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Sarshall Mcott @sarshallmcott.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

MARSHALL SCOTT IS AND ALWAYS HAS BEEN A MENACE. I told him he was wearing himself thin and told him to go home. MARSHALL then wants to blame ME for the BILL he READ and APPROVED!!!!!!!!! There is no way I'm getting stuck with it. It has his name ALL OVER IT!!!!!!!!!

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Sarshall Mcott @sarshallmcott.bsky.social · 02/06/2025

I went to space in 1971. It was alright, but they didn't have @tacobell.bsky.social

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Sarshall Mcott @sarshallmcott.bsky.social · 02/06/2025

Brb going to Panera for death lemonade.

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Sarshall Mcott @sarshallmcott.bsky.social · 01/06/2025

Finishing up my audition tape for Wild and Crazy Kids.

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Sarshall Mcott @sarshallmcott.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

The hair dresser said she wouldn't give me frosted tips because my hair is white. She said it wouldn't work. How am I ever going to get in the boy band now?!

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Sarshall Mcott @sarshallmcott.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

I have it on GOOD authority from many, MANY LEGITIMATE sources that @marshallscott.bsky.social has SIGMA OHIO RIZZ.

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Sarshall Mcott @sarshallmcott.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

In case you were wondering, I disconnected BlueSky briefly. @marshallscott.bsky.social was about to skeet all over the place and I just couldn't stand for that. I had to do the hard thing to protect all of you. #begrateful

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Sarshall Mcott @sarshallmcott.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

Marshall has been silent for almost a week now. Hope his couch swallowed him whole like the Sarlacc Pit.

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Sarshall Mcott @sarshallmcott.bsky.social · 04/01/2025

My peens hertz. I've been jorkin it to Thunder in Paradise all day.

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Sarshall Mcott @sarshallmcott.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

Have the sugar daddies or the crypto investor bots made it over here yet? I could use help making a website too.

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Sarshall Mcott @sarshallmcott.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

Jorking it at the Huddle House until I MAGA

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Sarshall Mcott @sarshallmcott.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

I'm assembling presents and @marshallscott.bsky.social won't stop making the, "slot A into slot B/that's what she said" joke. It's been going on for like 2 hours now and I'm building a bike. THERE'S NO SLOTS MARSHALL.

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Sarshall Mcott @sarshallmcott.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

I have spent the last week eating raw red meat and smoking cigars. I have heart disease now like a true alpha.

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Sarshall Mcott @sarshallmcott.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

How's everyone's 5G holding up since their COVID vaccine chip from Bill Gates? Mine has been spotty. I'm probably due for a booster.

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Sarshall Mcott @sarshallmcott.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

I have never reskeeted you and I never will.

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Sarshall Mcott @sarshallmcott.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

Korean expert here: I can do all of the dances that BTS does.

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Sarshall Mcott @sarshallmcott.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

Remember that time @marshallscott.bsky.social got blocked on the demon site by the coach on The Voice, serial cameo movie star, and singer of limp pop rock group Adam Levine? He was just proving he wrote his own songs.

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Sarshall Mcott @sarshallmcott.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

Currently melting Snicker bars in the microwave to leave scattered around Marshall's house.

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Sarshall Mcott @sarshallmcott.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

This menace must be stopped at all cost.

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Sarshall Mcott @sarshallmcott.bsky.social · 12/11/2024

Tariffs? Yeah I don't know what that is but I do know you can tariff deez nuts.

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jonk @jonk.bsky.social · 19/09/2023

Retweet to scare Marshall scott

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Sarshall Mcott @sarshallmcott.bsky.social · 13/09/2023

Does anyone know where I can find a hammock that holds a 7'8" person? It's too nice out and I want to be a swinging.

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Sarshall Mcott @sarshallmcott.bsky.social · 07/09/2023

The BlueSky app logged me out for an undetermined amount of time. What did I miss? Is @marshallscott.bsky.social still a menace?

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Sarshall Mcott @sarshallmcott.bsky.social · 18/08/2023

I got a few X/Twitter invite codes if anybody wants one.

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Sarshall Mcott @sarshallmcott.bsky.social · 24/07/2023

X gonna bring it to you. You being BlueSky.

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Sarshall Mcott @sarshallmcott.bsky.social · 01/07/2023

It's just what we want you to think.

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Sarshall Mcott @sarshallmcott.bsky.social · 22/06/2023

Thinking about skeeting later. Who's with me?

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Sarshall Mcott @sarshallmcott.bsky.social · 31/05/2023

Hey Bluesky, can I get like 4 invite codes?

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Sarshall Mcott @sarshallmcott.bsky.social · 24/05/2023

Come on BlueSky, give me an invite code. I want to rescue my friends from Twitter. It would be more fun here with them!

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Sarshall Mcott @sarshallmcott.bsky.social · 17/05/2023

So are there bots on here yet? Looking for a graphic designer. I would love this on a Tshirt. I'm thinking about buying crypto. I need a part time job.

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Sarshall Mcott @sarshallmcott.bsky.social · 17/05/2023

Hey @jimmyfallon.bsky.social, First of all welcome. Bluesky is great. Enjoy skeeting with the rest of us. While you're here. PAY FOR FLIPPING WRITERS YOU NO COMEDIC HACK. YOU NEED WRITERS MORE THAN ANYONE ON LATE NIGHT. YOU HAVE THE MONEY YA SELFISH B@STERED.

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Sarshall Mcott @sarshallmcott.bsky.social · 11/05/2023

So what do we call our post here? Bluers? Skyers? I'm not hip and want to be.

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Sarshall Mcott @sarshallmcott.bsky.social · 11/05/2023

Today is a good day for @marshallscott.bsky.social to delete his Bluesky account.

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