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Funky Worm

@satansbigdong.bsky.social
151 followers 301 following 180 posts

Artist, Craigslist lurker, living in the sewers of Atlanta. Bitches can’t handle my swag 😔

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Meet Larry Birds repulsive wife but it’s a stegosaurus
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Funky Worm @satansbigdong.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Ty Jeff Beezone for delivering my drain snakes and condoms, amen 🙏
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Funky Worm @satansbigdong.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Game jams are so hard, how do people do them this shit crazy
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Funky Worm @satansbigdong.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Do not smoke a cig in Boston they will stare daggers at you lol
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Funky Worm @satansbigdong.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Everyone in my fam with a corporate job giving me advice: “have you considered destroying your personality and everything that makes you you for a job you fucking worm :) “
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Funky Worm @satansbigdong.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I’m not even joking when I say I’d rather get paid less to work from home than go into an office.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
National Day of Mourning immediately
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Funky Worm @satansbigdong.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Our Chinese repairmen just called me fat lol
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Funky Worm @satansbigdong.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
the idea of gamers review-bombing a game because of “woke purple” is so fucking funny
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Funky Worm @satansbigdong.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Yo shoutout to that one dude at Publix yesterday that ordered a pub sub with a pile of lettuce, onions and oil and then just walked away after they were done making it.
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Funky Worm @satansbigdong.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
take that liberals
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Funky Worm @satansbigdong.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
How do yall stay positive during a job search this shit is making me want to krill myself
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Funky Worm @satansbigdong.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
My ass when they mention the sea people in the odyssey
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Leonardo DiCaprio Points: 'Yes, That's It!'
ALT: Leonardo DiCaprio Points: 'Yes, That's It!'
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Funky Worm @satansbigdong.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Is grandma available for sale?
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Funky Worm @satansbigdong.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
How much for someone to cut out my tonsils, I hate being sick
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 21/07/2026
yin and yang with the light side captioned we're so back, the dark side captioned its joever, the dark dot captioned it is what it is and the light dot captioned fuck it we ball
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/07/2026
It Only Tuesday theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-181956…
It Only Tuesday
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Funky Worm @satansbigdong.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Literally this lady did the same to me again but as soon I was like I ain’t got nothing she drove away
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Funky Worm @satansbigdong.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I learned that San Neil died from TikTok and now I’m on suicide watch
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Funky Worm @satansbigdong.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Shout out to the woman that blocked me in my parking spot at the grocery store and tried to get me to pay for her hotel for a week.
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Funky Worm @satansbigdong.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I hate shooting reference videos because it shows how fat I am lol
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Funky Worm @satansbigdong.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I figured out my issue I did not click on relative for my clusters in the attribute group I’m a big dummy lol
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Funky Worm @satansbigdong.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I mean imma give it to maya there are a bunch of really interesting and useful tools in it for rigging that blender doesn’t have but some of this shit is not initiative at all like why am I looking at 20 year old forums for a simple double translation fix omfg
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Funky Worm @satansbigdong.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Completely forgoing social norms and just getting into my autistic special interests is very liberating
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Funky Worm @satansbigdong.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
All British food is made for people with no teeth to gum at.
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Funky Worm @satansbigdong.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Insurance is so fucking stupid dude, like even with my parents being in that shit I’m still completely and utterly confused
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Funky Worm @satansbigdong.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
If I get another fucking Georgia election robocall I will throw my phone against a rock
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Funky Worm @satansbigdong.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Ain’t none of my homies ever going up in a helicopter or private jet. It just ain’t happening yall 😔
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Funky Worm @satansbigdong.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
The Dunkin’ American donut is so offensively bad I literally puked. Taste like ass
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Twitter screenshot by s (@big_sam_atari") quoting a tweet by "non aesthetic things" that shows pictures of Pope Leo XIV wearing nikes. comment by s: "Forgive me, Father, for I have dripped."
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Funky Worm @satansbigdong.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
youtu.be/Yi9hHDooAX4?... bangers only in this house
youtu.be
27 Men Killed in Afghanistan - ONN Autistic Reporter
YouTube video by UltraAwesomeBobby
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Related 15th anniversary
Terry Rozier tweet:
Osama shouldve hooped instead of tryna kill ppl cause he tall as hell!
11:10 PM • 2011-05-01
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Funky Worm @satansbigdong.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Supernatural reunion on The Boys????
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Funky Worm @satansbigdong.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
How do I stop myself from being overly sensitive this shit annoying as fuck
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Funky Worm @satansbigdong.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
The mood rn
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Funky Worm @satansbigdong.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Can’t wait for the president to start posting screenshots from 3 guys one hammer 👍 www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
nbcnews.com
Trump posts graphic video of deadly hammer attack, blames Democratic immigration policies
The Department of Homeland Security said the suspect will be deported “regardless of the outcome of this case.”
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Pissed off scientist trying to run over a bug using his car: YOU FUCKER IM NAMING YOU FOR THIS AND IT WONT BE PRETTY
Diabolical ironclad beetle
Insect

The diabolical ironclad beetle (Phloeodes diabolicus) is a flightless insect known for its incredibly tough exoskeleton, allowing it to withstand immense pressure, including being run over by a car.
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Funky Worm @satansbigdong.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
What the fuck, Paris is in Europe???? EWWWWWWWW
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Funky Worm @satansbigdong.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
gangs all here #gen10
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Funky Worm @satansbigdong.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
a.co/d/0alfeGua excuse me!???
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Amazon.com
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Funky Worm @satansbigdong.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Yall I’m trying to train my stupid ass into wearing heels and I do not understand how bitches do this shit
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Christo @mccustard.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Far too many talented artists here. Time to redress the balance. This is called A Woman Surprised By A Wasp.
Cartoon drawing of a woman being surprised by a wasp.
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Funky Worm @satansbigdong.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
I’m being forced to be on camera for meetings and need outfit suggestions/ fun glasses to wear to make them regret this decision lol
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bird face @birdface.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 01/01/2026
Global communism in 2026 I feel it
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
beer mom
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Funky Worm @satansbigdong.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Yall just got Jeff’d
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Funky Worm @satansbigdong.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
I think the act of portraying a fresh out of the womb new born baby as a baby covered in fucking grape jelly is the funniest thing, anyway give me some movies where there’s some babies covered in jelly I’m making a list
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Funky Worm @satansbigdong.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Happy birthday to me and Joe Biden
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