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Sarcasm-himé

@sarcasm-hime.bsky.social
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Canadian cosplayer, lover of fine details and bunnies, mask wearer. IG: sarcasm_hime www.sarcasm-hime.net

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Sarcasm-himé @sarcasm-hime.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I'm realizing how many of my clothing staples are Joe Fresh from 10+ years ago and how great they used to be. Nice thick cotton t-shirts, fully lined well-made dresses with French seams and good quality fabric... When I'm in there lately it's all cheap polyester trash. It's so disappointing.
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Sarcasm-himé @sarcasm-hime.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
All the music streaming services using algorithms is super frustrating when you have eclectic taste. Yes, I want to listen to Indian pop and Japanese goth rock and Scandinavian folk and 90s grunge and classic bellydance music. All of them, mixed together, please.
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Sarcasm-himé @sarcasm-hime.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
My husband wanted to watch the new season of House of the Dragon, but man...I am really struggling. Everything and everyone is miserable and horrible, everything is gray, I am not invested in anyone except for the people who I'm like "Why are you *still* alive FFS just go away"
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Sarcasm-himé @sarcasm-hime.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I finally got a few impromptu photos of Maple Miku at Otakuthon! 🍁🥞 My "maple taffy" bludgeon was a way to salvage my first attempt at dyeing the TranspArt for my syrup ribbons; I had the water too hot and/or stirred too much and it all fused together into a lump. #cosplay #hatsunemiku
Cosplayer dressed as a Canadian version of Hatsune Miku, with red plaid skirt and sleeves and fake maple syrup cascading from her hairCosplayer dressed as a Canadian version of Hatsune Miku, with red plaid skirt and sleeves and fake maple syrup cascading from her hairCosplayer dressed as a Canadian version of Hatsune Miku, with red plaid skirt and sleeves and fake maple syrup cascading from her hair
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Sarcasm-himé @sarcasm-hime.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I now have spiritual support for my sewing corner, Hextech Jesus is watching over me I feel like I need to make him a gilded frame
Wall with thread spools and a print of Viktor from Arcane with a golden halo
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Sarcasm-himé @sarcasm-hime.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I'm so tired of stories where men can imagine fantastical futures, magical alternate worlds, dragons, monsters, all sorts of weird and wonderful things...but apparently a world without rampant, systemic, and violent misogyny is just unimaginable.
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Sarcasm-himé @sarcasm-hime.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Someone needs to start a dental office staffed entirely by nerds/alt weirdos because the chitchat with the hygienist is always so awkward. How do I answer the question "So how have you been spending your summer?" to a normal person without a whole lot of explanation
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Sarcasm-himé @sarcasm-hime.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
After an all-too-brief respite, dudes sagging their pants seem to be back. If we have to see a whole ass' worth of underwear, could it at least be *interesting* underwear? You have so much real estate there for fun patterns and colours! Why be boring?
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Finally someone is talking about this.
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Susan Joudrey @sujo.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I keep coming back to this because research is showing that even casual AI users lose skills. We're actively de-skilling the population.
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Sarcasm-himé @sarcasm-hime.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I've been reading this and it makes me want to cosplay as Queen Puabi (with hand woven fabric of course) I don't need more projects and where the hell would I even wear an ancient Sumerian costume lol
Cover of "Women's Work: the first 20000 years" by Elizabeth Wayland Barber Reconstruction of Queen Puabi of Ur's funerary jewellery
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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
If you can donate, please do. If you were previously not eligible to donate, the criteria have been SERIOUSLY revised: you are no longer deferred for spending time in England/the EU and the sexual risk screening has been replaced with a much more evidence based model.
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Sophie💙🩷 @dancenumber.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
If any allies have a few moments please send them feedback to let our voices be heard. www.timhortons.ca/support/form...
Screenshot of feedback to Tim Hortons that says. 

