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Sasquatch

@sasquatchsightings.bsky.social
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He/him, 🏳️‍🌈🦀, DC native

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Sasquatch @sasquatchsightings.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Posts written by the ghost of Dr. Kellogg;
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Sasquatch @sasquatchsightings.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I’ve been feeling that ever since her bit of “getting phones out of schools is bad, actually. Kids SHOULD be on screens. One admin agreed with me (ignoring the hundreds of teachers who don’t.) I’m doing an ‘unpaid’ ad for kid-targeted phones. It says it’s a paid ad, but it isn’t! Also I need money!”
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Sasquatch @sasquatchsightings.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If the Vatican explodes and there’s a hole in the sky, I know who I’m blaming
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Hit Punch
ALT: Hit Punch
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Sasquatch @sasquatchsightings.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Person who has never experienced Japanese media and how they title TV episodes and movies:
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What a Vegetable, huh?

Wednesday, it's lemon
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Lindsay Ellis @lindsayellis.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
youtu.be/uJuKN0chAZk?...
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Yes, Dolly was Actually That Great
YouTube video by Lindsay Ellis
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Sasquatch @sasquatchsightings.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I just need it to happen already.
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CocoEagle @cocoeagle.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I cannot express this any better.... the frustration is real
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Sasquatch @sasquatchsightings.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Yeah, I don’t normally use “filter by date,” but I know nothing from 2023 is gonna be AI poisoned. If it fucks something up, that’s all the work human hands with a normal number of fingers, the way Andraste intended.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/08/2026
if they're drinking nounwine it's fantasy. if they're snorting a verb it's sci fi
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Sasquatch @sasquatchsightings.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I mean…that’s a lot of Greek heroes, tbh.
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Sasquatch @sasquatchsightings.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
And they were roommates!
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Sasquatch @sasquatchsightings.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I see the vision. This cat is absolutely about to tell me the wards are working.
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🌻spicy lil gremlin🌻姫ぴょんぴょん @bunnyshapes.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
It's time
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
out: death of the author in: death of the industry
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
ign online shows news article with the title "Mario prays for america" with the description "Your favorite Nintendo characters come together to mourn for our nation."
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Caitie @ghildirthalen.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
🔎 DEMO TIMEEE!
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Sasquatch @sasquatchsightings.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
The Etsy witches decided to send in someone to get up close and personal.
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Sasquatch @sasquatchsightings.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Then explain THIS!
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Sasquatch @sasquatchsightings.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Twitter craves a @sodomymcscurvylegs.bsky.social
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Matthew Krol @matthewkrol.nebula.tv · 11/05/2026
You're not gonna cuss with Slippy, you cussing cuss!!
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Nintendo’s “New” Star Fox, $80 GTA6 says BoA & Mixtape is a Masterpiece | Games For Breakfast
YouTube video by Extra Credits
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Sasquatch @sasquatchsightings.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
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Sasquatch @sasquatchsightings.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I can’t even joke about “reusing the Deadpool hands joke,” because that movie wasn’t out yet. It’s just dumb purely on its own merit.
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Sasquatch @sasquatchsightings.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
My favorite plot point in that comic is that a mage can “accidentally heal you too hard and partially regrow limbs.” Like…what?
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
we all know this classic way
cover of POUNDED BY THE ACHES AND PAINS I GET AFTER DOING A SIMPLE PHYSICAL TASK THAT I WOULDNT EVEN THINK TWICE ABOUT DOING WHEN I WAS YOUNGER featuring shirtless man at a bbq rubbing his back there is a sentient anatomical diagram next to him lookin like 'oh dang sorry about that bud'
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Sasquatch @sasquatchsightings.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I can’t believe I missed the stream where there was an attempted murder
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Sasquatch @sasquatchsightings.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I’m replaying DA2 and I keep running into mods I either forgot to add or forgot that I added. I looted Dorian’s robes that get better with level ups, forgot about that one and was pleasantly surprised, but was jumpscared when Leandra said she needs to find a wife for Garret Hawke and not a husband.
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Sasquatch @sasquatchsightings.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Sometimes she reminds me of Contrapoints in that she can frequently say correct things, and she built her career on getting insider knowledge of the most miserable parts of the internet, but she doesn’t recognize how that’s affected her thinking and perspective compared to people who go outside.
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
A tribute to the suburban surrealist version of Heathcliff by Peter Gallagher. Heathcliff, an orange cartoon cat, is standing on a neighborhood sidewalk with three generic compatriot cats and a frog. All of the assembled are wearing helmets in various colors. Each helmet has one word written on it and read together they say ‘Maybe it will happen today’. Sitting in a tree above the sidewalk are two yellow birds one of whom is speaking the caption of the comic which is ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
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Sasquatch @sasquatchsightings.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Were you there for the Gaia Online economic crash?
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Sasquatch @sasquatchsightings.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Isn’t there a term that originated with the two of them for a couple with the same mind? I choose to interpret that as “for years, Penelope longed to plow that well-toned ass like a barley field or ride him like Pegasus, and Odysseus likewise felt the same. Fortunately, Patroclus likes to share.”
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Sasquatch @sasquatchsightings.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
The 2000s Made Me Gay if you want a breezy piece of nonfiction.
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Ajediday @ajediday.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Tuesday
Orange tabby cat with a stern expression in a cozy living room.

