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Vx. Sans Sarif

@sanssarif.bsky.social
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33. eggbug loyalist. plural. 20+years kintsugi person. you should give me money instead of feeling bad for us. #sanssarif.sonas #sanssarif.ocs

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Vx. Sans Sarif @sanssarif.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i think one of the only people who ever did their job properly with regards to being a popular creator on youtube was when bdg specifically said "i'm not your friend and you have no say over what i do with my body"
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Vx. Sans Sarif @sanssarif.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
what if websites had color palettes between "pure white," "pure black" and maybe occasionally "a dark blue that feels kind of too dark for when you're in the daylight"
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Vx. Sans Sarif @sanssarif.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
random grouse: you have to assume that if a planet is capable of supporting life that it has multiple biomes and climate diversity across the breadth of it. i am tired of "the desert planet, the jungle planet, the rainy planet" give me planets that try to approach the beautiful diversity of earth
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Vx. Sans Sarif @sanssarif.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
blew the bloodskin's chest schmoove through with the nitro in the funniest thing that's happened to me in hunt in weeks
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Vx. Sans Sarif @sanssarif.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
we oscillate between believing that a basic grasp of most disciplines would improve people's ability to understand their world and the belief that a lot of things would be better left uninstructed because so many people struggle to conceptualize they were not taught the entirety of a thing at age 12
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Vx. Sans Sarif @sanssarif.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
loosening my worst impulses and packing the shredder in hunt showdown remains one of the most fun bullshit gimmicks i can think of. there's nothing quite so satisfying as the raw panic that someone demonstrates when a sawblade embeds into their chest from long range
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Vx. Sans Sarif @sanssarif.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i love learning chinese it's so different from english it's great. i love learning characters and then later seeing how the characters come back in other words and phrases and being able to understand the word quicker for having the parts already at hand
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Pulchra @fwankie.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"Looking for info? Or hiring me for a job?" @jilliedaw.bsky.social being extremely nice and indulging my brainworms with a me-ified Pulchra ✨️ (manually crossposting since bsky decided this is spam?)
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Vx. Sans Sarif @sanssarif.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
it is extremely funny to play a 40k-au-ttrpg with a bunch of people who have a middling knowledge of 40k. right now i'm laughing because i know the 2 players who have an answer to the world's most open book riddle are not allowed to be helpful in character because their characters wouldn't know
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Vx. Sans Sarif @sanssarif.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
i love my partners. . . . .
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Vx. Sans Sarif @sanssarif.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
forcing our partners to know 40k lore so that i can complain about 40k lore
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Vx. Sans Sarif @sanssarif.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
i'm still mad about this. i'm also mad r/n about the fact that "live service" has, despite many players whining about it, also created an entire cottage industry of players and grifters who mean that we'll never ever have a game that's multiplayer and just released, for the purpose of such.
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Vx. Sans Sarif @sanssarif.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
today we cast infinite dogs in hunt showdown and this made everyone mad.
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Vx. Sans Sarif @sanssarif.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
thinking about how a friend of ours told us that our server was the first time that it ever was on a server with a food channel where the rule was implicitly understood that the food channel was only for nice food, and not for posting the sorts of things posted on r/kitchencels or ordinarysausage
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Vx. Sans Sarif @sanssarif.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
i gotta find someone who is good for hyper, and gender ambiguous bodies, and **humanoids**, and doesn't mind drawing stuff that's not got formal references of, and will draw naked bodies. . . .
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Vx. Sans Sarif @sanssarif.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
currently deeply enjoying internet users treating jpegs like dolls.
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Vx. Sans Sarif @sanssarif.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
consider, if you would: size difference i am. so fixated r/n on fem!roegadyn/lalafell or fem!roegadyn/miqo'te
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Vx. Sans Sarif @sanssarif.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
i wish i could just summon up one of those meme things where i convince everyone to do a hunt showdown version of their oc or sona and just see a bunch of sick as hell characters trudging through a southern gothic hellscape
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Vx. Sans Sarif @sanssarif.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
i think that it would be really nicey to me if i got that games workshop job that i applied for. i think it would be fun and cool and everyone could yell at me for my heinous crimes (pushing more girl models)
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Vx. Sans Sarif @sanssarif.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
my favorite part about being unwell and having the bad stuff in my past is that i'm not as unwell as all of the cases begging for help and i'm traumatized by treatment that wasn't even half as bad as all of the most abused people i see around me so i just get to sit here with my bitter draughts
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Vx. Sans Sarif @sanssarif.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
asking the internet if it's selfcest to want to mash my face into another system-member's tits
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Vx. Sans Sarif @sanssarif.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
despite everything
a cropped screencap from Fatboy Slim's Elevator Music DJ Set. It is a laptop (being used as part of his full equipment set) that has an enormous sticker on the back, that says "If there's a cure for this I don't want it"
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Vx. Sans Sarif @sanssarif.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
unironically our most frustrating kink is our gear fetish because the sorts of people who are available for commissions, draw hyper, and will put up with me getting woozy about straps and pouches and slim-fit suits and obscuring masks is like. 3
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Vx. Sans Sarif @sanssarif.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
playing board games with your friends is fun :>
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Vx. Sans Sarif @sanssarif.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
i think...the funniest part about heavy intercessors is everyone tells you that they're just not as good as any of the other intercessor types but they are literally my favorite unit to run instead of standard intercessors because they just refuse to fuckin' die and also they punch. . .real goodlike
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Vx. Sans Sarif @sanssarif.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
today is the first time i have ever successfully used a chaos bomb for its intended purpose. in no small part thanks to a giant bear
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Vx. Sans Sarif @sanssarif.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
i think they should hit you with a scud if you're actually, genuinely mad that tactical and devastator squads are going the way of the dodo
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Vx. Sans Sarif @sanssarif.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
anti solo behaviour
a screencap of hunt showdown's equipment screen, demonstrating 3 different sets of traps equipped at the same time.
