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Michael Walsh - Human Person Real @burgermike.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I have so many impossibly talented, successful friends and what I find so interesting is that the one trait they all share is pity for an occasionally charming loser.

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Michael Walsh - Human Person Real @burgermike.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

If the Chicago White Sox win the World Series the Pope should get to ride in the parade in the Popemobile.

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Michael Walsh - Human Person Real @burgermike.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Your email does not find me. I am dodging your email. My hope is it will never find me because if it does it will learn the obvious truth: I am not well.

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Michael Walsh - Human Person Real @burgermike.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Every commercial for The Voice is designed to make me walk into the ocean with a sack of bowling balls tied around my waist.

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Adam Murray @atommurray.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The dark fantasy short film that I wrote, directed, and edited is available to watch now! It’s got big puppets, jokes, slime, animation, practical FX, and ZERO ai slop, if that’s your thing.

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Michael Walsh - Human Person Real @burgermike.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I recently was one of the first media members to see a model Little Mermaid room currently being beta tested at @disneyparks.bsky.social Art of Animation at Walt Disney World. It was so much more interesting than I expected for reasons I didn't expect. At @nerdist.bsky.social I wrote about why.

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Michael Walsh - Human Person Real @burgermike.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Today's the 30th anniversary of Weezer's Pinkerton. Here's my quick ranking of the 10 original tracks with tiers: LAST: Butterfly - - - - 9. Getchoo 8. No Other One ---- 7. Pink Triangle ---- 6. Falling For You 5. El Scorcho ---- 4. Why Bother? 3. Tired of Sex 2. The Good Life 1. Across the Sea

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Michael Walsh - Human Person Real @burgermike.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Once at Six Flags New England I rode the Superman roller coaster 12 times in a single day and got a mild concussion.

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Michael Walsh - Human Person Real @burgermike.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Sometimes The Onion writes one about you personally and you just gotta accept it. Gotta accept you got cooked.

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Michael Walsh - Human Person Real @burgermike.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

The "deal" is truly horrible. It's absolutely nothing. A total capitulation. And even the absolute nothing the AGs got only covers five years.

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Michael Walsh - Human Person Real @burgermike.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

There is no one with actual power willing to do anything to protect us. The rich do what they want, when they want, with total impunity and acquiescence from our representatives.

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Michael Walsh - Human Person Real @burgermike.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

At @nerdist.bsky.social I wrote about why I think "just do The Muppet Show" is only partially correct. A full season is not the best idea, and the variety show format is not the only way they should return to TV. They should return in a whole lot of ways constantly.

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Michael Walsh - Human Person Real @burgermike.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I did a reverse Spider-Man and bit a radioactive spider. The spider is dead and doctors say I'll soon pass from radiation poisoning. So it doesn't really work.

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Michael Walsh - Human Person Real @burgermike.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Last week my family and I were invited tto Walt Disney World for a media event that included being among the first inside Hollywood Studios' new Magic of Disney Animation building. It's pretty clear we're in a golden era of Imagineering right now. nerdist.com/article/magi...

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Is the New Magic of Disney Animation the Best Upgrade In Walt Disney World History?

The new Magic of Disney Animation building at Hollywood Studios might be the greatest upgrade in Walt Disney World's history.

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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

"60 Minutes. More like 60 viewers!"

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Michael Walsh - Human Person Real @burgermike.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

She was just named as the new opener for Ed Sheeran.

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Michael Walsh - Human Person Real @burgermike.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

How does it make sense that a player can intentionally deliver a violent cheap shot to a quarterback, knock him out of the game, and the only penalty is 15 yards? How is that not an instant ejection?

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Michael Walsh - Human Person Real @burgermike.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Do not learn what this debate is about. Trust me. TRUST ME. Your brain will never recover from learning what some fans think Ralph means. It's absurd and you'll want to fight them.

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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I want to ride the everyone mocks Seth Moulton train until the end of the line

An Instagram post from @salemtrash 01970 showing Seth Moulton's office with a Spirit Halloween sign taped on it

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Michael Walsh - Human Person Real @burgermike.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Proud denizen of the great Commonwealth here, reporting in to say Seth Moulton is among the most detestable Mass pols ever. Would be happy to never hear his name or see his face ever again. But he'll be cashing Fox News checks by February.