Transcribed Text:

Me, waiting for my turn to speak, but the topic's already changed.
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LegalEagle @legaleagle.tv · 21/04/2026
It's official, I'm the "Internet's FAVORITE lawyer" (emphasis mine). Can't be argued. It's just science. www.wired.com/story/the-bi...
wired.com
The Internet’s Favorite Lawyer Says We’re Living Through ‘Multiple Watergates per Week’
Devin Stone turned punchy legal explainers into a YouTube empire. Now he’s warning that the sheer volume of Trump administration scandals is distorting reality itself.
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Sasquatch @sasquatchsightings.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
I feel like Ben Star would make for a great addition. I imagine he’d get along swimmingly with Lesbian Who Runs McDonalds Like The Navy
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Sasquatch @sasquatchsightings.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
This feels like Thedas TMZ or Entertainment magazine
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Caitie @ghildirthalen.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
ANOTHER
The cover of ‘Hard in Hightown’ in tomodachi life
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Sasquatch @sasquatchsightings.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Anyone else remember how NFTs randomly had a huge push from celebrities who swore up and down that it was “the next big thing,” and then after the check cleared they never said a word about them again? Not sure why I just recalled that.
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GoOoOoOoOose @phatcussy.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
that's alright gay Obama thanks for calling back
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Sasquatch @sasquatchsightings.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Your plants are gay?? Good for them, good for them.
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Sasquatch @sasquatchsightings.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Pro tip I learned from my time working at Starbucks with incredibly terrible app support: take screenshots of any bar code or ID number as soon as you can and save the image as a favorite. Then if you lose service or the app refreshes or needs an update, you can still pull up the info.
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Sasquatch @sasquatchsightings.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Wait…I could totally lose a few pounds doing this while doing Pokopia
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dylan @didge.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Project Male Hairy
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Sasquatch @sasquatchsightings.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Dragon Age 2? Ninja Gaiden 2? Final Fantasy 9? I’ve never seen so many correct opinions.
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Sasquatch @sasquatchsightings.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Just added 5 hours
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Sasquatch @sasquatchsightings.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Also, a lot of them kept talking about “the gay mage who won’t shut up about being ~born this way~ [because Lady Gaga was topical] before he hits on you for the hundredth time.” I’ve done a Fenris romance. Pretty sure Anders only flirts when you flirt back. You control the buttons you press, buddy
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Sasquatch @sasquatchsightings.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
I recall looking up YT reviews from the time when I was finishing Act 1 for the first time because a friend told me people hated it due to DA2 being much smaller and was rushed. While true, almost every “review” also called Aveline some words that might get me banned here. Absolutely RANCID vibes!
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Sasquatch @sasquatchsightings.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
It’s not “of fucking course?????”
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Michael Burns @michaelburns.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
this might seem like negative content but it's really just about how we need to all work to build crews and posses and community so that we can change the world and build cool shit together
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Sasquatch @sasquatchsightings.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Bet all these “alto clefts” can’t even tell you what is a treble.
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