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SarMye

@sarmye.bsky.social
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Northshore Louisiana teensy blue dot. Love my husband, my cats, my kids in that order. Musician and employee and all. I go to church and I have a potty mouth. Let's drink wine.

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SarMye @sarmye.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
My husband and I were talking about tent camping as a solo woman. “I don’t have a way to lock a tent,” I said. “Yeah and bears could get in,” he said. “It’s not bears that are scary,” I said. Literally.
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SarMye @sarmye.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
even @flavorflav.bsky.social loving this moment for Queen Taylor...
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Lee in Vancouver 🇨🇦 @leechamberland.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
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Jack Hopkins-The Original @therealjackhopkins.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
A 2075 View of the Citizens Who Stood Up and Held the Republic Together Fifty Years Ago www.jackhopkinsnow.com
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They Didn’t Bow: A 2075 View of the Citizens Who Stood Up and Held the Republic Together Fifty Years Ago
The Jack Hopkins Now Newsletter #329
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Good morning
A rabbit thinking outside an IHOP: "That's a stupid sign. You don't hop. You've never hopped. Lying little restaurant with you bullshit sign. Fuck you."
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SarMye @sarmye.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
I got into a car wreck yesterday. It wasn’t my fault, the other guy backed right out of his driveway in front of me super fast and I just couldn’t stop in time. He was a super nice man. He also was certain this was my fault and when the policeman informed him otherwise he was not happy.
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Mary Lou Fraser Gargas @loulou712203.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
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💉Josh Rubin, MD @drsandman11.medsky.social · 07/05/2025
I don’t mean to alarm anyone, but the orcas now have two F/A-18 Hornets
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SarMye @sarmye.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Mostly I think my husband is great but when I take a bath or shower and only then realized he decided the towel was dirty and didn’t put a clean one in the bathroom so I dripping naked have to go walk to the linen closet I do think he deserves hanging.
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SarMye @sarmye.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Sometimes when I’m eating g potato chips I literally lean my head back like a muppet to allow even more chips to be in my mouth at one time. I am a monster.
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SarMye @sarmye.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
My husband just asked if I wanna go fishing. There is only ever one answer to that question!
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SarMye @sarmye.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
I kind of just realized that when I tell my husband I had “a very busy day” I really mean I worked more than about an hour and a half that day.
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SarMye @sarmye.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
I almost never use WhatsApp but I just got added to some random group and I want to accept in case there are military secrets being discussed.
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SarMye @sarmye.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
My family moved once about every 3.5 years while I was growing up, and it wasn’t just across town. We crisscrossed the whole Midwest and ventured to New England for a while too. My brother is the only person I know who shares my set of core memories, which includes playing here when I was 3.
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SarMye @sarmye.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
It just occurs to me that we are only three months in, and it is this bad already. Rip sleeping tonight.
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Phylosoma™ @phylosoma.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Absolutely ❤️ 💙
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SarMye @sarmye.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
I definitely just texted my college student child that I will 100% bail him out for this as many times as he wants.
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SarMye @sarmye.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Unrelated to anything ACTUALLY important but also acknowledging that it is deep gras Sunday, we bought a cannatas fig cookie king cake yesterday and my life will never be the same!
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SarMye @sarmye.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
This is actually a large wow from me!
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SarMye @sarmye.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
If you haven’t seen this, you really must.
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SarMye @sarmye.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Please tell me this is true
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SarMye @sarmye.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
I know we all have real things to worry, but… Just now I took a pee, and while I was just finishing up, my cat jumped on the back of the toilet and in passing, she flushed for me and I was… delighted.
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Andrew Weinstein @andrewjweinstein.com · 21/02/2025
Hamas is a brutal, barbaric terrorist organization and the common enemy of the Israeli and Palestinian people and all of humanity.
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Israel says Bibas boys were among the dead bodies returned by Hamas – but not their mother | CNN
Israel says it has identified two of the dead bodies returned by Hamas on Thursday as Ariel and Kfir Bibas – but tests show another body that was expected to be that of their mother Shiri is not hers ...
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SarMye @sarmye.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
We aren’t talking about Trump riding in Daytona??? What did THAT cost the taxpayers?
