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sarcasmosis🌲 @sarcasmosis.bsky.social · 11h
I am absolutely compelled to argue with the idea that a sex robot would arrive with charming crooked teeth
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sarcasmosis🌲 @sarcasmosis.bsky.social · 12h
I was really hoping that new horror movie would have a new idea in it but it is just another old shit smoothie blended by yet another person with insufficient life or social experience to realize they are uninteresting
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sarcasmosis🌲 @sarcasmosis.bsky.social · 14h
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sarcasmosis🌲 @sarcasmosis.bsky.social · 21h
Censoring a single cuss on tv late at night in 2026 truly exacerbates the untrustable environment of malignant dissociation
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sarcasmosis🌲 @sarcasmosis.bsky.social · 23h
If you swallow a Zyn a synthetic nicotine tree grows in your stomach
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sarcasmosis🌲 @sarcasmosis.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The internal riff of Decapitated's Visual Delusion is truly unbelievable; it's just so abstract and baroque
youtube.com
Visual Delusion
YouTube video by Decapitated - Topic
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sarcasmosis🌲 @sarcasmosis.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Thinking about the infinite glory of the spider mastermind
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ceej @ceej.online · 15/05/2025
oh dang, you still post on twitter because you "get engagement there?" that's cool. I still hang out at that nazi bar everyone always talks about from that allegory because their drink specials are pretty good. all my old friends stopped going because of the nazis, but I'm making some new ones
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sarcasmosis🌲 @sarcasmosis.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
2014
Immortality is such a shitty and human concept because getting pulverized or melted
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sarcasmosis🌲 @sarcasmosis.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Kiki is settling into the new catio nicely
CatioPeeky Kiki the gray tabby
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sarcasmosis🌲 @sarcasmosis.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Spoilers Grand Theft Auto Seven or whatever is going to just be more of the same tourist generic overanimated shit
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sarcasmosis🌲 @sarcasmosis.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Schranz for exorcism
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Jesus Christ Painting with Rainbow
ALT: Jesus Christ Painting with Rainbow
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sarcasmosis🌲 @sarcasmosis.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I hacked the What's New section that haunts the Steam library to disappear and it is exceptionally liberating
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sarcasmosis🌲 @sarcasmosis.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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sarcasmosis🌲 @sarcasmosis.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Surely my blood-brain barrier is all fucked up
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sarcasmosis🌲 @sarcasmosis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We are kinda sick
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sarcasmosis🌲 @sarcasmosis.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
I will never uninstall Team Fortress 2
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sarcasmosis🌲 @sarcasmosis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
youtu.be
“Me farting by Chopin”. Funny Stewie moment.
YouTube video by Rose M
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sarcasmosis🌲 @sarcasmosis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The main problem with the torture horror fad of the mid-aughts is none of those movies are funny enough
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sarcasmosis🌲 @sarcasmosis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's always fun to wake up and see what kind of insane litanies I put here deep in the previous night
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sarcasmosis🌲 @sarcasmosis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Every time someone in a horror movie grabs a letter opener I compulsively say "I hope she's attacked by a fucking envelope"
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sarcasmosis🌲 @sarcasmosis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Why are people doing fake nostalgia about twitter because it was permanently horseshit the second they changed the character limit and added pictures
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sarcasmosis🌲 @sarcasmosis.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Maybe I should join some kind of community or something so I could interact with people more than animals and bugs; I swear I remember this being a thing at some point before
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sarcasmosis🌲 @sarcasmosis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Here's the thing right: Firefox shouldn't have circular UI elements because the program is not circular and this isn't a fucking phone
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sarcasmosis🌲 @sarcasmosis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Backrooms but it's Backwalls and them shits bottomless
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sarcasmosis🌲 @sarcasmosis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Quim Morrison
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sarcasmosis🌲 @sarcasmosis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I hope I live long enough to watch the fake fucking nostalgia industry collapse from no more cool moments or toys
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sarcasmosis🌲 @sarcasmosis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A tight suit doesn't make your muscles look bigger; it makes your entire self look stupider like a fat child in clothes that are too small
