I like the smell lol.
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👒satirehat @satirehat.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
😈
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👒satirehat @satirehat.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
*not just for etsy btw
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👒satirehat @satirehat.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
I have some thoughts but no prayers for them
A dildo-shaped cheese grater in front of a standard flat grater
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👒satirehat @satirehat.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Amazing 😍
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IndigoPatricia @indigopatricia.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
I just closed my Etsy shop. “I find it disgusting and reprehensible that even after considerable reporting by Etsy users, you continue in the sales and marketing of merchandise supporting a concentration camp here in the United States of America. This is an overt endorsement of fascism. Goodbye.”
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👒satirehat @satirehat.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
You might need this today like I did
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