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@sandiegian.bsky.social
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i love ariana grande, my pug, drag queens, & commitment to the bit

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Ian @sandiegian.bsky.social · 3h
so anyway just vote the opposite
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Ian @sandiegian.bsky.social · 14h
erik greupner seething
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Ian @sandiegian.bsky.social · 14h
I wish the Padres played in the American League Central. (they’d probably lose, but still)
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Ian @sandiegian.bsky.social · 16h
dude the Aztecs football program might be the least relevant team in all of San Diego
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Ian @sandiegian.bsky.social · 16h
such a beautiful city
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Ian @sandiegian.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I didn’t even like the pb one back then but yeah it’s definitely seems like it got worse
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Ian @sandiegian.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It’s not even bougie it’s basically a blander dennys
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Ian @sandiegian.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
who tf likes the broken yolk. hands down one of the worst restaurants I’ve ever been to and I’ve tried it multiple times. Yet somehow it’s in business and people go.
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Ian @sandiegian.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Again, it wasn’t a serious evaluation.
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Ian @sandiegian.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
stop being so parasocial you nasty person
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Ian @sandiegian.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I spent waaaaay too much time online researching them lmao
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Ian @sandiegian.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
it wasn’t a serious evaluation
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Ian @sandiegian.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I remember when the Mets did it in ‘22 with trumpet dude when the Pads eliminated them 6-0. He came in down 4 late and they played it and I had second hand embarrassment for them
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Ian @sandiegian.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Where did I shit on Padres fans? I said the lowest common denominator of fans. That’s not unique to Padres fans. It’s gimmicky and lame
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Ian @sandiegian.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I have. I’ve even been to venues where they don’t have scoreboard theatrics at all 🤯 . Ive seen it elsewhere but I haven’t seen it on EVERY pitch, in EVERY situation like last night. Then playing the reaper down 2 runs in the 7th was a joke. They NEVER did that in a non save during the reg season
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Ian @sandiegian.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It actually isn’t but sure, if you say so.
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Ian @sandiegian.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I don’t know how I can be any fucking clearer
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Tucupita Paisano @planz33.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
ok she lied to me. she lied to us all
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Ian @sandiegian.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I love your positive outlook
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Ian @sandiegian.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I felt humiliated, especially when they played the reaper shit in the seventh fucking inning down two.
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Ian @sandiegian.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Two outs no one on, down two runs. Samad Taylor with an 0-1 count GET LOUD MAKE NOISE WAVE THOSE TOWELS. Shut up!!!
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Ian @sandiegian.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I didn’t notice it last game because the Padres scored early and won, but holy shit the Petco Park experience is so embarrassing. They cater the lowest common denominator of fans. Every fucking pitch. MAKE NOISE. GET LOUD. Fuck you. I’ll get loud when they score runs fucking christ get a grip
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Ian @sandiegian.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Thank you fans on the Petco park scoreboard
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Ian @sandiegian.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
austin hays and his dumbo ears batting fifth and now this?
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Ian @sandiegian.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
not me, a homosexual, being forced to watch jason adam throw away the padres season lmao
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ƧƎЯᗡAꟼ FAN @maseinurface.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
90 minutes to game time. Are you 🫵wearing your lucky team merchandise? Did you 🫵 eat the right things today? Did you 🫵 drive home the right route? Remember, 🫵 you ARE a wizard 🫵 you DO have metaphysical impact on the games 🫵 it IS your fault if they lose because 🫵 you 🫵 don’t post good enough LFGSD
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kwisatz haderade (#FreeSkylar) @booksandbows.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
you can all thank melany for tonight.
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Ian @sandiegian.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
static.klipy.com
See You Tomorrow Fuck You
Alt: Larry David leaving with the fuck you and i'll see you tomorrow gif
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Ian @sandiegian.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
morejon must be hurt otherwise this is malpractice. and if he's hurt, why wasn't he replaced?
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Ian @sandiegian.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
fr where tf is Adrian Morejon?
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Ian @sandiegian.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
will i be going to petco park tomorrow or will i get $125 back? choice is yours @padres
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A Meatwad on Elm Street @wrenispinkle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Padres clearly not up by enough to bring in perennial brokedick Joe Musgrove
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Will Harris @sandwichpick.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
kar
@bustitopen420
check on your friends from San Diego. It's 102 degrees outside, the padres are 1 loss away from their season ending, gas is $6.75, and the president just put a hit out on them
6:18 PM . 06 Oct 26 . 503K Views
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Ian @sandiegian.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
adrian morejon isn't available?
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Ian @sandiegian.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Bugs Bunny's Malnourished Carrot
Alt: Bugs Bunny's Malnourished Carrot
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Ian @sandiegian.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i could get real horned up for a nando homer rn
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Ian @sandiegian.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
they just showing the most corny dorks in the stands or what?
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Ian @sandiegian.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm really tired of haggard ass christian yelich
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Ian @sandiegian.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Bogaerts may not be able to hit, but he's a damn good baserunner.
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Ian @sandiegian.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
those scrappy little padres!
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Ian @sandiegian.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
GOD DAMNIT MERRILL
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Ian @sandiegian.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
cancun lfgsd
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Ian @sandiegian.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
YA NASTY
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Ian @sandiegian.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’ve made peace with rooting for the letters on the ballcap vs the player. But only when it conveniences me every once in a blue moon. I deserve it.
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Ian @sandiegian.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
She’s just from Padres Twitter, where it’s common place to attack people for having thoughts and opinions
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Ian @sandiegian.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
maybe if you actually read the things that she’s talked about you would have your answer. Bc it’s a pretty good one. Being gay in this world is pretty fucking hard, especially when you’re rooting for players that actively hate your existence. When someone like Hader is an ally, it means something.
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NC Padres @ncpadres.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I am at peace. They've already lost in my mind
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Ian @sandiegian.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It’s exhausting. I went on Facebook to do marketplace stuff for a hot second and the amount of olds generating weird ass ai photos of themselves nearly put me into a coma
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Ian @sandiegian.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oooof brutal
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Ian @sandiegian.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’m so tired of seeing a post and having to decide whether it’s AI or not. I’m actually exhausted.
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