Reposted by sarcasmosis🌲sarcasmosis🌲 @sarcasmosis.bsky.social · 02/10/2025You shoulda signed up for the non-toxic internet duh 031
sarcasmosis🌲 @sarcasmosis.bsky.social · 9hThe main problem with the torture horror fad of the mid-aughts is none of those movies are funny enough 010
sarcasmosis🌲 @sarcasmosis.bsky.social · 9hIt's always fun to wake up and see what kind of insane litanies I put here deep in the previous night 010
sarcasmosis🌲 @sarcasmosis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Every time someone in a horror movie grabs a letter opener I compulsively say "I hope she's attacked by a fucking envelope" 010
sarcasmosis🌲 @sarcasmosis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Why are people doing fake nostalgia about twitter because it was permanently horseshit the second they changed the character limit and added pictures 010
Reposted by sarcasmosis🌲sarcasmosis🌲 @sarcasmosis.bsky.social · 02/10/2025Maybe I should join some kind of community or something so I could interact with people more than animals and bugs; I swear I remember this being a thing at some point before 021
sarcasmosis🌲 @sarcasmosis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Here's the thing right: Firefox shouldn't have circular UI elements because the program is not circular and this isn't a fucking phone 010
Reposted by sarcasmosis🌲sarcasmosis🌲 @sarcasmosis.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Almost done organizing with probably 20% left after the 9000 pictures so far 021
sarcasmosis🌲 @sarcasmosis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Backrooms but it's Backwalls and them shits bottomless 020
sarcasmosis🌲 @sarcasmosis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I hope I live long enough to watch the fake fucking nostalgia industry collapse from no more cool moments or toys 010
sarcasmosis🌲 @sarcasmosis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026A tight suit doesn't make your muscles look bigger; it makes your entire self look stupider like a fat child in clothes that are too small 000
Reposted by sarcasmosis🌲da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 30/09/2026YOU ARE A PERSON!!!!!! - dashare.zone ADMIN 0486154
sarcasmosis🌲 @sarcasmosis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Sliders and smashburgers are fucking broken windows at this point and things are so fucked the Big Mac Index is useless 011
sarcasmosis🌲 @sarcasmosis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026These morons think they're decrypting the Ark of the Covenant but they can't even afford the hardware after crashing the global hardware market 020
sarcasmosis🌲 @sarcasmosis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026How did they ever even get the idea to make a fart cloud green 000
sarcasmosis🌲 @sarcasmosis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026What a huge surprise: discord ignored the overwhelming wave of negative feedback demanding their users not to be spied on just to keep doing exactly the same plan with no change; it's almost like you can't even trust these companies 010
sarcasmosis🌲 @sarcasmosis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026It's pretty funny the news outlets are just going to sue to keep doing horrible reporting with their massive reach and make no effort towards holding anyone accountable to anything at all 020
Reposted by sarcasmosis🌲sarcasmosis🌲 @sarcasmosis.bsky.social · 23/09/2024Fair weather friends blow away. There. That's my mother fucking haiku 001
Reposted by sarcasmosis🌲dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 22/09/2026it's weird that ai got too dangerous to keep advancing right around the time money got more expensive to borrow 344709971
Reposted by sarcasmosis🌲sarcasmosis🌲 @sarcasmosis.bsky.social · 20/09/2025If you perfect the Goofy dialect you instantly learn how to ski 022
sarcasmosis🌲 @sarcasmosis.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I keep seeing stupid fake articles about toilet seats and I hate to break it to you but you are breathing shit and piss right now and always have been 010
Reposted by sarcasmosis🌲sarcasmosis🌲 @sarcasmosis.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Beggars FUCKING DESTROY Choosers: News at 11 111
sarcasmosis🌲 @sarcasmosis.bsky.social · 19/09/2026You ever get that feeling for ten years that no one fuckin cares if you're around 020
Reposted by sarcasmosis🌲sarcasmosis🌲 @sarcasmosis.bsky.social · 19/09/2025One year ago instagram.com/p/DAFQQMgvIP6/ 021
sarcasmosis🌲 @sarcasmosis.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Marbles were humanity's last great invention; impossible balls of infinitely unique glass are superior to telegraphs or transistors 010
sarcasmosis🌲 @sarcasmosis.bsky.social · 18/09/2026There has never and will never be a reasonable justification to animate Bugs Bunny in three dimensions 010
Reposted by sarcasmosis🌲sarcasmosis🌲 @sarcasmosis.bsky.social · 17/03/2026If your stupid fucking racist AI is so good use it to figure out a way to use less water and RAM 042
sarcasmosis🌲 @sarcasmosis.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Strengths: Hypersensitive, Treatment Resistant Weaknesses: Hypersensitive, Treatment Resistant 010
sarcasmosis🌲 @sarcasmosis.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Demonizing "screens" is a really tired luddite psyop; the problem is clearly having three terrible websites available in your pocket everywhere you go 000
sarcasmosis🌲 @sarcasmosis.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I've always been really sad that Dog Boy in season 2 of Liquid Television is a piece of shit because it has aesthetics 000
sarcasmosis🌲 @sarcasmosis.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Why is any weed with "lemon" in the name fucking shitty 010
sarcasmosis🌲 @sarcasmosis.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Tried to look up some of my own cool jokes on my phone to tell the homies and realized I've been way too fucking online this year to share with offline people 010
sarcasmosis🌲 @sarcasmosis.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Seems like if I play my cards right, I can get a Bachelor of Arts degree in Uber Micro just in time for Starcraft to come out and be a fucking open world fps 010
Reposted by sarcasmosis🌲sarcasmosis🌲 @sarcasmosis.bsky.social · 10/09/2025Don't talk to me or my son ever again 041
sarcasmosis🌲 @sarcasmosis.bsky.social · 10/09/2026My vital need for cognitive consonance is a very difficult minefield to live upon 000
sarcasmosis🌲 @sarcasmosis.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I also have an opinion on Nintendo's advertising in 2026 000
sarcasmosis🌲 @sarcasmosis.bsky.social · 10/09/2026My blood pressure is very good and I have entered a partnership with my doctor to take down the bureaucracy by getting EVERY medication for which Oregon requires prior authorization 000
sarcasmosis🌲 @sarcasmosis.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I sure love buying a fucking soda everywhere I go to use bathrooms anywhere near Portland 011
