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Sanjay Srivastava

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Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 2h
Carmy says:
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Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 11/10/2026
We’re offffffff To outer space…
Wearing a cap that reads, “Space Battleship Yamato BBY-01”
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Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 05/10/2026
The meme can't be held back
Seahawks game in 3 phases:
oh boy am i excited to watch my favorite team play
im going to kill myself
nice we won
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Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 28/09/2026
And a few more
Wild roses
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Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 28/09/2026
Still some late bloomers on the Elliott Bay Trail today
Several roses in bloom
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Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 28/09/2026
Never gets old
The Seattle skyline under a blue sky, with Mount Rainier in the distance
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Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 28/09/2026
Wake up, new Bluesky bait just dropped
Wall Street Journal headline: “The Ph.D. Crisis Is a Needed Market Correction. Universities will produce fewer underemployed, overcredentialed and aggrieved young people. By Alysia Finley”
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Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 24/09/2026
Seriously, I was like
Nouhou. Nouhou?
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Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 21/09/2026
CFB OT rules >> NFL OT rules. Change my mind
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Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 20/09/2026
Me, a fall person:
Mr. Autumn Sickos Guy
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Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 18/09/2026
Elizabeth Holmes: "There are no more kinds of cats."
Cat: [stares in newly discovered species]
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Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 16/09/2026
Worlds collide
A Sankey diagram of the Ed Sheeran tour
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Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 12/09/2026
Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only
Ren and Stimpy in space uniforms
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Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 07/09/2026
The nicest pier in Seattle
A sign says Pier 69
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Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 02/09/2026
Man, she’s really got it in for sea lions
Gluesenkamp Perez in a statement indicated that she also voted for the procedural measure because of Golden’s bill. “Whether we’re talking about lobsters or sea lions — working people need a seat at the table and electeds need to listen to them.”
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Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 31/08/2026
Apparently Wikipedia is beyond their reach though en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kemper_...
Kemper Freeman Jr. is a third-generation resident of Bellevue, Washington. His grandfather, Miller Freeman, was active in state politics and public affairs, including promoting the development of a bridge connecting Seattle, Mercer Island, and Bellevue,[3] and acting as a driving force in anti-Japanese discrimination, agitating for what he called a "white man's Pacific coast".[6][7] Beginning in 1907,[7] Miller Freeman was a prominent voice calling for the segregation or deportation of Japanese immigrants, whom he saw as a threat to white prosperity.[8] He founded the Anti-Japanese League of Washington in 1916 and was a vocal proponent for the state's 1921 alien land laws, the 1924 Immigration Act, and the 1942 incarceration of American citizens of Japanese ancestry in concentration camps during World War II, during which he developed the land confiscated from those interned.[6]
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Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 30/08/2026
Another gloomy day in Seattle
The Seattle skyline under a blue sky
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Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 28/08/2026
Canada doesn't even make it onto this graph. In 2022 (last year in this dataset), their gross expenditure on R&D was 4% of the United States ncses.nsf.gov/pubs/nsb2025...
A plot of gross expenditure on R&D (GERD) by country or region. The United States is the largest, China second, the combined EU-27 in a distant third, and then a big dropoff to everybody else.
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Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 28/08/2026
Every now and then, I get a little bit restless And I dream of something wild
The Seattle skyline at nightThe moon, partially eclipsed
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Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 28/08/2026
Welcome to Bluesky. Please familiarize yourself with the following accounts to understand the range of opinions it is acceptable to express
The cast of The Breakfast Club
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Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 24/08/2026
Context aaspeechesdb.oscars.org/link/097-2/
I wanna really... I love you, Jazz. This is, I have to thank my wife Jazz for absolutely everything, for giving me my favorite people in the world. This is, please don't play the music 'cause I wanna tell a really quick story about Jazz. About a year ago I was on a stage like this and I very stupidly, publicly said that I want a third kid from her. Because she said if I won the award, I would, she would give me the kid. Turns out she said that because she didn't think I was gonna win. But after -- and people came up to her and were like, you know, really annoying her, I think. I think it got to her. But anyway, after the show we're walking through a parking lot, she's holding the Emmy, we're trying to find our car -- Emily, you were there, so you're a witness. And she goes, Oh god, I did say that. I guess I owe you a third kid. And I turned to her and I said, Really, I want four. And she turned to me -- I swear to god this happened; it was just over a year ago. She said, I will give you four when you win an Oscar. I held my hand out, she shook it, and I have not brought it up once until just now. You remember that, honey? You do? Okay. Then I just have this to say to you, Jazz, love of my life, ye of little faith. No pressure; I love you. I'm really sorry I did this again, [wiggles four fingers] and let's get crackin' on those kids. What do you say? I love you. I love you, Zissou* and Booba*! I love you 52!
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Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 23/08/2026
I'm gonna pretend to disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to be the one who says it so I don't have to take the heat
Voltaire (who didn't actually say the thing anyway)
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Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 19/08/2026
The Mariners lost 0-22 tonight. Over on reddit, r/mariners is taking it very normal
An image of a man in seafaring attire, with the words "Please remove the baseball posts, this is a real mariner sub"What specific types of Jones Act-compliant vessels does your company utilize for deep-sea operations and what are the primary mission profiles (ROV support, construction, inspection, etc.) for those hulls? My crew just abandoned me at sea. Please help. I don't know how to swim.Hey fellas do y’all prefer Container Ships or Tanker Ships?An image of a sperm whale breaching in front of a skiff, with the text "Anyone else sick of this dude?"
