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bloodthirsty magic

@sanguinarysorcery.bsky.social
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NB/demiace - they/he, would you kindly will neither confirm nor deny being a pile of 4 to 7 velociraptors/large birds in a trenchcoat

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bloodthirsty magic @sanguinarysorcery.bsky.social · 1h
wait, i thought the onion was supposed to be satire
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bloodthirsty magic @sanguinarysorcery.bsky.social · 1h
why would you post the same picture twice
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CRGKevin @crgkevin.bsky.social · 5h
“But what’s causing it is unclear.” IT’S THE FUCKING CHRISTOFASCISTS RUNNING ON AN ANTI-QUEER AGENDA YOU FUCKHEAD TWATS! THE GEOPOLITICAL SITUATION IS HOSTILE TO US! PEOPLE ARE STAYING HIDDEN TO REMAIN SAFE! IT’S NOT FUCKING COMPLICATED! FUCKING HELL
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bloodthirsty magic @sanguinarysorcery.bsky.social · 1h
horrid beast who is Extremely NOT Poised to Steal Food from my plate, she only adores every aspect of my existence, how could I POSSIBLY accuse her of any kind of Ulterior Motive
this bitch of a cat who legit thinks grabbing my fork, when it's en route to my mouth, is acceptable 

she's never been allowed this, mind you, she's just a shitty tortietude brat
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bloodthirsty magic @sanguinarysorcery.bsky.social · 2h
completely wtetched beast, why are torties like this
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bloodthirsty magic @sanguinarysorcery.bsky.social · 4h
pretty fucked to have to reiterate this but if you weren't aware No Means NO it doesn't mean "not now" nor "eventual Yes if you Just Ask Constantly And Often Enough To Harass/Wear Them Down To Yes"
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bloodthirsty magic @sanguinarysorcery.bsky.social · 5h
uncertain about the artist pay ratio, but Not Hosting Joe Rogan is why i've gone with France-based Deezer several years ago
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bloodthirsty magic @sanguinarysorcery.bsky.social · 5h
mozart wrote music about farts
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bloodthirsty magic @sanguinarysorcery.bsky.social · 5h
your fae senses were tingling
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Lee Cicuta @butchanarchy.bsky.social · 6h
With feminism and anarchism both, mass appeal will never be a viable option. We are fighting to change everything and so everything is against us. That doesn’t mean our movements are doomed to fail, not at all, it just means we need to take that asymmetry into account and strategize accordingly.
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
YOU - Suffering will only make me stronger. ENDURANCE - It's probably this way of thinking that got you where you are.
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bloodthirsty magic @sanguinarysorcery.bsky.social · 5h
TBT: not really MY throwback story but my ex's family once had a cat that was very......fond of a rainbow clown wig he'd apparently drag it through the house doing Nasty Boy Aroused Yelling, but like, it was big and awkward so he'd do this goofy ass waddle as he's carrying / humping it
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Waterworks Warrior @wiimotionplussy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
[trying to sext] I’m gonna suck on it ‘til naught but ash remains
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ZeTrystan @zetrystan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Don't you dare hehe.
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Sahoni, Official Re(a)d Wolf @sahoni.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm a simple man. I think all racist should choke to death on their own mother's shit.
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Aleksandra Vaca @transiticsnews.com · 07/10/2026
Arizona and Virginia, both of which are governed by Democrats, are ending Medicaid coverage of care for trans youth, Transitics has learned. The bans, which go into effect on October 13th, mark the most significant Democratic capitulation to Trump's anti-trans demands yet. Cowards.
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Democrat-led Arizona, Virginia Quietly End Medicaid Coverage of Care for Trans Youth, Acquiescing to Trump Demands
The policy changes, which go into effect on October 13th, see Arizona and Virginia join Kansas as states where Democrats have needlessly opted to restrict Medicaid coverage of gender-affirming care.
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bloodthirsty magic @sanguinarysorcery.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
so WEIRD that people mostly turn to crime as a last resort when everything else fails them
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But Thou Mustelid @rewhan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Meeting People's Needs is the Tough-on-Crime policy that actually works.
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bloodthirsty magic @sanguinarysorcery.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
huh, sounds like companies that make sure every employee knows that the fiscal year brought in profits big enough to be measured in billions but "it's a growing year" and they can't afford to give out annual bonuses to everyone
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SirFox @sirfox.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That sandwich you got from Chick-fil-A helped to fund this happening. Thanks.
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Sahoni, Official Re(a)d Wolf @sahoni.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
When colonization came to call in the US, many folks wrote about america as a pristine Eden whose forest were filled with delights and bounty. This was because indigenous folk (Like mine) built up food forest. Things that were razed and destroyed as a part of racist violence. Colonization is ongoing
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bloodthirsty magic @sanguinarysorcery.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
my job title, again, is CUSTOMER SERVICE. when our clients need invoicing shit resolved, it's out of my hands why the fuck isn't it out of my hands for vendor invoices?
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bloodthirsty magic @sanguinarysorcery.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
YOU got the invoicing email from the vendor's accounting team. i told you the shipping charge was unauthorized and fwd'd you the email where i made it clear to use our collect shipping acct, why am *i* still fully responsible for harassing the vendor for a revised invoice
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bloodthirsty magic @sanguinarysorcery.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
why in the fuck do *i* have to constantly go to vendors to argue "you didn't follow the collect shipment iInstructions explicitly printed on our POs"? and then it's still on me when "the company (who made like $4B last fiscal year) had to eat this $21 freight charge"
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bloodthirsty magic @sanguinarysorcery.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
like how parent company Accounts Payable is apparently inept about paying vendor invoices (for no? apparent reason????) to where WE get put on credit holds that take six WEEKS to get cleared up my job is CUSTOMER SERVICE, why the FUCK do CSRs have to figure out AP's unpaid invoices for them?
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bloodthirsty magic @sanguinarysorcery.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
man, one of the more annoying things about my job is that it's so brain-twistingly complicated / detailed that i can't even vague-post bitch about it because the full context of How This Is Stupid takes too much to explain
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bloodthirsty magic @sanguinarysorcery.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
you'd help so many lizards stay warm
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bloodthirsty magic @sanguinarysorcery.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
you'd become my favorite cryptid friendo
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bloodthirsty magic @sanguinarysorcery.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
they can make SO MANY tacos
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Max Overdrive @delablo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Cat in NC looking for a home! Cute and apparently loves cars!
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bloodthirsty magic @sanguinarysorcery.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
ngl, the existence of Bobby Kotick us the primary driving force behind my dislike of Blizzard games old man telling at clouds: i still hate him for, a decade ago, essentially wanting in-game story cutscenes locked behind microtransactions
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bloodthirsty magic @sanguinarysorcery.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
THAT DOESN'T HELP THE DISILLUSIONMENT LMAO
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bloodthirsty magic @sanguinarysorcery.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
we just did the test, man. YOU went to the expensive school that learned what the number means when compared to the rest of the patient
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bloodthirsty magic @sanguinarysorcery.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
oh man, i've became disillusioned with the state of local lhealthcare when working in a medical lab the number of doctors calling lab techs with, "what does this result mean? what should i diagnose my patient with?"? we don't know that, YOU'RE THE DOCTOR NOT US
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🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
When I worked at an engineering firm—the only girl—and was learning multiple languages, meeting w/the CEO for Y2K, teaching the older engineers how to double click (it’s click-click, not click…click) they called me a “secretary who can transcribe math” & said the CEO met w/me cause I was a girl
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KR Game Studios @krgamestudios.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yep. People treat it like its something new and groundbreaking, but its literally the same technology that powered those old 20 Questions toys from the 90s.
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pete rogers, professional diaper changer @petemrogers.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
one of my favorite tweets of all time
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Timothy C. Baker @timothycbaker.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yesterday I bought three bottles of Crystal. Today I watched Hellraiser for the first time in decades, and Chatterer was easily my favourite. This all checks out.
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12tone @12tone.nebula.tv · 06/10/2026
Williams, 37, then unleashed her response to the DHS’ statement in an Instagram Story post Monday: “And may I suggest all Nazi bitches suck on my fat d***.”

