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Sarshall Mcott @sarshallmcott.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

You got it. It's a pretty big hole too so it should be roomy.

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Sarshall Mcott @sarshallmcott.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

Because you did this I get top bunk the rest of this week.

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Sarshall Mcott @sarshallmcott.bsky.social · 07/06/2025

Those space nerds didn't think it all the way through did they?

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Sarshall Mcott @sarshallmcott.bsky.social · 07/06/2025

They're playing chess while we're playing pong with our dongs.

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Sarshall Mcott @sarshallmcott.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

Man children that were not loved by their parents.

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Sarshall Mcott @sarshallmcott.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

MARSHALL SCOTT IS AND ALWAYS HAS BEEN A MENACE. I told him he was wearing himself thin and told him to go home. MARSHALL then wants to blame ME for the BILL he READ and APPROVED!!!!!!!!! There is no way I'm getting stuck with it. It has his name ALL OVER IT!!!!!!!!!

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Sarshall Mcott @sarshallmcott.bsky.social · 02/06/2025

I went to space in 1971. It was alright, but they didn't have @tacobell.bsky.social

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Sarshall Mcott @sarshallmcott.bsky.social · 02/06/2025

Brb going to Panera for death lemonade.

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Sarshall Mcott @sarshallmcott.bsky.social · 01/06/2025

Finishing up my audition tape for Wild and Crazy Kids.

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Sarshall Mcott @sarshallmcott.bsky.social · 15/05/2025

Did your boss get the Edible Arrangements I sent them?

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Sarshall Mcott @sarshallmcott.bsky.social · 15/05/2025

I will snap a video the next time he does this. Should be in like 2 hours.

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Sarshall Mcott @sarshallmcott.bsky.social · 15/05/2025

I vote for shovel. I ALWAYS vote for shovel.

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Sarshall Mcott @sarshallmcott.bsky.social · 15/05/2025

The world doesn't deserve for you to have this level of power.

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Sarshall Mcott @sarshallmcott.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

The hair dresser said she wouldn't give me frosted tips because my hair is white. She said it wouldn't work. How am I ever going to get in the boy band now?!

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Sarshall Mcott @sarshallmcott.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

I have it on GOOD authority from many, MANY LEGITIMATE sources that @marshallscott.bsky.social has SIGMA OHIO RIZZ.

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Sarshall Mcott @sarshallmcott.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

In case you were wondering, I disconnected BlueSky briefly. @marshallscott.bsky.social was about to skeet all over the place and I just couldn't stand for that. I had to do the hard thing to protect all of you. #begrateful

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Sarshall Mcott @sarshallmcott.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

Marshall has been silent for almost a week now. Hope his couch swallowed him whole like the Sarlacc Pit.

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Sarshall Mcott @sarshallmcott.bsky.social · 04/01/2025

My peens hertz. I've been jorkin it to Thunder in Paradise all day.

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Sarshall Mcott @sarshallmcott.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

I know the place for you then. Down route 42 about 4 miles out of town. That's where Dylan's bar is. He's a dildo and pure evil.

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Sarshall Mcott @sarshallmcott.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

I can put together a bar of gravel and road tar for you.

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Sarshall Mcott @sarshallmcott.bsky.social · 02/01/2025

That is one handsome sob if I say so myself

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Sarshall Mcott @sarshallmcott.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

Have the sugar daddies or the crypto investor bots made it over here yet? I could use help making a website too.

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Sarshall Mcott @sarshallmcott.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

Jorking it at the Huddle House until I MAGA

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Sarshall Mcott @sarshallmcott.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

I'm surprised she lasted this long.

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Sarshall Mcott @sarshallmcott.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

I'm assembling presents and @marshallscott.bsky.social won't stop making the, "slot A into slot B/that's what she said" joke. It's been going on for like 2 hours now and I'm building a bike. THERE'S NO SLOTS MARSHALL.

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Sarshall Mcott @sarshallmcott.bsky.social · 23/12/2024