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sargent.major 🔴🏆⚫️ @sargentmajor.bsky.social · 9h

nvm they’re fine as just a Two Door Cinema Club

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sargent.major 🔴🏆⚫️ @sargentmajor.bsky.social · 11h

this cinema club is gonna need a third door

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sargent.major 🔴🏆⚫️ @sargentmajor.bsky.social · 11h

you gotta punch him square in the facemask as a purely performative gesture or retire on the spot, only two options

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sargent.major 🔴🏆⚫️ @sargentmajor.bsky.social · 18h

“nothing false or sham or shadowy about today” FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YOU FRAUD HAVE SOME FUCKING SHAME

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sargent.major 🔴🏆⚫️ @sargentmajor.bsky.social · 19h

Liverpool are such a fucking useless club, that “CiTyPoOl” nonsense just summarizes them as a club

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sargent.major 🔴🏆⚫️ @sargentmajor.bsky.social · 19h

“There’s plenty of defiance from Man City, we’ve seen it in the boardroom and on the pitch” Jon Champion there are not words for me to say how much I cannot stand your ass

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sargent.major 🔴🏆⚫️ @sargentmajor.bsky.social · 19h

wow this is my shocked face that Chr*s K*vanaugh is giving a 50/50 second yellow in city’s favor, insane

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sargent.major 🔴🏆⚫️ @sargentmajor.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

when that transfer fee turns into Kroupi in January, I will be very content with the way things worked out

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Trafficking kids. Don't think we can 'turn the page' on this shit @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social unless you think the government should be trafficking kids. Fucking monster. Just wanna let them get away with this

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sargent.major 🔴🏆⚫️ @sargentmajor.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

working my way through my fifth or sixth beer/mead combo of the afternoon, let me open Reddit for a sec, godDAMMIT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO HINCAPIE

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sargent.major 🔴🏆⚫️ @sargentmajor.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Bruno I’ve never said anything mean about your ears that was an imposter

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sargent.major 🔴🏆⚫️ @sargentmajor.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

we’re losing this 2-0 and im already preemptively mad

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sargent.major 🔴🏆⚫️ @sargentmajor.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

they’re mixing up the offside line and time zones, it’s the only explanation

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sargent.major 🔴🏆⚫️ @sargentmajor.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

biting off my hand every time we have a dumbshit offsides, im already at negative two hands and we aren’t 10 minutes in yet 😐

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sargent.major 🔴🏆⚫️ @sargentmajor.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Trafford cut your hair you hippie (Dave this does not apply to you bb)

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sargent.major 🔴🏆⚫️ @sargentmajor.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

hold up, let’s get this shit, let’s get this shit, let’s get this shit, let’s get this shit, let’s - hmmm

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sargent.major 🔴🏆⚫️ @sargentmajor.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

my first thought being “bring the parents in for a parent conference and set off another round of them so they get the extent of their kids’ actions” is probably a good indicator for why I stopped teaching

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sargent.major 🔴🏆⚫️ @sargentmajor.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

brb, pushing all my morning and indeed early afternoon meetings

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sargent.major 🔴🏆⚫️ @sargentmajor.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

under the radar a bit, but it’s crazy to take the handle “stevesmith89” and have your whole thing be “positive thinking,” this isn’t exactly a culture fit

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Steve Smith: Carolina Panthers' Intense Reaction

ALT: Steve Smith: Carolina Panthers' Intense Reaction

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sargent.major 🔴🏆⚫️ @sargentmajor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

did I color coordinate my work outfit based on a throwback rays hat im only wearing on my commute? uh… simply Don’t Worry About That

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Meghan with a H @wardamnmegs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Okay last one, ily stinger

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sargent.major 🔴🏆⚫️ @sargentmajor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

🧹 🧹 🧹 and it’s NYC prices so those brooms cost double

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sargent.major 🔴🏆⚫️ @sargentmajor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

they were shockingly good, blew away my expectations

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

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sargent.major 🔴🏆⚫️ @sargentmajor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Call It What You Want as the notification that Mesa took Fried to center and out of the game yeeeeeeeeWW

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sargent.major 🔴🏆⚫️ @sargentmajor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

how are you gonna get caught in two pickles at once what’re we doing

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sargent.major 🔴🏆⚫️ @sargentmajor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

“Sorry for how our interaction went” “I’m sorry it happened” “Hope we can just move forward” goddamn, there’s 0% “im sorry for the shitty thing I did” much less an attempt at something resembling accountability???? can put this “apology” in the nearest dumpster and set it on fire imo 🤷🏻‍♂️

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sargent.major 🔴🏆⚫️ @sargentmajor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

seeing foster the people tonight and two door cinema club on Sunday, what a 2011-coded week (quick mental math) jesus christ and all his mercies that was half my life ago

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sargent.major 🔴🏆⚫️ @sargentmajor.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

this is how I found out he signed for the Vikings and I think I’m now heading into concussion protocol

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sargent.major 🔴🏆⚫️ @sargentmajor.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I’ve seen enough, add a 116th charge sponsor money laundering charge to Man City

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sargent.major 🔴🏆⚫️ @sargentmajor.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

sending my bro who has Saquon a trade offer of Saquon for Kyle Pitts and a moderately firm handshake

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sargent.major 🔴🏆⚫️ @sargentmajor.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

just a quick mention that it is Todd Howard’s 56th birthday today, meaning he has lived 1/7th of his natural born life since the fucking TES6 “trailer” came out 😭😭😭

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sargent.major 🔴🏆⚫️ @sargentmajor.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

…I definitely didn’t wear a Flamengo kit to Ivory Coast/Curacao because it was the blankest kit I own. nope. not that. 😭😭😭

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sargent.major 🔴🏆⚫️ @sargentmajor.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

…got a couple questions for bro on the left there namely… where do you think you are right now?

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Casey Drottar @caseydrottar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Were it not for Yankees error No. 4, the fifth inning would've been over. Instead, Richie Palacios plated two more runs to give the Rays a 5-1 lead.

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sargent.major 🔴🏆⚫️ @sargentmajor.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

“You think how close Bellinger was to a grand slam in the top of the inning” BREAKING: JUSTIN HERBERT HAS SWITCHED TO BASEBALL AS IF-MAN STRIKES BACK

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sargent.major 🔴🏆⚫️ @sargentmajor.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

LIKE THAT, THANK YOU sorry I don’t mean to shout

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sargent.major 🔴🏆⚫️ @sargentmajor.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

NOW DO SOMETHING WITH THIS OPPORTUNITY GODDAMMIT

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