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Sasha Distan

@sashadistan.bsky.social
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they/them, enby🏳️‍⚧️, 38 🐺 Writer, heathen, maker of things. Certified Good With Knives. sashadistan.carrd.co

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Sasha Distan @sashadistan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Can I pet it? Please.
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SaraAAAGHH A GHOST!!! Ford 🐍🎨👻 @angeloslh.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A NEW FIGHTER HAS ENTERED THE ARENA
independent.co.uk
Gang of eight sperm whales sink yacht after ramming boat in South Pacific
Crew described terrifying encounter as they were woken up by “loud thud” as the 52ft vessel was struck
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Sasha Distan @sashadistan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Literally any film with a teacher in
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Andy Clark of the living dead @andycruns.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I do not want it in my words I do not want it faking birds I do not like it in my mail It really is beyond the pale I do not want it stealing art I not want it whole, or part I do not want your AI spam I hate it, hate it, Sam Altman
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ConFuzzled @confuzzled.org.uk · 02/10/2026
New roles if you'd like to join the ConFuzzled team! ➡️ Transport Ops - Shuttle Co-ordinator (Crew) ➡️ Production Services - Deputy Head (Staff) ➡️ Events - Deputy Head (Staff) Head to buff.ly/oCZoHSf to read more and apply for these, and all our open roles.
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Sasha Distan @sashadistan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I am a simple man
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Squall Leonhatt
Alt: Squall Leonhart from Final Fantasy 8, with his signature gunblade, cool facial scar, pretty boy anime hair and white fur trimmed leather jacket.
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Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
But I don't know anything about tapes or digitisation or anything like that. I don't even know how I would play this. I don't even know if it's still in good enough condition to play. So my question is... How? How do I take these two tapes, this two part performance, and make the choir live again?
Scotch magnetic tape 175An open box of scotch polyester tapes, showing the reel inside
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Sasha Distan @sashadistan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Dashi understands Sundays
Dashi the lurcher snuggled up in a kind size bed with blue bedding
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Sasha Distan @sashadistan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
...Fucka
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Sasha Distan @sashadistan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I emerge from the husk of the work week wondering what I did with my life since Sunday night...
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DJ WOOZIE 🔜 CAROLINA FURFARE @djwoozie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You can apologize but that alone is not reverting it back to how it was before.
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Sasha Distan @sashadistan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Yup, that tracks
A selection of canid species with African Wild Dog circled in red. The tag reads: Never eats alone, always shares
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Sasha Distan @sashadistan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I could not be more delighted with how these two came out looking! I am all giggles.
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macaroni | comms open!! @artbymacaronii.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
these lovelies done for @sashadistan.bsky.social some of the most unique designs ive seen! thank you so much for commissioning me <3 #horse #art #oc #equine #ych #commission #digitalart #horseart #fantasy
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Jamie Smart @jamiesmart.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
They seem to think everyone’s used Chat GPT or similar but I’ve never used it, and I think a lot of other people feel the same.
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Sasha Distan @sashadistan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Thinkmeat
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Sasha Distan @sashadistan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It's at moments like these where you look at your own hand and go... Oh yeah, that weird hereditary condition I have which never seems to impact me does have physical evidence 😅
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Kageyama Satsuki @kagesatsuki.com · 11/09/2026
Not entirely sure why this made me laugh. Oh the poor T-rex suffering such indignity~
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Sasha Distan @sashadistan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
#FursuitFriday and we're the boys in the band featuring @jackfuzball.bsky.social on drums @crikeycroc.bsky.social on keys @cosmyd.bsky.social on guitar
A blue sabertooth tiger, a green crocodile, an African Hunting Dog wearing plaid and a brown and white deer, do their best to destroy a musical gig
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Sasha Distan @sashadistan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I have an axe and I'm here to cause trouble
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Sasha Distan @sashadistan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Wake up guys, who needs a new crack ship?
The red and white sign for Home Bargains which proclaims Top brands, Bottom prices
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Sasha Distan @sashadistan.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
No. It could not happen to me, because I do not press the big button marked "let the computer do your thinking for you, by the way it's all theft and destroys the planet". Simple.
