Ian @sandiegian.bsky.social · 14hI wish the Padres played in the American League Central. (they’d probably lose, but still) 020
Ian @sandiegian.bsky.social · 16hdude the Aztecs football program might be the least relevant team in all of San Diego 010
Ian @sandiegian.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I didn’t even like the pb one back then but yeah it’s definitely seems like it got worse 110
Ian @sandiegian.bsky.social · 10/10/2026who tf likes the broken yolk. hands down one of the worst restaurants I’ve ever been to and I’ve tried it multiple times. Yet somehow it’s in business and people go. 680
Ian @sandiegian.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I spent waaaaay too much time online researching them lmao 020
Ian @sandiegian.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I remember when the Mets did it in ‘22 with trumpet dude when the Pads eliminated them 6-0. He came in down 4 late and they played it and I had second hand embarrassment for them 000
Ian @sandiegian.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Where did I shit on Padres fans? I said the lowest common denominator of fans. That’s not unique to Padres fans. It’s gimmicky and lame 000
Ian @sandiegian.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I have. I’ve even been to venues where they don’t have scoreboard theatrics at all 🤯 . Ive seen it elsewhere but I haven’t seen it on EVERY pitch, in EVERY situation like last night. Then playing the reaper down 2 runs in the 7th was a joke. They NEVER did that in a non save during the reg season 110
Reposted by IanTucupita Paisano @planz33.bsky.social · 08/10/2026ok she lied to me. she lied to us all 1217
Ian @sandiegian.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I felt humiliated, especially when they played the reaper shit in the seventh fucking inning down two. 030
Ian @sandiegian.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Two outs no one on, down two runs. Samad Taylor with an 0-1 count GET LOUD MAKE NOISE WAVE THOSE TOWELS. Shut up!!! 060
Ian @sandiegian.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I didn’t notice it last game because the Padres scored early and won, but holy shit the Petco Park experience is so embarrassing. They cater the lowest common denominator of fans. Every fucking pitch. MAKE NOISE. GET LOUD. Fuck you. I’ll get loud when they score runs fucking christ get a grip 3110
Ian @sandiegian.bsky.social · 08/10/2026austin hays and his dumbo ears batting fifth and now this? 110
Ian @sandiegian.bsky.social · 08/10/2026not me, a homosexual, being forced to watch jason adam throw away the padres season lmao 190
Reposted by IanƧƎЯᗡAꟼ FAN @maseinurface.bsky.social · 30/09/202690 minutes to game time. Are you 🫵wearing your lucky team merchandise? Did you 🫵 eat the right things today? Did you 🫵 drive home the right route? Remember, 🫵 you ARE a wizard 🫵 you DO have metaphysical impact on the games 🫵 it IS your fault if they lose because 🫵 you 🫵 don’t post good enough LFGSD 083
Reposted by Iankwisatz haderade (#FreeSkylar) @booksandbows.bsky.social · 07/10/2026you can all thank melany for tonight. 8303
Ian @sandiegian.bsky.social · 07/10/2026static.klipy.comSee You Tomorrow Fuck YouAlt: Larry David leaving with the fuck you and i'll see you tomorrow gif 0271
Ian @sandiegian.bsky.social · 07/10/2026morejon must be hurt otherwise this is malpractice. and if he's hurt, why wasn't he replaced? 020
Ian @sandiegian.bsky.social · 07/10/2026will i be going to petco park tomorrow or will i get $125 back? choice is yours @padres 280
Reposted by IanA Meatwad on Elm Street @wrenispinkle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Padres clearly not up by enough to bring in perennial brokedick Joe Musgrove 3121
Ian @sandiegian.bsky.social · 07/10/2026static.klipy.comBugs Bunny's Malnourished CarrotAlt: Bugs Bunny's Malnourished Carrot 050
Ian @sandiegian.bsky.social · 07/10/2026they just showing the most corny dorks in the stands or what? 020
Ian @sandiegian.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Bogaerts may not be able to hit, but he's a damn good baserunner. 010
Ian @sandiegian.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I’ve made peace with rooting for the letters on the ballcap vs the player. But only when it conveniences me every once in a blue moon. I deserve it. 010
Ian @sandiegian.bsky.social · 07/10/2026She’s just from Padres Twitter, where it’s common place to attack people for having thoughts and opinions 020
Ian @sandiegian.bsky.social · 07/10/2026maybe if you actually read the things that she’s talked about you would have your answer. Bc it’s a pretty good one. Being gay in this world is pretty fucking hard, especially when you’re rooting for players that actively hate your existence. When someone like Hader is an ally, it means something. 1150
Reposted by IanNC Padres @ncpadres.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I am at peace. They've already lost in my mind 141
Ian @sandiegian.bsky.social · 06/10/2026It’s exhausting. I went on Facebook to do marketplace stuff for a hot second and the amount of olds generating weird ass ai photos of themselves nearly put me into a coma 100
Ian @sandiegian.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I’m so tired of seeing a post and having to decide whether it’s AI or not. I’m actually exhausted. 030