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
YOU ARE A PERSON!!!!!! - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKALATEN SCREAMMIN IN FRONT OF DA GUILLOTINE "YOU HAVE NO MORAL OBLIGATION TOWARD ANYTHING THAT EXISTS IMMORALLY - BOSS, HEALTH INSURANCE, LAND LORD, COP, AFTER PAY, PUBLIC CORPORATION, SMALL BUSINESS OWNER, MANAGER, HOA, FORUMS MOD, KLARNA, BANK, AUTONOMOUS VEHICLE, SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORM, FOOD DELIVERY ROBOT, CREDIT CARD, DMV "YOU ARE A PERSON NOT A TRASH CAN FULL OF MONEY " - EVERY DAY THESE MONEY VAMPIRES TRY TO RECEIVE OUR SYMPATHY BY PRETENDING TO BE A GUY AND SAYING YOUR NOT BEING FAIR TO THE GUY - EVERY DAY THEY MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A PEACE OF SHIT - WE HAVE NOT CONSENTED TO ANY OF THESE MIDDLEMEN!!!! IF I OWN MY CAR WHY DO I HAVE TO KEEP PAYING FOR MY FUCKEN CAR??? IF I PAY TAXES TO BUILD THE SIDE WALKS WHY ARE SCOOTERS AND DELIVERY ROBOTS ALLOWED TO USE THEM FOR PROFIT DEPRIVING PRIVATE INDIVIDUALS OF THEIR USE???? IF A CORPERATIONS MAKING MONEY WHY DO THEY ACT LIKE I GOTTA PAY THEM TO KEEP MAKING MONEY???????/ IF WE CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT A JOB THEN YOUR BOSS THREATEING TO FIRE YOU IS INSTITUTIONALIZED VIOLENCE!!! IF WE CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT A HOME THEN A LAND LORD IS COMMITTING INSTITUTIONAL VIOLENCE!!!! IF WE CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT OUR DECREPIT FAILING BODIES BEING CONSTANTLY PATCHED UP BY MODERN MEDECINE THEN WITHHOLDING HEALTH CARE IS INSTITUTIONAL VIOLENCE!!!! THE TORMENTORS HIT US DAILY AND TELL US ITS FOR OUR OWN GOOD AND THAT ACTUALLY WE OWE THEM ONE , DENY THEM YOUR MONEY, YOUR COMMUNITY, AND YOUR SOUL WHENEVER POSSIBLE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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sarcasmosis🌲 @sarcasmosis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sliders and smashburgers are fucking broken windows at this point and things are so fucked the Big Mac Index is useless
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sarcasmosis🌲 @sarcasmosis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
These morons think they're decrypting the Ark of the Covenant but they can't even afford the hardware after crashing the global hardware market
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sarcasmosis🌲 @sarcasmosis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I did the thing
my 9 games that i played
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sarcasmosis🌲 @sarcasmosis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I've perfected the art of counting tarot cards
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sarcasmosis🌲 @sarcasmosis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
How did they ever even get the idea to make a fart cloud green
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sarcasmosis🌲 @sarcasmosis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Bleu Cheese Jitsu
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sarcasmosis🌲 @sarcasmosis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
What a huge surprise: discord ignored the overwhelming wave of negative feedback demanding their users not to be spied on just to keep doing exactly the same plan with no change; it's almost like you can't even trust these companies
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sarcasmosis🌲 @sarcasmosis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's pretty funny the news outlets are just going to sue to keep doing horrible reporting with their massive reach and make no effort towards holding anyone accountable to anything at all
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sarcasmosis🌲 @sarcasmosis.bsky.social · 23/09/2024
Fair weather friends blow away. There. That's my mother fucking haiku
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sarcasmosis🌲 @sarcasmosis.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You're right to be afraid, but trust us
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sarcasmosis🌲 @sarcasmosis.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i thought you meant dabs i'm not deleting this
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sarcasmosis🌲 @sarcasmosis.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
what's on sale lol but it's all good
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sarcasmosis🌲 @sarcasmosis.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Make Goregrind Great Again hat at the Brutal Sphincter show
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Anatoly Shashkin💾 @dosnostalgic.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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sarcasmosis🌲 @sarcasmosis.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Literally hanging out with my friend Justin and there is also a tv here
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sarcasmosis🌲 @sarcasmosis.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I keep seeing stupid fake articles about toilet seats and I hate to break it to you but you are breathing shit and piss right now and always have been
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sarcasmosis🌲 @sarcasmosis.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Goat says hi
a goat sitting and saying hi
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sarcasmosis🌲 @sarcasmosis.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You ever get that feeling for ten years that no one fuckin cares if you're around
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sarcasmosis🌲 @sarcasmosis.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
One year ago instagram.com/p/DAFQQMgvIP6/
Coast guard house under clouds
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sarcasmosis🌲 @sarcasmosis.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Marbles were humanity's last great invention; impossible balls of infinitely unique glass are superior to telegraphs or transistors
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sarcasmosis🌲 @sarcasmosis.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
There has never and will never be a reasonable justification to animate Bugs Bunny in three dimensions
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