Sassy McMelons @sassymcmelons.bsky.social · 03/07/2026my heart belongs to me, but my pussy belongs to you. 011
Sassy McMelons @sassymcmelons.bsky.social · 02/07/2026staying with someone you don’t belong with, only gets you really good at playing pretend. 000
Sassy McMelons @sassymcmelons.bsky.social · 07/03/2026I’ve just joined a dating site out of boredom, and also so I can tell even more men that approach me, that I’m not interested. 🙄 011
Sassy McMelons @sassymcmelons.bsky.social · 18/01/2026In 2026, I’m looking to lead a Glamorous Life, just like Sheila E. wanted to back in the day. 021
Reposted by Sassy McMelonsWineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 01/01/2026I’m already tired of this year. 04620
Reposted by Sassy McMelonsWineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 17/01/2026Weekend Bluesky needs more butt stuff. 03913
Reposted by Sassy McMelonsJay @jaydub083.bsky.social · 30/11/2025Up (my favorite direction to shut the fuck). 02311
Reposted by Sassy McMelonsamiigat.bsky.social @amiigat.bsky.social · 29/01/2025Oh, I didn't tell you? It must have been none of your fucking business then. 075
Reposted by Sassy McMelonsStephen King @stephenking.bsky.social · 21/01/2025As best you can, ignore him. 3397860747225
Reposted by Sassy McMelonsMrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 18/01/2025if it wasn’t for tangents I’d have nothing to go off on at all 28126
Reposted by Sassy McMelonsMrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 09/01/2025Keep your fries close and your onion rings closer. 35117
Sassy McMelons @sassymcmelons.bsky.social · 18/12/2024If these walls could talk, they’d tell me to break up with you. 010
Sassy McMelons @sassymcmelons.bsky.social · 14/12/2024“A wounded heart you gave. My soul, you took away. Good intentions, you had many, I know you did.” 021
Reposted by Sassy McMelonslisabug @lisabug.bsky.social · 23/11/2024Morgan Freeman narrated my trip and fall down the stairs. 28631
Sassy McMelons @sassymcmelons.bsky.social · 05/12/2024I still fucking love you. ~ Because, I’m classy 011
Reposted by Sassy McMelonsamiigat.bsky.social @amiigat.bsky.social · 04/12/2024You can trust me. I'm from the Internet. 063
Sassy McMelons @sassymcmelons.bsky.social · 04/12/2024“I might like you better if we slept together.” 011
Sassy McMelons @sassymcmelons.bsky.social · 02/12/2024I’m in love with, love. *whispers, “not really.”* 011
Reposted by Sassy McMelonsamiigat.bsky.social @amiigat.bsky.social · 11/11/2024When you see your old Twitter friends have finally joined Bluesky: 38619
