Funky Worm @satansbigdong.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Ty Jeff Beezone for delivering my drain snakes and condoms, amen 🙏 000 0
Funky Worm @satansbigdong.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Game jams are so hard, how do people do them this shit crazy 020 2
Funky Worm @satansbigdong.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Do not smoke a cig in Boston they will stare daggers at you lol 100 1
Funky Worm @satansbigdong.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Everyone in my fam with a corporate job giving me advice: “have you considered destroying your personality and everything that makes you you for a job you fucking worm :) “ 011 1
Funky Worm @satansbigdong.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I’m not even joking when I say I’d rather get paid less to work from home than go into an office. 010 1
Reposted by Funky Worm Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 25/08/2026National Day of Mourning immediately 904576929 4.6K
Funky Worm @satansbigdong.bsky.social · 18/08/2026the idea of gamers review-bombing a game because of “woke purple” is so fucking funny 000 0
Funky Worm @satansbigdong.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Yo shoutout to that one dude at Publix yesterday that ordered a pub sub with a pile of lettuce, onions and oil and then just walked away after they were done making it. 100 1
Funky Worm @satansbigdong.bsky.social · 27/07/2026How do yall stay positive during a job search this shit is making me want to krill myself 100 1
Funky Worm @satansbigdong.bsky.social · 23/07/2026My ass when they mention the sea people in the odysseystatic.klipy.comLeonardo DiCaprio Points: 'Yes, That's It!'ALT: Leonardo DiCaprio Points: 'Yes, That's It!' 100 1
Funky Worm @satansbigdong.bsky.social · 22/07/2026How much for someone to cut out my tonsils, I hate being sick 000 0
Reposted by Funky Worm The Onion @theonion.com · 21/07/2026It Only Tuesday theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-181956… 7162511707 6.3K
Funky Worm @satansbigdong.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Literally this lady did the same to me again but as soon I was like I ain’t got nothing she drove away 100 1
Funky Worm @satansbigdong.bsky.social · 13/07/2026I learned that San Neil died from TikTok and now I’m on suicide watch 000 0
Funky Worm @satansbigdong.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Shout out to the woman that blocked me in my parking spot at the grocery store and tried to get me to pay for her hotel for a week. 000 0
Funky Worm @satansbigdong.bsky.social · 05/07/2026I hate shooting reference videos because it shows how fat I am lol 000 0
Funky Worm @satansbigdong.bsky.social · 28/06/2026I figured out my issue I did not click on relative for my clusters in the attribute group I’m a big dummy lol 100 1
Funky Worm @satansbigdong.bsky.social · 28/06/2026I mean imma give it to maya there are a bunch of really interesting and useful tools in it for rigging that blender doesn’t have but some of this shit is not initiative at all like why am I looking at 20 year old forums for a simple double translation fix omfg 010 1
Funky Worm @satansbigdong.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Completely forgoing social norms and just getting into my autistic special interests is very liberating 021 2
Funky Worm @satansbigdong.bsky.social · 21/06/2026All British food is made for people with no teeth to gum at. 000 0
Funky Worm @satansbigdong.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Insurance is so fucking stupid dude, like even with my parents being in that shit I’m still completely and utterly confused 000 0
Funky Worm @satansbigdong.bsky.social · 15/06/2026If I get another fucking Georgia election robocall I will throw my phone against a rock 010 1
Funky Worm @satansbigdong.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Ain’t none of my homies ever going up in a helicopter or private jet. It just ain’t happening yall 😔 000 0
Funky Worm @satansbigdong.bsky.social · 13/06/2026The Dunkin’ American donut is so offensively bad I literally puked. Taste like ass 010 1
Funky Worm @satansbigdong.bsky.social · 05/05/2026youtu.be/Yi9hHDooAX4?... bangers only in this houseyoutu.be27 Men Killed in Afghanistan - ONN Autistic ReporterYouTube video by UltraAwesomeBobby 000 0
Reposted by Funky Worm Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Related 15th anniversary 203231550 3.2K
Funky Worm @satansbigdong.bsky.social · 16/04/2026How do I stop myself from being overly sensitive this shit annoying as fuck 000 0
Funky Worm @satansbigdong.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Can’t wait for the president to start posting screenshots from 3 guys one hammer 👍 www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...nbcnews.comTrump posts graphic video of deadly hammer attack, blames Democratic immigration policiesThe Department of Homeland Security said the suspect will be deported “regardless of the outcome of this case.” 100 1
Reposted by Funky Worm Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 31/03/2026Pissed off scientist trying to run over a bug using his car: YOU FUCKER IM NAMING YOU FOR THIS AND IT WONT BE PRETTY 181124242 1.1K
Funky Worm @satansbigdong.bsky.social · 21/03/2026What the fuck, Paris is in Europe???? EWWWWWWWW 110 1
Funky Worm @satansbigdong.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Yall I’m trying to train my stupid ass into wearing heels and I do not understand how bitches do this shit 100 1
Reposted by Funky Worm Christo @mccustard.bsky.social · 12/01/2026Far too many talented artists here. Time to redress the balance. This is called A Woman Surprised By A Wasp. 2776091502 6.1K
Funky Worm @satansbigdong.bsky.social · 07/01/2026I’m being forced to be on camera for meetings and need outfit suggestions/ fun glasses to wear to make them regret this decision lol 100 1
Reposted by Funky Worm Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 01/01/2026Global communism in 2026 I feel it 36833118 833
Funky Worm @satansbigdong.bsky.social · 05/12/2025I think the act of portraying a fresh out of the womb new born baby as a baby covered in fucking grape jelly is the funniest thing, anyway give me some movies where there’s some babies covered in jelly I’m making a list 110 1