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Vx. Sans Sarif @sanssarif.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
i fuckin love the french in hunt showdown dude. i love playing and then suddenly getting the sort of guy who says "putain" when he's shot
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Vx. Sans Sarif @sanssarif.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
"name one long train, you can't do it" - @tobiwanz.bsky.social
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Vx. Sans Sarif @sanssarif.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
follow-on is that it's really fascinating (extremely derogatory) how much people just do not grok anything as being a person's representation and instead default to a character that can be talked about as if they're not in the room
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Vx. Sans Sarif @sanssarif.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
THEY SHOULD GIVE ME A MILLION BUCKS A DAY TO BE NICE TO OTHER PEOPLE AND NOT PUT THEM IN A FUCKIN BLENDER
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Vx. Sans Sarif @sanssarif.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
crisis of faith (running into the problem of wanting to stop having people default to ottsk for us again)
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Vx. Sans Sarif @sanssarif.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
do you think that ancient trans women had kinks about being turned into fuckin pottery or somethingike folks we're getting esoteric but we have to assume they were not too different in the before times
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Foucault's Pudendum @kaitave.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
This post is getting a bunch of traction in the wake of Brigador Killers being out, and I want to add to it to say that I've had several people tell me that gauss feels real bad about what he did and actually he's a cool guy now, and not once has anyone ever brought any evidence of this to the party
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Vx. Sans Sarif @sanssarif.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
being obliterated in the group chat send help
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Vx. Sans Sarif @sanssarif.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
i would like things that move me deeply to stop being made by shitty people
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Zito @zeets.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Worked out my anger about the craven dismissals of the 2020 protest movement over at The Nation www.thenation.com/article/acti...
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Vx. Sans Sarif @sanssarif.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
i fuckin' hate people who whine about airbrushes and 40k plastic costs. this is not an expensive hobby. it's not. this is like, golf-on-municipal-courses expensive. i'm sorry, but as someone who has interacted with a lot of hobbies for adults, you need to consider that videogames are actually a-
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Vx. Sans Sarif @sanssarif.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
eternal reminder to you, dear reader, that there's definitely a possibility that at least one thing in your life that's bothering you can be solved by taking a little time and doing a bit of maintenance. this message brought to you by tightening bolts on our office chair, eliminating its wobble.
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Vx. Sans Sarif @sanssarif.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I HAVE FINALLY CONSIDERED THAT IT IS HOT AND GOOD TO BE FLUFY AND STRONG, YES. :3 #SANSSARIF.SONAS
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Vx. Sans Sarif @sanssarif.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
our armsssss ;^; (we got our covid booster and a flu shot yesterday, one in both arms, guess who's feeling it now,,,)
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Vx. Sans Sarif @sanssarif.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
eternal fascination with how southerners will tell you their life story for a song
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Vx. Sans Sarif @sanssarif.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
thinking about how you can do pokemorphs and furries, or pokemorphs and humans, or humans and furries, but you basically never see all three outside of larger, multi-slot ych type stuff
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Morbi @morbi.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Toy Story 4 asserting that random objects can be given life and bound by The Toy Rules simply by treating them as toys, suggesting a world where a submissive can suddenly be blasted with forbidden masquerade knowledge during certain kinds of kink sessions
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Vx. Sans Sarif @sanssarif.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
does anyone know if there's an achievement friendly mod for peak that makes it so you don't spawn in the elevator
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Vx. Sans Sarif @sanssarif.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
like. we all know that the sort of person who gets upset about bike lanes is unwell and unreachable, but, it's insane to think that previously it would have taken us forever to walk along the bike path that we just took using one of those blue bikes that you can just borrow for like three bucks.
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Vx. Sans Sarif @sanssarif.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
SENDING A LIGHTNING BOLT DOWN AND KILLING THE NEXT AMERICAN OR COMMONWEALTH PERSON WHO MAKES A JOKE ABOUT ONLY SPEAKING ENGLISH LIKE THIS IS SOMETHING TO DRAW ATTENTION TO
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Alexandria Stone @alexandria-stone.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
🕯️Manifesting 🕯️
THIS IS THE
EMPLOYMENT JELLY
Drawing of a slime with a briefcase and pencil
REBLOG WHENEVER THE HELL YOU LIKE AND YOU'LL GET A JOB THAT YOU LOVE AND DESERVE.
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Vx. Sans Sarif @sanssarif.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
and another thing: the imperium of man is too stable. fuckin' galba, otho & vitellius didn't reign as emperor all within 1 year for you to insist that the imperium has managed to make it 10,000 years with only 3 noted disruptions in its reign.
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