iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

dylan @didge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

initial consult booked for this week!! i was expecting a much longer wait, so now i have to work hard on not going into a holding pattern just because i have A Thing coming up soon.

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dylan @didge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

i think the incorrect way that many americans pronounce "emu" is actually very charming and i choose to accept it

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dylan @didge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

submitted the scary contact query to the cptsd clinic please clap

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dylan @didge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

synth folk band named Temple Grandin Hug Machine

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dylan @didge.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

the RV scene in RESIDENT EVIL (2026) was some of the fuckedest horror I've seen in a good long while and I am THRILLED.

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dylan @didge.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Executive function is absolutely nil today. My mind and body crave rest, but my space is too messy for me to rest in. I either need to be bullied into tidying my home or I need treatment and grace, but I'm pretty sure it's the former.

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dylan @didge.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

David Crisafulli is going to have Isabelle arrested for hate speech 😔

A screenshot from Animal Crossing New Horizons, where the character Isabelle is saying "Decorate the entire island, head to toe... or stream to sea!"

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Keith Gow @keithgow.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Tip: there's no advertising when you download torrents of Disney shows!

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dylan @didge.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

TIL that James Blunt's real name is James Blount

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dylan @didge.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I love telling ad surveys that I've never heard of things like "McDonalds" or "eBay"

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dylan @didge.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I'd love to see government subsidised fitness centres specifically for young people. Partly because I care about the health and vitality of future generations, but mostly to keep 16 year olds from crowding real gyms on the weekends.

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dylan @didge.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

i think it should be legal to tell politicians to **** **********.

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dylan @didge.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Britbox doesn't have a single documentary or travel programme about trains and yet i'm expected to believe that Britain isn't crumbling before our very eyes. we need to get out of the commonwealth NOW

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dylan @didge.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

we're losing a lot of icons lately, but celine dion is singing again

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Bara @bara.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Looking forward to returning to work tomorrow #LookAtMyDoodle

A post-it drawing of the account holder — white, bearded and 50 — yeeting himself down a staircase like Lois in Family Guy

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dylan @didge.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Went on a very ill-advised hike with pre-existing gym soreness but it was very pretty

a very distant view of Brisbane City as seen from a lookout, framed by lush green trees in the foreground

white boy with a moustache taking a 0.5 selfie in the bush looking like a chubby little animal crossing character

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Bara @bara.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Weekends are good actually. Tell your friends

The account holder — white, bearded, bespectacled and 50 — standing in front of trees amid dappled sunlight

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dylan @didge.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

first good gym pump after being sick for two weeks, please clap

white boy with a moustache in a green muscle tank, standing autistically and sweatily in the gym bathroom

white boy with a moustache and no shirt flexes autistically in the gym bathroom

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dylan @didge.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

we weren't even the only gay couple hanging out on the pier // @bara.bsky.social

white boy with a big beard and white boy with a moustache standing on a pier in a 0.5 selfie

a view down the length of a pier, from a sheltered pavilion halfway along, looking at the shore

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dylan @didge.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Lots to enjoy about THE END OF OAK STREET (2026). Especially the many bad parts! A lot of it tickled me the same way Disclosure Day did (by being really stupid).

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dylan @didge.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

remember the part in The Substance where the screen was filled with a man's big hairy ass? nice.

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dylan @didge.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

saw a sad reel about a stray dog being rescued and groomed, and the narrator/rescuer was so floored at the transformation he described the before shot as looking like "a Muppet, straight out of Muppet Street," and i love his outlandish vision of some sort of street where a lot of Muppets might live

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dylan @didge.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

finally at the stage of being sick where I'm dislodging extremely cursed chunks of solid green gunk big enough to clear my airways. shit looks like a dalek outside of its casing.

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dylan @didge.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Chantymaxxing and Belugapilled

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dylan @didge.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I have switched to email for organising D&D sessions, because the IG group chat was full of fecklessness and shitposting. Immediate improvement on response times from some of my players. No improvement from others, but at least I don't have to see reels from them while they're not replying.

