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Vx. Sans Sarif

@sanssarif.bsky.social
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33. eggbug loyalist. plural. 20+years kintsugi person. you should give me money instead of feeling bad for us. #sanssarif.sonas #sanssarif.ocs

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Vx. Sans Sarif @sanssarif.bsky.social · 19h
oh this rules???
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Vx. Sans Sarif @sanssarif.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
the pwiffin, a rare alternative to the puffin
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Vx. Sans Sarif @sanssarif.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
deadlock is super my thing but it's my thing from the perspective of enjoying having a lot of moving parts that i have to take care of without punishing me for being only part of it. it's like how i enjoyed the wargame rtt series but only in the larger matches where i was only in charge of one bit
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Vx. Sans Sarif @sanssarif.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
csgo was made to specifically cause me to lose a lot of mental health flubbing shots and getting myself convinced that i could play it better than i actually could. all our other games are slower or have longer ttks than it nowadays
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Vx. Sans Sarif @sanssarif.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
realising that valve has blessed me with the most kind of all things: a new game to replace cs2 because i cannot play cs2 anymore it's too fuckin' fast, dude. i feel like a geriatric. deadlock is so niceys by comparison
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Vx. Sans Sarif @sanssarif.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
GENUINELY DESPERATE AND FRUSTRATED THAT MY COMPUTER REFUSES TO USE MORE THAN 20 OF IT'S 32 GIGS OF RAM
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Vx. Sans Sarif @sanssarif.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
sometimes you see a design and you lament for the sorts of freaks that would have a field day with them will never interact with them. like, you just, in your gut, know someone could draw some indulgent fetish w/ that design if they just knew it existed anyway here's 2 stickers from cs2
CS2 Sticker "Kawaii CT"CS2 Sticker "Kawaii T"
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Vx. Sans Sarif @sanssarif.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
otters are great because they 1) like to hold hands 2) cute 3) insulated for water too 4) big tail. when you cross this with huskies you receive power and warm and friendly (no bias at all)
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Vx. Sans Sarif @sanssarif.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
will also echo: samoyed good. alternatively, great pyrenees if you want to be a different cloud dog. ...OR, PERCHANCE WE CAN BRIBE YOU WITH OTTSKIES,
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Vx. Sans Sarif @sanssarif.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
i think the slight indignation makes it more appealing for certain types
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Vx. Sans Sarif @sanssarif.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i- i think i really really need to chew on him, actually. he's really my vibe,
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Vx. Sans Sarif @sanssarif.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
ohhh it's so fucking cool though. you draw with such verve and energy
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Vx. Sans Sarif @sanssarif.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i need a mechsplo knower to tell me if a femme ordo xenos inquisitor ordering a bunch of deathwatch space marines around like dogs be close enough to the genre to get points
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Vx. Sans Sarif @sanssarif.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
putting my chin in my palms and kicking my feet a little bit
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Vx. Sans Sarif @sanssarif.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
knight armor but substituting tabards for dusters and overcoats
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Vx. Sans Sarif @sanssarif.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
note: i don't know any mods that let me have miqo'te ears & miqo'te tail and learning to mod is scary so you just gotta theatre of mind cute little ears and fluffy white pipecleaner
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Vx. Sans Sarif @sanssarif.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i do not want to pretend like i'm doing real gposes so i won't but i want you to look at me pwease. #sanssarif.sonas
roegadyn in a very casual outfit holding a dagger in one hand across her face. there is a gaelikitten on her shoulder.the same roegadyn in the same outfit as previously, but this time it's clear that she has two daggers, one in the other hand, because this shot is from the back!
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Zeros Panda [SPOOKYMONTH LIVE]35/50 @zerospanda.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Got some old raffle wins to repost or post for the first time time to cherry pick! this one was for SansSarif
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Strype (COMMISSIONS OPEN!) @strype.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Oh, right, forgot to mention, got some stuff coloured this week! #art
For SturmovikDragon.  A nude male synthetic dragon with chrome skin, with panels removed to show the underlying musculaturefor SansSarif.  An extremely busty shark femme leans on a railing and watches the cloudsFor Lexalia.  A nude synthetic shark woman with four glowing green eyes smirks menacingly towards the viewer
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Vx. Sans Sarif @sanssarif.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
going back to my roots (watching cs tournies)
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Or-Fi-S @or-fi-s.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If you ever ask us how big we want our boobs to be, the answer is "So big that people don't misgender us over the phone". Taurus takes thing a little bit past that point. featuring @runescail.bsky.social and @sanssarif.bsky.social #OrFiS.Art #OrFiS #Luluca OrFiS
Conor, a brown haired enby in a cropped off shoulder sweater with exposed bra straps, teal skirt, and dark brown flat cap is sitting at a keyboard and talking on a headset to a customer. "Of course, ma'am. We always aim to give you the breast se- The best service! Just leave tit to m- Leave. Tit. IT. To me!" Their flustered face showing that this is all very embarassing slips of tongue. Conor tries to continue talking, "Thanks for your understanding. I hope you have a boob day! I mean a boob day! Sorry. I hope you have the breast- The bust- Please give me a boob review I can't let tit knockers my hooters." Conor is bright red, and falling apart as thier inability to speak. They say "I'm going to get you off to my Mammary." before forwarding the call to MF, the Manager, an enby with long coffee brown hair and a massive ass, wearing a white shirt, red tie, and dark teal vest and pants. MF frantically says over a headset "Hi I'm so sorry for Ta- Ta- That, Miss! That kind of talk is completely unacceptitty. Unac-Chestible. Fahkin' tits. I mean tits udderly knocker- Sorry, I mean tit's a massive heaving bust. We nipply pride ourselves on providing the breast support our- FAHCK!" They shout out, as they quickly also devolve into incomprehensible boob talk. On the other end of the Line is Taurus, a trans woman with bright green hair, grey eyes, and tits that are each the size of beach balls. She has cow horns, ears, tail, and legs. Taurus is sitting on a reclining office chair, wearing jean shorts, and a grey lattice tee with a taurus magic circle on the front. She has an artist's glove on her right hand, which is holding a tablet stylus pen. Her phons is sitting on her boob as she talks over speaker phone. "It's cool, this happens all the time." MF continues trying to talk, "Knockers to me, ma'amary. Sorry, rack's knockers jugs I'm boobies tit melons." MF takes a pause before continuing, "... Bosom bust a pair of giant HEAVY MILKY fahck! Sorry!" Taurus giggles, clearly enjoying this, as MF continues shouting "MILKY FAHCKIN WAY why babs I bust titty?!?". Waves of lines radiate from Taurus' boobs, and under MF's final line, an arrow points at them, calling them "Invisible boobie radiation".
