Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 3hJSN cutting across to throw that safety to the ground 💀 010
Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 9hLeBron promoting gambling is just another reason Michael Jordan wins the GOAT debate, I mean he would never *taps earpiece* Wait hold on 150
Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 11hFirst of all, I agree. And B, the alternative is madness 2141
Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 04/10/2026Seahawks locker room is about to find out what happens when Mike MacDonald says "don't make me pull over" and you make him pull over 010
Reposted by Sanjay SrivastavaSeattle Department of Transportation @transportation.seattle.gov · 01/10/2026Halloween is coming. You don’t have to go to a “trunk-or-treat” event in Seattle! You can close your neighborhood street to through-traffic – for free! Trick-or-Streets permits are free and easy to get. Join here: seattle.gov/transportation/trick-or-streets 12661159
Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 01/10/2026I heard they're also giving them out at the Guinness factory, but only to students 1160
Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 01/10/2026It's funny to describe changing a foul to a flagrant as an "upgrade" 130
Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 30/09/2026Guy who keeps saying “again” before things he hadn’t talked about yet 150
Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 30/09/2026He's a card-carrying member of Focus on the Familywise 020
Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 30/09/2026Guy who thinks MANOVA is neoliberal because he doesn't actually understand what it means but knows it's bad 170
Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 30/09/2026Guy who thinks chi-square fit tests are liberatory because they want all parameters to be free 1153
Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 28/09/2026Still some late bloomers on the Elliott Bay Trail today 170
Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 27/09/2026When you don't want the last slice but you know you'll be hungry later 030
Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 27/09/2026I hate to even have to ask this, but it's 2026 so: Has anyone authenticated that substack from the Giants game mom? 000
Reposted by Sanjay SrivastavaProPublica @propublica.org · 26/09/2026Hey, ProPublica reporter Jake Pearson here. I’m taking over the account to tell you about my new story. For months, I posed as a problem gambler on DraftKings to test the company's "responsible gaming" safeguards. Spoiler alert: They made me a VIP — and I lost $10K. Here's how it all went down. 🧵 19596023539
Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 26/09/2026No 0-5 is not a scorigami, it is a Very Normal Northwestern Score 070
Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 26/09/2026One of my old colleagues had a story of how when she interviewed, she had gotten a dressy pair of heels that she hated (but thought she had to wear). After she was hired, someone told her that they'd been afraid to offer the job because someone with shoes that nice would never fit in in Eugene 1200
Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 25/09/2026(In fairness, she might've also not liked her research, but all the grad students remembered was the pantyhose comments) 1261
Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 25/09/2026During my postdoc, several grad students told me about the time one of the faculty shot down a job candidate for wearing the wrong pantyhose 5656
Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 24/09/2026Maybe if that bar hadn’t gotten rid of the masks, they wouldn’t be… [wait for it] Going viralstatic.klipy.comHoratio CsiALT: Horatio Csi 1142
Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 24/09/2026Needless to say the building (PLC Hall) houses a bunch of humanities and social science departments 131
Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 24/09/2026I saw this announcement and thought of my friends at UO who joke about buying wingsuits in case of an earthquake, because their building has never gotten the retrofit it needs 152
Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 23/09/2026Suddenly all those people yelling "push" makes sense 180
Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 23/09/2026This is disappointing. I always read their coverage of Sounders games - I’m a subscriber and that’s part of the value I get for being one. Hope @seattletimes.com reconsiders 1122
Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 23/09/2026I predict that this will make Moin as many friends in the qual research community as his metascience work on quant has made him there 2162
Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 23/09/2026static.klipy.comKatseye Sophia & Yoonchae Great Minds Think AlikeALT: Katseye Sophia & Yoonchae Great Minds Think Alike 040
Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 22/09/2026Sounds a bit like qual’s version of “say predict instead of cause” 180
Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 22/09/2026Chris Chambers did some excellent research on where exaggerated claims in science news come from. He came to the conclusion that scientists are the ones responsible pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC...pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.govPolluted at the faucet: Exaggeration and hype of research results in the media often originate earlier at the press officeThe mass media are frequently accused of overhyping science and health stories. But often, the press releases by universities and research institutes are the source of hype and exaggeration. Subject C... 32910
Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 22/09/2026I’ve never heard of a university press office that doesn’t ask researchers to review and sign off on press releases. Unless I hear otherwise, this is on the scientists, not the PR office 1224
Reposted by Sanjay SrivastavaAshley Juavinett, PhD @ashleyjuavinett.bsky.social · 22/09/2026the splitters are at it again 5233
Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 22/09/2026my two brainsstatic.klipy.comThe Big Lebowski: The Dude Gets SplashedALT: The Big Lebowski: The Dude Gets Splashed 260
Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 21/09/2026Now that I'm no longer responsible for teaching, I'm going to fuck with everyone's grad students by spreading the rumor that MCAR means "Missing Conditionally at Random" because it's the one where you condition on the predictors 040
Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 21/09/2026PHILOSOPHERS: It's annoying when my field invents confusing jargon STATISTICIANS, LOOKING UP FROM MODELING SYSTEMATIC PATTERNS OF MISSINGNESS IN "MISSING AT RANDOM" DATA: Hold my beer 181
Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 20/09/2026The tobacco industry funded tobacco research too! They did it to look like the good guys and advance a "more research is needed / cancer is a mystery" narrative www.tobaccotactics.org/article/toba...tobaccotactics.orgTobacco Industry Research Committee - Tobacco TacticsThe Tobacco Industry Research Committee was founded in December 1953 in response to evidence linking tobacco smoking to serious illness such as lung cancer and heart disease. Image 1: Australian Counc... 120
Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 20/09/2026(maybe shoulda used a comma to clarify intent, anyway here's the replay) bsky.app/profile/cjze... 010
Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 20/09/2026Existence of Philadelphia Eagles implies the existence of New York Rattlers 011
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