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SarMye @sarmye.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
My husband just yelled down the hall, “what the hell is an axolotl” and my sleepy brain said, “it’s a swimming lizard monkey”. Good morning.
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SarMye @sarmye.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Oh yeah. Especially in the days of "The Davinci Code"!!
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SarMye @sarmye.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
I kind of wish we had another snow storm coming because although I have been home sick, clearly my anxiety is really working on me and making me want to ALWAYS STAY HOME SICK.
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SarMye @sarmye.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
in this shitshow "nation" where I live, it seems hard to find something to be glad about. Meanwhile, I have had the worst case of bronchitis in my life, knocking me out for over a week, and I'd just like to mention that my workplace has been absolutely incredible about my absences. <3
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
It’s fun starting a new hobby with ADHD because I never know if I’ve found a new lifelong passion or if I’m going to spend $2000 on stuff and immediately lose all interest
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SarMye @sarmye.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Can this possibly be fucking real? www.newsweek.com/are-us-retir...
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Are US retirement papers kept in limestone mine? What we know
Elon Musk made reference to the government facility while he was speaking from the White House on Tuesday.
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NPR @npr.org · 11/02/2025
The public broadcaster says it is closing its Diversity Equity and Inclusion (DEI) office to comply with a recent executive order from President Donald Trump.
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PBS shutters DEI office
The public broadcaster says it is closing its Diversity Equity and Inclusion (DEI) office to comply with a recent executive order from President Donald Trump.
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SarMye @sarmye.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Thank u next FOR REAL.
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SarMye @sarmye.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
I got to spend a really delightful hour chasing my fat grandbaby toddler around the circle of my house yelling "GETCHOO" while he cackled last night, and it is certainly the highlight of my week. But a tiny part of me was sad that I couldn't sit quietly and knit and watch murder TV for that hour.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there
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SarMye @sarmye.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Sooooo…. Does my son’s student loan…
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SarMye @sarmye.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Somebody explain to me the hate for Fauci. What in the hell did he do wrong?
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SarMye @sarmye.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
If you have a head cold, or even a little cough, I HIGHLY recommend spicy beef noodle soup at my neighborhood Vietnamese restaurant. It’s magical.
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SarMye @sarmye.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
I’m going to go ahead and admit that I can’t remember who is who between Patti Smith, Patty Smyth, and Chrissy Hynde. I suck at Rock and Roll.
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SarMye @sarmye.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
I was unexpectedly out of work for most of the week, because snow. And I have already done 90% of the work I should have done during that time, which means, let the Friday Fuckoffery commence as usual...
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SarMye @sarmye.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
It seems like some of my southern friends are tired of being snowed in… I am in heaven.
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SarMye @sarmye.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
I got a cricut right before it became a snowpocalypse, so I feel like I could quit my day job now and just make anti trump keychains. Who is with me?
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SarMye @sarmye.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
I’m not watching today. I’m going to have a nice day of watching movies and taking naps and eating much food and I can’t wait.
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SarMye @sarmye.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Should I extra-heat my house in case the power goes out? I usually extra-cool it ahead of a hurricane but I’ve never lost power in the winter before.
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SarMye @sarmye.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
I don’t even have words. Having worked under this asshat…
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Dana Goldberg @dgcomedy.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Is Carrie Underwood gonna sing ‘Before He Cheats’ at the inauguration or nah?
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SarMye @sarmye.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Feeling like bed rotting so I took the day off, have coffee and cats and the internet. It’s my favorite day so far of the whole year.
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SarMye @sarmye.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
I somehow accidentally ended up with Carrie underwood radio on my Sirius xm so… Recommend me a new channel!
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SarMye @sarmye.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Twice in the last week, my boss has come to work late which allows me a few moments of hope that he isn’t coming to work at all, only to be dashed when he gets here. I prefer early arrival boss that busts me for being 8 minutes late as usual to this.
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SarMye @sarmye.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
I woke up wondering which animals have lips, particularly frogs, so now my search history includes the phrase “do frog have lips” and I don’t know what lists this is going to put me on but here we are. They do. He do, if we are matching syntax.
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SarMye @sarmye.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
How do fish sleep and still make water go over their gills?
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