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Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 18/08/2026
Tool sushi: You Don’t Want It, You Just Need It™️
Stereogum headline: Tool’s Maynard James Keenan Announces New Sushi Restaurant
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Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 18/08/2026
Data de-duplication
Star Trek character Data holds the severed head of his brother B-4
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Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 17/08/2026
Beautiful night for a soccer match
A stadium under early evening light Fans hold up a rainbow banner that says “Always Here Always Proud”Soccer players play soccer
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Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 14/08/2026
Keeping this meme on speed dial...
“Wait, it’s just a selection effect?”
“Always has been.”
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Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 06/08/2026
I feel a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of defense attorneys suddenly cried out in terror and were silenced
Spokane arson suspect told prosecutors he started 25 other fires, documents say
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Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 05/08/2026
We should hit refresh on the browser again.
Well did it work for those people?
No, it never does. I mean, these people somehow delude themselves into thinking it might, but...
...But it might work for us.
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Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 30/07/2026
What is an extremely nerdy/obscure/specific thing you hate with a white-hot wrath?
Claire Willett: "one of my favorite things in the world is when someone hates a generally mundane thing with the sort of white-hot wrath you normally reserve for someone who has murdered your whole family"
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Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 28/07/2026
I walked through the Seattle Center on my way to work this morning. My usual route takes me right through the site of Sunday’s mass shooting. There was a memorial, and a news crew was recording a segment 1/
A news crew records a reporter. To the right is a memorial.A memorial with a wreath on a stand, bouquets in the ground, and a row of white pillar candles.
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Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 24/07/2026
Imagine that in pre-publication peer review, the reliability of a 3-reviewer composite is .70. The journal accepts the top 10% of papers according to average review score. What is the reliability of the original reviewers in the subset of published papers? (Answer in alt text)
The reliability coefficient is -.77. No, the negative sign is not a typo.
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Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 17/07/2026
I've been in Scotland for a week and it hasn't rained once. I mean I'll take it, but I kind of wonder if I'm missing out on an important part of the experience?
Edinburgh CastleRooftops in ObanSheep grazing on IonaA green valley between towering bluffs in Glencoe
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Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 12/07/2026
Guy who knows population growth is good for the economy but he hates immigrants
A man aims a gun at someone; the other hand holds a gun pointed at his own head.
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Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 10/07/2026
This guy's not impressed
A Norway fan does not look amused.
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Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 03/07/2026
Oozing caulk with an overlay that says "Pausa de hidratacion"
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Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 28/06/2026
Austria and Algeria:
Guys. It's time for some game theory.
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Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 28/06/2026
When your German friend says the water's fine
A VAR image showing a Colombian player offside by a toe
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Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 28/06/2026
There's only one true CR7 and he ain't playing for Portugal
Cristian Roldan, wearing number 7 for the Sounders
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Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 20/06/2026
In case anyone's wondering why that Paraguay player got a red card... www.theguardian.com/football/202...
The issue of players covering their mouths has also become intertwined with racist abuse, after a recent high profile incident in February when Real Madrid’s Vinícius Jr accused Benfica’s Gianluca Prestianni of racially abusing him while covering his mouth with his shirt.

Uefa banned Prestianni for six matches after he admitted making homophobic comments, with Fifa president Gianni Infantino leading calls for a clampdown.
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Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 19/06/2026
#sorrynotsorry
Selfie at Seattle Stadium
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Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 19/06/2026
ICYMI
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Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 19/06/2026
It’s on #usmnt
USA and Australia flags on Lumen, I mean uh Seattle FieldAussiesGame onA young fan issues a yellow
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Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 19/06/2026
It’s a beautiful day for a soccer game in Seattle
Flags from different countries over a crowded plazaHot rat summer bannerA crowd of soccer fans by a Fox broadcast boothShipping cranes with “Welcome” signs hanging from them
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Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 10/06/2026
In case you missed what all the fuss is about, Brazil got 8 red cards in a "friendly" with the USWNT
A graphic showing a bunch of stats from the Brazil-USA women's soccer game. The important one is 8 red cards for Brazil.
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Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 11/05/2026
Sunbeams breaking through clouds over the Puget Sound
A view of clouds over a city and water, with sunbeams off in the distance.
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Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 03/05/2026
Meh
"My measure of testability is a keyword-matching approach: for each field-year (or subfield-year), I calculate the share of paper titles that contain at least one testability-related term from a comprehensive list of 193 terms, then normalize to a percentile."
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Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 02/05/2026
The plural of RBI should be RsBI
The free speech meme, you know the drill
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Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 01/05/2026
R, python, Tableau
Tina Fey, Timothee Chalamet, and Kylie Jenner at a Knicks game.
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Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 29/04/2026
My lab did the “paper in a day” trend.
Be honest.
We did! We got on a room and hammered out a paper. 
How many times did you get together?
Ten times over two years with homework in between. 
Thank you.
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