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Sara

@saracal.bsky.social
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Canucks and Blue Jays fan (yeah, it’s rough) living in Bruins and Red Sox territory. Suffered through baseball season this year (so very sad) and now will start hockey season with great enthusiasm, hoping not to have my spirit crushed (again).

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Michael J. Stern @michaeljstern.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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KittyKatGirl😻🙏💞🐞 @mary1kathy.bsky.social · 9h
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Katherine Alejandra Cross @quinnae.com · 23h
Remember the rules, baseball fans:
Balk Rules

1) You can't just be up there and just doin' a balk like that.

1a. A balk is when you

1b. Okay well listen. A balk is when you balk the

1c. Let me start over

1c-a. The pitcher is not allowed to do a motion to the, uh, batter, that prohibits the batter from doing, you know, just trying to hit the ball. You can't do that.

1c-b. Once the pitcher is in the stretch, he can't be over here and say to the runner, like, "I'm gonna get ya! I'm gonna tag you out! You better watch your butt!" and then just be like he didn't even do that.

1c-b(1). Like, if you're about to pitch and then don't pitch, you have to still pitch. You cannot not pitch. Does that make any sense?

1c-b(2). You gotta be, throwing motion of the ball, and then, until you just throw it.

1c-b(2)-a. Okay, well, you can have the ball up here, like this, but then there's the balk you gotta think about.

1c-b(2)-b. Fairuza Balk hasn't been in any movies in forever. I hope she wasn't typecast as that racist lady in American History X.

1c-b(2)-b(i). Oh wait, she was in The Waterboy too! That would be even worse.

1c-b(2)-b(ii). "get in mah bellah" -- Adam Water, "The Waterboy." Haha, classic...

1c-b(3). Okay seriously though. A balk is when the pitcher makes a movement that, as determined by, when you do a move involving the baseball and field of

2) Do not do a balk please.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I keep reading that there have been no public executions in the United States for decades. Not true.
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Sara @saracal.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Draw on an eyebrow and he's Frida Kahlo! ❤️
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💙🇺🇸DWally🇺🇸💙 @dkwally.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Volodymyr Zelenskyy володимир: Raised Fist
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Sara @saracal.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Fucking Jeremy is the best of the best! ❤️🐢
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Sara @saracal.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Yes. This. So. much.
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Bluesky Fanatic @blueskyfanatic.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 10/10/2026
thou wilt answer this before the Pope.
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Sara @saracal.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yes! The Pope's Team!! They are the least offensive team and he is the least offensive Pope. (Not a Catholic, but rooting for him all the same)
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KittyKatGirl😻🙏💞🐞 @mary1kathy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Sara @saracal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
YAY! Thank you for this, it brightens the day for so many people! ❤️ (It's me, I am people)
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Sara @saracal.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Argh! #Canucks
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Sara @saracal.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Haha, now I have Shorty and Ray. Just in time for an onslaught of Oilers goals. 😱
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Sara @saracal.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
For @whittyrem.bsky.social
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Sara @saracal.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
pffft.
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Sara @saracal.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
God forbid, lol!
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Sara @saracal.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sigh, I am in the US, getting the Oilers feed. I'm sure they are beloved by their own fans. 😅
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Sara @saracal.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sigh, I am in the US, getting the Oilers feed. I'm sure they are beloved by their own fans. 😅
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Sara @saracal.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Who the everlovin' fuck is commentating this #Canucks game?
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Sara @saracal.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The #Canucks are undefeated.
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Sara @saracal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@whittyrem.bsky.social I am cheering your Phillies on, but cannot bring myself to yell, "Go Wet Boy!" (there are other people in the house). 😅
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Sara @saracal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The UNDEFEATED Vancouver #Canucks! (I just gotta bask in the glow of this moment) 🥳
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Ann @lifeinthepnw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dear Eric Schmitt: Other places where Jack Smith was not on February 3 — Skateboarding with Tony Hawk Watching a Howard Hawks film Visiting Ethan Hawke Jamming with Hamish Hawk At a Seattle Seahawks game At a Chicago Blackhawks game Birdwatching Cooper’s hawks …but now he’s watching you like a hawk
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Sara @saracal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This has the potential to snowball into a deeply divisive "blue v. gold dress" "iced coffee" "dog v. cat" kind of issue. May BlueSky find peace. 😁
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Sara @saracal.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That is one ROUND cardinal! ❤️
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 24/09/2026
This belongs in the Smithsonian.
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Sara @saracal.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh, that's awful. Agree on the personality!
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Sara @saracal.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
😢 #BlueJays
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Sara @saracal.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My hero!
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Sara @saracal.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Shit, now I am going to have to watch a Phillies game!
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Sara @saracal.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Aha! I knew Brandon Marsh and his hair, didn't know the Phillies have a home run bell. Ring the bell, Wet Boy should definitely be a bumper sticker. 😁
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Sara @saracal.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
DEFINITELY not googling this one!
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Sara @saracal.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Reading this wondering if I am having a stroke.
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Sara @saracal.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Sheeit.
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Sara @saracal.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
NONONO NOT BATEMAN HURT!
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Stansaid Airport @stansaidairport.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Apologies about the delays. Once my phone is charged, I'll plug the air traffic control centre back in.
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Sara @saracal.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I just want to thank my fellow #BlueJays fans for making me laugh during even the worst games. Commiseration and humor will get us to the end of the season and we can begin hoping for next year! 🥂
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Are We There Yet? 🇨🇦💪 @arewethereyet.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
2026 Blue Jays IL 😩
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Kristine @kjay1122.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Vladdy's out of the game with general malaise and crippling disappointment, just like the rest of us
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Sara @saracal.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Such bad words from this old lady. #BlueJays
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Sara @saracal.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The time of the year that I can see both of my beloved teams, #Canucks and #BlueJays, lose in the same day. A great time to be alive!
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Sara @saracal.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
OK, well, #BlueJays, it's time to tune into the #Canucks game. Bah.
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Sara @saracal.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
So very true! Stubborn, stubborn people we are. 🙄
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Sara @saracal.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Welp, #BlueJays fans, tomorrow is #Canucks hockey!! 🙄
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
THIS 👇 HERE.......
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