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dylan @didge.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

going to a lesbian birthday crafternoon and that calls for a nonbinary bear trade dress code

white boy with a moustache looks nonchalant in a pink shirt and short dungarees with a pattern made up of black swirls, pastel backing, and pictures of pokemon

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dylan @didge.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Dolly Parton never did anything wrong except die on a day where my boyfriend was already sad

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Bara @bara.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

A bit of pointillism tonight #LookAtMyDoodle

A drawing on a post-it of a young moustachioed man made up of many, many colourful dots

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dylan @didge.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I forgot to take pictures at Thick & Juicy on Saturday, and I am sad about it. But! I am making up for it by showing off the Big Boy crop top that @ohheydj.bsky.social brought for me in his luggage!!

White boy with a moustache in black shorts, shoes, and socks, as well as a neon pink mesh crop top that reads BIG BOY SOCIAL CLUB EST. 2024. A tiny sliver of tummy is visible.

White boy with a moustache in black shorts, shoes, and socks, as well as a neon pink mesh crop top that reads BIG BOY SOCIAL CLUB EST. 2024. He is hitting a cheeky double bicep pose, so a round tummy is visible.

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dylan @didge.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

arm time as party prep for tonite

white boy with a moustache flexes one bicep in black and white

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Bara @bara.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Messing about with colours #LookAtMyDoodle

A drawing on a post-it of a solid bloke with a beard and good eyebrows

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Mardukian @mardukian.com · 22/08/2026

I’m procrastinating via illustration so here’s my new honey mascot, after my polar bear illustration I was like I need to draw a sexy honey bear

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dylan @didge.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

CALLED IT. MUSTY CHOCOLATE BITCH.

a screenshot of a post by the horrid french chocolate man amaury guichon, shilling for Harry Potter by building a character from the books out of chocolate.

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dylan @didge.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I assume Katherine Hahn is going to be intentionally taking mean cunty witch roles for the rest of her life so that lesbians will buy her several houses

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dylan @didge.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

every motherfucker who has spent years shitting on Disney's live-action remakes suddenly REAL quiet about Katherine Hahn as Gothel in Tangled (it's me, I'm motherfucker)

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dylan @didge.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

I was already sad about Hayden Panettiere's death, and then I read about her life. How the fuck are we still putting child actors through the full Judy Garland gauntlet? My god.

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Bara @bara.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

In honour of the many rugby lads inundating my hometown for the Bingham Cup #LookAtMyDoodle

A drawing on a post-it of a husky rugby lad mistakenly passing a bin chicken instead of a football

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dylan @didge.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Everyone stop what you're fucking doing and look at the lovely garments that @bara.bsky.social made us for a friend's wedding party last night!! The talent, the homosexual audacity!!

White boy with a big beard poses in a long kimono made of a pink floral applique, standing next to white boy with a moustache who is wearing a shorter poncho with multicolour floral embroidery.

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Bara @bara.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Silly little life update #LookAtMyDoodle

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dylan @didge.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

i can't believe we hit the goal already!!

white boy with a moustache hits a single bicep pose in a muscle tank

white boy with a moustache hits a double bicep pose in a muscle tank

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dylan @didge.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

1 like and i'll upload a post-gym pit check

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Bara @bara.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

The Doodle Muse did not strike today, so I made something silly instead

A blue post-it showing the face of a person wearing spectacles. Around the face are caption:
You can non-pervert spectacles / Slightly magnifies reality / No camera / Use them to read a book or look at art and nature / look at a loved one more clearly / Be hotter

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dan @dnbtt.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

having a dumptruck ass and a silky throat is a trauma response

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dylan @didge.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Can't wait for thousands of subscribers to binge watch the silly little shorts and then suddenly be crushed to death under the staggering weight of It's Such a Beautiful Day.

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dylan @didge.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

for every pair of Meta glasses sold, a handgun should be donated to a woman in the same suburb.

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