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Michelle Sassy Mess @sassymichelle.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

@jasonmatheson.bsky.social he needs to be a guest for fast food road trip. Feed Phil. No one feeds Eric.

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Michelle Sassy Mess @sassymichelle.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

@lelewmn.bsky.social Are you going to be working the fair this weekend? I’ll bring you a Witches Brew.

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Michelle Sassy Mess @sassymichelle.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

@jasonmatheson.bsky.social I could see Collin turning red under his tan. How much SHE did he have?

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Michelle Sassy Mess @sassymichelle.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

@jasonmatheson.bsky.social I’m not sure if I should file this under I’m old or where’s the asteroid.

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Hillary Rodham Clinton @hillaryclinton.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

The president is making US policy friendlier to North Korea and Russia than Canada and Oman. Are you kidding me?

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 12/08/2026

Peggy Flanagan: "We need to rip ICE apart and stop from them from terrorizing our communities"

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Peggy Flanagan @peggyflanagan.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

I am truly honored and humbled to be Minnesota’s Democratic nominee for U.S. Senate. Thank you, Minnesota – for everything.

I love you, Minnesota! Miigwech, thank you for everything!

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Michelle Sassy Mess @sassymichelle.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

@jasonmatheson.bsky.social And not to be that person but if you stay at a Disney resort you also don’t have to deal with traffic and other drivers who probably don’t know the area.

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Michelle Sassy Mess @sassymichelle.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

@jasonmatheson.bsky.social @hollydroberts.bsky.social @colleenlindstrom.bsky.social I worked at an inbound call center and someone asked me if we had igloos and polar bears. No, it’s summer and like 90° degrees.

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Michelle Sassy Mess @sassymichelle.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

@jasonmatheson.bsky.social I started Ride or Die. I adore Debbie. I’m only on episode one.

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Michelle Sassy Mess @sassymichelle.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

@leahleww.bsky.social He’s 45. He’s way older than us. Me a 45 almost 46 year old: I feel attacked. I’m sad.

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Michelle Sassy Mess @sassymichelle.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

@jasonmatheson.bsky.social Just pretend to be Tom Holland or Mark Ruffalo, those two are always saying things about MCU movies that they shouldn’t. 😂

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Michelle Sassy Mess @sassymichelle.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

@jasonmatheson.bsky.social here’s my idea for the Ferris wheel. Bring it to the State $10 to ride, $15 to ride with one of hosts, $25 to ride with a host while trying a new state fair food or a favorite. Like a gizmo. Boom.

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Michelle Sassy Mess @sassymichelle.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

@jasonmatheson.bsky.social I’m screaming Valkyries! at home like a crazy person.

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Twins radio broadcaster (and legend) Dan Gladden misses a foul ball in the booth, DBacks analyst Bob Brenly and Twins TV analyst Trevor Plouffe come over to critique him and offer advice

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Michelle Sassy Mess @sassymichelle.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Did I just scream ice cream truck when I heard the music?

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Michelle Sassy Mess @sassymichelle.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

@jasonmatheson.bsky.social I dressed up like SheRa when I was younger. She might be my next 80s tattoo. She’ll join Strawberry Shortcake and Rainbow Brite.

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Michelle Sassy Mess @sassymichelle.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

@hollydroberts.bsky.social @jasonmatheson.bsky.social I used to love going to the movies but people have ruined it. I went to a movie opening day and there was an infant in the theater. Find a babysitter or stay at home. No one wants to hear your crying baby.

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Michelle Sassy Mess @sassymichelle.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

@jasonmatheson.bsky.social My only goal would be for throwing out the first pitch would be to not end up on “the Not top ten” on ESPN. m.youtube.com/watch?v=3XGR...

m.youtube.com

MLB Worst 1st Pitches Ever

YouTube video by Sporting Videos

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Michelle Sassy Mess @sassymichelle.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

@hollydroberts.bsky.social @jasonmatheson.bsky.social My mom likes to watch “Worlds Funniest Weather” and “Comics Unleashed” is heavily advertised. I don’t get it.

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Michelle Sassy Mess @sassymichelle.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

@jasonmatheson.bsky.social Kayla and Jimmy at the AMAs. (It’s getting past my bedtime. I’m only watching for NKOTB. The best boy band ever.)

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Michelle Sassy Mess @sassymichelle.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

@jasonmatheson.bsky.social I am shooketh. You ordered a hot coffee. (I missed the show this morning due to moving.)

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Michelle Sassy Mess @sassymichelle.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

💀💀 I can confirm the ladies are feral during the Quick Change Cam.

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Michelle Sassy Mess @sassymichelle.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

@burgermike.bsky.social I too am traumatized by the refrigerator episode of Punky Brewster. They re-aired before the reboot I was sobbing and I knew she survived.

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Michelle Sassy Mess @sassymichelle.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

@hollydroberts.bsky.social @jasonmatheson.bsky.social Conversations with my friend and I talking about the Twins. Is the team we’re playing that bad or are the Twins good?

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Michelle Sassy Mess @sassymichelle.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

@hollydroberts.bsky.social @jasonmatheson.bsky.social We didn’t bring inflatable furniture but people brought coaches to SonShine. But this was before TikTok. Facebook was still in its infancy.

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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Trump’s speech last night was designed to calm people down. Instead, he recycled a bunch of his truth social greatest hits and sent oil higher and stocks lower.

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Michelle Sassy Mess @sassymichelle.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

@jasonmatheson.bsky.social @hollydroberts.bsky.social Danny loves the red Jessica Simpson shoes. I had second hand embarrassment for Jessica Simpson.

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Michelle Sassy Mess @sassymichelle.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

@hollydroberts.bsky.social @jasonmatheson.bsky.social I’m so glad I’m working at home today. “Cocäinê is back”. I’m laughing so hard I snorted.

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Michelle Sassy Mess @sassymichelle.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

@hollydroberts.bsky.social @jasonmatheson.bsky.social #StephanieHansen I have a fraction of the money Justin does, hire an uber, a taxi cab. Don’t drink and drive.

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Michelle Sassy Mess @sassymichelle.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

@lelewmn.bsky.social @hollydroberts.bsky.social @jasonmatheson.bsky.social I normally don’t fly Southwest but if she was my gate agent I’d be sprinting to Starbucks to get her a gift card. She is a queen.

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Michelle Sassy Mess @sassymichelle.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

@hollydroberts.bsky.social @jasonmatheson.bsky.social @lelewmn.bsky.social Don’t forget the dude in Times Square who was handing out tracks and got into it with his neighbor. Linda put up the fence and when there was issues with the fence she wanted Ruby to replace it. It was bat crap crazy.

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Michelle Sassy Mess @sassymichelle.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

@jasonmatheson.bsky.social @lelewmn.bsky.social Yaaaasssss! The Alabama leprechaun. The accurate artist rendering.

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