I've just become aware that you are doing a Harry Potter collaboration. It is deeply shameful that you are working with the hateful and transphobic JK Rowling and her Harry Potter brand for your new promotion. I'm 36 years old. Have been a customer my whole life. I even worked for you for nearly 10 years nd due to this decision i will NEVER ENTER YOUR STORES AGAIN. my average spend per visit was around $30 and | would go 2-4 times a month.
You have lost that revenue from myself and the rest of the LGBTQ+ community indefinitely. I hope it's worth it you bigots.
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Catsuka @catsuka.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
"Millennium Actress" by Satoshi Kon is available for free on YouTube (in North America only). >> www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMqg...
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Sarcasm-himé @sarcasm-hime.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Seriously I'm seeing it from a huge percentage of food trucks lately and it's so gross. The food looks like some kind of eldritch abomination. Why would I trust your food if you can't even be bothered to take a picture of it??
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Sarcasm-himé @sarcasm-hime.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
TIL that the reason tanuki have magical scrotums and also are associated with good luck re: wealth is that their scrotums were used for making gold leaf If you haven't watched Pom Poko you're missing out
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Pom Poko
Alt: Pom Poko scène of tanuki using their scrotums as weapons
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Sarcasm-himé @sarcasm-hime.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I have a bad habit of putting on a documentary as entertainment while I work on cosplay and then discovering that it's too engrossing/has too much interesting visuals and end up getting no work done 💀 Last time it was the Bayeux Tapestry, today it's the history of footbinding
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Sarcasm-himé @sarcasm-hime.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
My wig styling is interrupted by this coming on shuffle bc I must bop music.youtube.com/watch?v=GOQF...
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Jeangu Macrooy - Independent Girls & Nasty Evil Gays (official video)
YouTube video by Jeangu Macrooy
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haavi 🦐 @shickdits.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 17/07/2026
👋 Scientist here. Here are some science-backed tips that will help protect your health against wildfire smoke:
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Sarcasm-himé @sarcasm-hime.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
JFC we have gone past people using "donning" when they mean "wearing" and all the way to "dawning" I.e. "she stood in the middle of the room, dawning a red jacket" kind of thing AAAAARGH YOU CAN JUST SAY WEARING. WEARING IS A WORD. PEOPLE CANNOT DAWN.
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👻 ⛧ Victor J. Frankenstein ⛧ SCARY SEASON ⛧👻 @victor-el-dm.eurosky.social · 05/07/2026
YES!
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Venture Bros: Evil Laugh and Flex
ALT: Venture Bros: Evil Laugh and Flex
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Sarcasm-himé @sarcasm-hime.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
We're watching the new season of X-Men 97 and I just cannot handle it every time Cable is onscreen. He is Peak Liefeld and everything that was stupid about that era of comics 😆
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Sarcasm-himé @sarcasm-hime.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Hey every hardware store ever: one-size-fits-all doesn't fit all. Finding nitrile gloves small enough that they give me any kind of dexterity shouldn't be this difficult.
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Sarcasm-himé @sarcasm-hime.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Oh hell yes I am here for this youtu.be/yFn1JfOd3b0?...
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Nolan's Odyssey & The Western View of Greek Culture
YouTube video by Farya Faraji & World Musicians
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Sigma @silentwingsstudio.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Hey so you ever go in intentionally trying to make something fucked up looking and then accidentally fuck it up more but it works because the joke just keep building? Anyway here's the cross stitch I did. #art #crossstitch #crossstitching
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Doctor Memory @blank.org · 20/06/2026
Oh hot glue, is there no problem you can’t tempt me into thinking you can solve and then burn my fingertips off while disillusioning me?
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🏒🧛🏻‍♀️Ashley Harlequin🧛🏻‍♀️🏒 @misskittyf.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Happy Pride to me, Amber Glenn is out here skating as Qifery from Witch Hat Atelier. 😍😍😍😍
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Putri Prihatini @putriprihatini.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Singaporean artist Leia Ham reimagined LotR as Tale of the Middle Kingdom, since Chinese name for China (Zhōngguó) means "The Middle Kingdom." Her concept art includes the Fellowship, armors, buildings like Bag End, props like Aragorn's banner and Fellowship brooches, and more. #TolkienTrewsday
An illustration of the Fellowship, reimagined with Chinese-style period outfits.An illustration of armors of Gondor, Rohan, and Rivendell Elves, reimagined using different periods of Chinese armors as concepts. On the top right are three side profiles of Rohan man, Gondorian, and Elf with different Chinese hairstyles. On the bottom right is Aragorn's banner redrawn with Chinese influence.A concept art of Bag End reimagined as Chinese court houses, with tall stone gates, round wooden doors, curved roofs, and open courtyard, nestled in a hill.A concept art of Rivendell in the style of Chinese painting. Next to it are several props drawn in Chinese style such as Fellowship brooch based on gingko leaves, lembas in the shape of mooncake, Elfstone as round jade, Galadriel's phial in a green jade bottle, and shards of Narsil.
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Sarcasm-himé @sarcasm-hime.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Will I ever learn to not leave the new/difficult/annoying part of the costume to the end?? Perhaps, but not this day 😭
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David Rose's Iconic Facepalm Moment
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maya kern @mayakern.com · 08/06/2026
My UK store for my small, size-inclusive, ethically made clothing brand is closing in just a few weeks, and until then, almost everything in that store is on sale! It's sad to see the UK store closing, so please help it go out with a bang. #store mayakern.uk
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 12/06/2026
me too, mothman
drunkenly lounging mothman. a rescan of one of my favorite pieces from 2021
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Sarcasm-himé @sarcasm-hime.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Watching Spider-noir and yet again annoyed by how few movies & shows bother to get someone who can actually do vintage hairstyles. They just put a few half-assed waves in a too-long bob and call it a day 🙄
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Sarcasm-himé @sarcasm-hime.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I sometimes wonder what it's like to cosplay and *not* obsess unnecessarily about every detail even for a costume you're doing for the lulz. What is it like to have chill? It must be so relaxing 😅
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Sarcasm-himé @sarcasm-hime.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I was so exhausted Sunday of Anime North that this is me waiting for the lolita tea party, just lying on the floor 😅
Selfie of woman in burgundy dress wearing matching mask, lying on the floor surrounded by various tote bags
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Sarcasm-himé @sarcasm-hime.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Got the fun subway driver today. After the train sat there for a good 5 minutes with the doors not opening: "So fun fact, these trains are like a house from the 70s, they have fuses and we just blew one! Don't worry, we replaced it and we're on our way now!"
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Sarcasm-himé @sarcasm-hime.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
FML for getting obsessed with sheer layers when I live in a place where we have to wear a coat 2/3 of the year 😭
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Sarcasm-himé @sarcasm-hime.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I have been enjoying the return of the scene kids, like those cicadas that only appear every 17 years
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Sarcasm-himé @sarcasm-hime.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Does anyone else have the recurring dream where you can't remember your hotel room number so you're just wandering the hotel or is it just me
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Sarcasm-himé @sarcasm-hime.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Man, I don't enjoy the process every summer where I have to get a bunch of blisters from sandals before my feet toughen up 😓
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ashley ! 🩵 gatewayfate @deckitout.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
happy 10th anniversary ! #yurionice
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Oliver Brackenbury @obrackenbury.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Tumblr screenshot of a post by abbiistabbii that reads:

The Germans really cooked making "Hobbyless behaviour" an insult. It is both devastating, applicable to a wide range of people and behaviours, and doesn't resort to swearing.

Man ranting on the internet about the Superbowl halftime show or complaining that something is "woke"? Hobbyless Behaviour. Girls mocking another girl for not looking right? Hobbyless Behaviour. Mindless vandalism? Hobbyless Behaviour.

It is more powerful than "get a life" or the English "You're Sad" because it gets to the central point of the matter, and that is wonderful. Danke, Deutsch.
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Sarcasm-himé @sarcasm-hime.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Dear men: if you absolutely must tell a complete stranger that you think she's beautiful, could you not do it by murmuring in her ear while you're standing directly behind her on the streetcar (This after I was already braced for Something as I saw him give me a very obvious full-body once-over 🙄)
T-shirt with "nobody cares about your stupid boner"
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Sarcasm-himé @sarcasm-hime.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
We're getting there on Maple Miku! I'm especially happy with the custom-printed silk tie 😆 Now I need to get moving on the wig; I'm going to be using some unconventional materials 😅 Who will I see at Yeticon?
Buffalo plaid Hatsune Miku costume with maple leaf motifs, laid flat on the floorTie printed with the art from well-known maple syrup can packaging
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Sarcasm-himé @sarcasm-hime.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Lol just saw a video "I discovered this really cool material called expanding foam!" The ancient ways have been forgotten
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Giovanni Colantonio @marioprime.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
look. is everything more expensive now? yes. but you have to look on the bright side too. now every time you open a computer, it doesn't work
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Sarcasm-himé @sarcasm-hime.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I survived Anime North but at what cost ⚰️ At least my last-minute sword harness rigging worked perfectly ❤️
Cosplayer dressed as Jaheira from Baldur's Gâte 3Cosplayer dressed as Jaheira from Baldur's Gâte 3, back view to show the swords
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DanVideoNinja @danvideoninja.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Another great Cosplay Masquerade at @animenorthcompass.bsky.social this year! Here were some of my favorite entries! www.youtube.com/watch?v=EU8Q...
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AN 2026 | Masquerade Highlights
YouTube video by DanVideoNinja
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Sarcasm-himé @sarcasm-hime.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I have so many masks I made from cute fabrics back in 2020 and I can't bring myself to throw them out even though I wear n95s now Idk what to use them for...
Several face masks made from cute cotton prints
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