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Vx. Sans Sarif @sanssarif.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
neotokyo's soundtrack is rly good,
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Vx. Sans Sarif @sanssarif.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
have you ever felt like you wanna tell people about stuff you've got in your head but when people are actually interested you panic and clam up
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Vx. Sans Sarif @sanssarif.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
a baby,,,, i love this, thank you
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Vx. Sans Sarif @sanssarif.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
oh that's such a shaped bunny. i love that. and yeah that is a bright moon. thank you,
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Vx. Sans Sarif @sanssarif.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
being nosy i see
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Vx. Sans Sarif @sanssarif.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
the jumper. . .
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Vx. Sans Sarif @sanssarif.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
thank you
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Vx. Sans Sarif @sanssarif.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i like this :>
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Vx. Sans Sarif @sanssarif.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
can you show me something nice. i don't really care about the context, but animals or nature pictures are always easy wins
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Vx. Sans Sarif @sanssarif.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
as a follow-on to this, 1) never look up to a celebrity (even that one i don't care) 2) no one that you watch is your friend nor should you make any space for friendship in that imbalanced place 3) if i ever make stuff for internet i'm not your friend just because you liked it
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Vx. Sans Sarif @sanssarif.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i think one of the only people who ever did their job properly with regards to being a popular creator on youtube was when bdg specifically said "i'm not your friend and you have no say over what i do with my body"
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Vx. Sans Sarif @sanssarif.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
ideal. optimal. good by every metric
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Vx. Sans Sarif @sanssarif.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
gettin' scugged seems like such a good thing to do
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Vx. Sans Sarif @sanssarif.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
mass truly is its own ecosystem. for better and worse
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Vx. Sans Sarif @sanssarif.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
heheheheheh, they look so good! and it's true, oil, lotion, and warm water is integral to comfort and recovery, , ,
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Vx. Sans Sarif @sanssarif.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
THAT'S BECAUSE COHOST WAS CORRECT IN HAVING THAT WARM SEPIA TONE AND COMFORTING RED-VIOLET
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Vx. Sans Sarif @sanssarif.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
oh all the lipstick marks is such a good touch. . . .
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Vx. Sans Sarif @sanssarif.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i just want like a warm sepia tone. i need something a little gentler on the eyes than pure white but not a dark mode
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Vx. Sans Sarif @sanssarif.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
god scrolling down on this image was a fuckin' treat, god damn
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Vx. Sans Sarif @sanssarif.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
what if websites had color palettes between "pure white," "pure black" and maybe occasionally "a dark blue that feels kind of too dark for when you're in the daylight"
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Vx. Sans Sarif @sanssarif.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
don't need bouncers at the bar because the wait staff can put you into low earth orbit (glowingly positive)
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Vx. Sans Sarif @sanssarif.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
oh this rules. this is wicked good. this is fuckin', wicked good god damn
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Vx. Sans Sarif @sanssarif.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
fascinated that you saw autodidact but not buckle up, this truly is a reveal as to what people muck about with nowadays
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Vx. Sans Sarif @sanssarif.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
a frozen world isn't capable of supporting life!!! that's why it's frozen!!! europa might have life but it has life in an enormous planet-spanning ocean that we only suggest could support life maybe!!! and even if it did the ocean would have biomes!!!!!!! because it's an ocean!!!!!!!!
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Vx. Sans Sarif @sanssarif.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
random grouse: you have to assume that if a planet is capable of supporting life that it has multiple biomes and climate diversity across the breadth of it. i am tired of "the desert planet, the jungle planet, the rainy planet" give me planets that try to approach the beautiful diversity of earth
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Vx. Sans Sarif @sanssarif.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
blew the bloodskin's chest schmoove through with the nitro in the funniest thing that's happened to me in hunt in weeks
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Vx. Sans Sarif @sanssarif.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
we oscillate between believing that a basic grasp of most disciplines would improve people's ability to understand their world and the belief that a lot of things would be better left uninstructed because so many people struggle to conceptualize they were not taught the entirety of a thing at age 12
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Vx. Sans Sarif @sanssarif.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
different but equally wonderful treats and yeah there is definitely a dearth of the latter. . .
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Vx. Sans Sarif @sanssarif.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
hewwoux
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