A DHS representative did not immediately return The Independent’s request for comment.
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Nicole Dornsife | Thornwolf @thornwolf.com · 06/10/2026
The president threatened to sacrifice my city and I’m trying so hard not to fedpost but my god, to say I am furious is an understatement. Anyway if you voted for or support Trump unfollow me, my work is not for you.
An angry bear rising up among raised fists with the text “you poked the bear” representing California. It’s only 3 colors just red white and black. I wanted to make it full color but I’m too busy working on client work so I can afford living in Trump’s America
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Xydexx Unicorn 🦄💕🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @xydexxunicorn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
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bloodthirsty magic @sanguinarysorcery.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
and the vendors we use for third party services? OH MY GOD, THE /VENDORS/ "hi, i know you don't have Pre-Calibration test point data and only After Calibration data, can you confirm if this was Adjusted?" "yes, if you read the report, there is no Pre-Cal data available"
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bloodthirsty magic @sanguinarysorcery.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
and boy HOWDY the levels of brain twisting gymnastics i deal with on a daily basis? like, if i ever come off as insane, it's because i am and it's from DOING THIS AS MY JOB
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bloodthirsty magic @sanguinarysorcery.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
my job title may be "customer support rep" but hot DANG, my job is ~so~ much harder and STUPID than your typical csr or call center job the difference is i'm a csr for ✨pharmaceutical companies✨ getting drug manufacturing equipment calibrated (and FDA compliant)
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Holt @theholtster.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Being a furry is the easiest thing ever. You pick the animal you wanna be and for all time your friends will send you pics or vids of that animal while saying "this is you🫵"
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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
can’t think of a better example of AI being mostly a solution to a problem that doesn’t exist also it can’t help when this is your user base
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@nic_carter
X.com
this is about me and i'm not sorry! i don't have time
to autistically read forums and random team news
or whatever.
i'm sure spending hours and hours running your
fantasy team is a good ROI if you're unemployed but
some of us have jobs
also my team is stacked so that's another point in
the Al columnAndrew Weiner • @DickeyNate • 18h
What's the point if playing fantasy football if
you're just going to automate it

nic carter
@nic_carter • 17h
there's no point to fantasy football, it's grown ass
men pretending to draft NFL players

OpenWindowManiac @Cit_rusK •17h
Then just don't do it?

nic carter *
@nic_carter
X.com
social obligation
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager
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dr. hazel 🕸️🕷️ @hazelmonforton.com · 06/10/2026
Warhammer 40k is more important to the British economy than cod.
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Avishai ✡️ Weinberger @avishaiw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I gotta wonder, when Daniel Krauss was writing his stirring epic about sons and fathers and guilt and trauma and spiritual awakenings within the bone-breaking stomach of a whale, did he ever think “hot damn they’re gonna make good popcorn buckets out of this”
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B @judi-hench.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Meme from Peaky Blinders. Cillian Murphy is instructing his men, "No hate-watching! No! Fucking! Hate! Watching!"
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