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I’m in love with Massachusetts

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Michael Walsh - Human Person Real @burgermike.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Please let me know when you've seen Coyote vs. Acme so we can talk about my favorite moment, the one that almost killed my wife from laughter.

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Michael Walsh - Human Person Real @burgermike.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

VERY EXCITED about the movie review I now get to write. Beep beep, baby. Beep beep.

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Michael Walsh - Human Person Real @burgermike.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

A fun thing you can do if you want to constantly be freaked out by strange noises and vague moving shadows in your own home is let your kid keep the helium balloons from his birthday party for way too long. LOTS OF FUN HERE TWO WEEKS LATER

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Michael Walsh - Human Person Real @burgermike.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Wrote about why a relatively small announcement (about a giant broken animatronic) garnered such a huge reaction from Disney World diehards and why they should be excited. #D23

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Michael Walsh - Human Person Real @burgermike.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

:Alys Rivers to me after I spend a single night at Harrenhal: The castle says you gave it nightmares and you have to leave.

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Michael Walsh - Human Person Real @burgermike.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

AI is just going to end up havings the same fate as the Segway.

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Michael Walsh - Human Person Real @burgermike.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I spent #D23 talking to Imagineers about the issues with EPCOT's Imagination Pavilion BEFORE the big Figment/Dreamfinder news, so obviously I have thoughts.

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Michael Walsh - Human Person Real @burgermike.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

This is much fairer and even-keeled than you'd expect, but it does layout why House of the Dragon feels so antagonistic to people who love the story but not the show.

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Michael Walsh - Human Person Real @burgermike.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Are there more flight delays in general lately or am I just on an unlucky streak?

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Michael Walsh - Human Person Real @burgermike.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Smugglers Gambit coming to Fortnite. Connected with Smugglers Run at Galaxy's Edge at both US Disney parks. Starts tomorrow.

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Michael Walsh - Human Person Real @burgermike.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Awwww man, I'm doing it* again. *Thinking about how a major plot point in Joker involves a popular network late night show in the '70s airing camcorder footage of a local New York City open mic night.

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Michael Walsh - Human Person Real @burgermike.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

At @nerdist.bsky.social I reviewed Ted Lasso season four. Critics got the first five episodes. After a brutal premiere things get better. Not great, sometimes not even good, but better.

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Michael Walsh - Human Person Real @burgermike.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

I had an idea so dumb I couldn't do anything until I made it real. This isn't even remotely funny, let alone "good" in any possible way. It's just really, really stupid. I'm sort of sorry.

Paul Atreides with his blue eyes screaming long live the fighters atop a collage of a single image of Mark Wahlberg in The Fighter. It's even dumber than it sounds.

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Michael Walsh - Human Person Real @burgermike.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Green Day stinks and the Foo Fighters are rock for people who drive exclusively in the right lane.

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Michael Walsh - Human Person Real @burgermike.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Subtweet: This is the dumbest show on television.

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Nerdist @nerdist.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Air Bud Returns feels so much like the original movie.

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AIR BUD RETURNS Trailer Made Me Think About How the Real Air Bud Is Dead

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Michael Walsh - Human Person Real @burgermike.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

I don't really care if anyone likes it or not, but I firmly believe House of the Dragon hates its source material and this week's episode was the last time I look forward to anything it does. nerdist.com/article/hous...

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HOUSE OF THE DRAGON Butchered Yet Another Amazing Book Moment

House of the Dragon once again butchered one of the best moments from George R.R. Martin's Fire & Blood: Ser Criston Cole's death.

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Michael Walsh - Human Person Real @burgermike.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Last second prediction for Marvel's Hall H panel: They bring out the "Latverian witches" who unmask same as RDJ did a couple years ago. Most logical guesses for who they are include Berry, Janssen, and Olsen. Then Cumberbatch, Theron, and Di Martino.

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