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Sasha Distan @sashadistan.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
You know when someone makes something that I just EVERYTHING you could have ever imagined and more? This is that.
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Sasha Distan @sashadistan.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Oh no I have a NEW favourite Ghost song now.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Happy Rice Truck Day to all who observe
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Sasha Distan @sashadistan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Probably a jackdaw... Or maybe a stoat if we are counting Very Rare Around Here
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Sasha Distan @sashadistan.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
More whimsee needed, because whimsee is a delight whimsee.co.uk
whimsee.co.uk
Whimsee · see the whimsy
Wander for wonder. Hide little sparks of hope for strangers to find. No feed, no noise, just a reason to wander. Now on Android and iPhone.
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Ook @ook.monster · 29/08/2026
yk that app i made? whimsee? it has so much joy in it atm, there's a lot of glimmers and spots out there - but theyre clustered! i wont show a more zoomed in map bc that defeats the object, but see those blank spots? we're missing shared joy there.
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Sasha Distan @sashadistan.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I literally do not have the capacity to understand how anyone has the time/money/patience/desire to be in a shared space, enough to see the THE SAME FILM more than once in a place where you have to pay for it. Comfort watch movies are for home, the sofa, the dog, and the ability to sit in your PJs
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Sasha Distan @sashadistan.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Man fails to discover new bird whilst on a boat. His friend helps and hinders by turns.
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Ook @ook.monster · 28/08/2026
psst i made an app, its called whimsee, its on iphone and android, you can go outside and leave little glimmers of joy for other people with it, i recommend you do
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Letterboxd @letterboxd.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry (1946-2026)
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Sasha Distan @sashadistan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Find out who you are, and do it on purpose #DollyParton
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Jamie Smart @jamiesmart.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The reason losing Dolly Parton hits so hard is that now more than ever we need more good people with power. And she was extraordinarily good with it.
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Bearpaw Onikuma @bearpaw4242.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
R.I.P Dolly a real loss to all.
News clip saying Dolly Parton has passed away aged 80
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Sasha Distan @sashadistan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Make a band bigger: Fall Out Men
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Sasha Distan @sashadistan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Flat sun time
Dashi the lurcher lying in the sun
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Sasha Distan @sashadistan.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Slorp slorp
Dashi the lurcher drinking from a large water trough
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Sasha Distan @sashadistan.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I have a favourite Ghost song now
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 20/08/2026
Mid Century Modern tableware and where I think it would stand on trans issues, a thread
A Mid Century Modern ad for tableware, quirky hanging laps, weird wood paneled kitchen bar, oh yeah it's MCM as hell up in here (kinda love it)
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Sasha Distan @sashadistan.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
My neighbour owns this pattern and you know what? That tracks.
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Sasha Distan @sashadistan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
IT'S RAINING 🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️ REAL RAIN
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Sasha Distan @sashadistan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Pulsar is my player of choice. It's free, it's light, it works great on mobile. We use Audacious on desktop though I will admit I don't like their interface as much. We use Jellyfin dot the home server. In this house, we have always managed our own music collections and kept our own files.
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Sasha Distan @sashadistan.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Peglin But... Who is looking after my house and my family and my dog during this year in a game?
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Sasha Distan @sashadistan.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
THIS YES AS LOUDLY AS POSSIBLE
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Sasha Distan @sashadistan.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Nom nom nom nom
Dashi the lurcher licking a dog ice cream from a blue pot. His tongue is very pink.
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Sasha Distan @sashadistan.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Cheer up sleepy bee 🐝
A pollen dusted sleepy bumblebee on a green hollyhock seed head.
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Noha Kitsune @nohakitsune.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
MY LFM Summer Party Main photos are out (have bene for ages but I am bad at social media) www.flickr.com/photos/11564...
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Sasha Distan @sashadistan.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
We're enjoying the garden before the sun gets out properly from behind our neighbours MASSIVE oak tree (it's a protected ancient tree and we love it)
Dashi the lurcher lying in the grassThe sun just beginning to shine through the gaps in what is clearly an enormous tree 2 gardens over.
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Sasha Distan @sashadistan.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
My spouse just presented me with this. I married well.
A large bowl of freshly prepared watermelon
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