Ian @sandiegian.bsky.social · 5hMadonna winning artist of the year at the 2026 VMAs is kinda insane. I get it. I respect her career but it’s 2026. This take had gotten me in trouble in a TikTok comment section lmao. 010
Reposted by IanPetco Park z @stfu.dad · 01/10/2026The difference between this year and last year? America's #1 Ballpark 😎 1285
Ian @sandiegian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I think about how I went to Chicago in June, and the Cubs easily swept the Padres including winning by 20 runs in the final game. Man, that really didn’t matter, did it? That’s crazy. 080
Ian @sandiegian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026so like they couldn’t have gotten his feet wet in big league action last week? 120
Reposted by IanBilly @lybargerbrewing.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I understand why Taylor was bunting 041
Ian @sandiegian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026the teal is the perfect accent color for the brown and yellow. Fernando never misses 020
Ian @sandiegian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Did my life flash before my eyes on Xander’s second attempt? Yes 010
Ian @sandiegian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026yall mad about hosmer, bruh we gotta listen to clayton kershaw 010
Ian @sandiegian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Sure joe, surestatic.klipy.comKermit the Frog: If You Say So MemeAlt: Kermit the Frog: If You Say So Meme 020
Ian @sandiegian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026what a privilege it is to travel. I’ll never take it for granted. returning to the U.S. just to read and see more horrible things happening here just fucking sucks man. Fuck men. Fuck the patriarchy. Fuck everything that enables them. 050
Reposted by IanMath @bigmemath.bsky.social · 28/09/2026a young Michael Rapaport arrives on set in the '90s 5343
Ian @sandiegian.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I wouldn’t have made it, except my flight from SFO to SAN is now delayed 90 mins. I’ll gladly take it. 010
Ian @sandiegian.bsky.social · 27/09/2026allegedly we're making up time in the air so there's a bit of hope plssss let me make this flight 010
Ian @sandiegian.bsky.social · 27/09/2026well, my flight was delayed for the entire two hours my connection in SFO was going to take. So now I’m gonna be fucked and unable to leave SFO until 7AM. Swear to god they move even slower when delayed. 030
Ian @sandiegian.bsky.social · 27/09/2026honestly how do 38% of Americans approve? Literally life is harder, more expensive, and objectively worse. The fucking delusion 020
Ian @sandiegian.bsky.social · 27/09/2026HOW COME NO ONE TOLD ME ARIANA GRANDE WAS JUST CASUALLY HANGING OUT IN SAN DIEGO? 100
Ian @sandiegian.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I’ll never understand people who stand on people movers. The extra fast walking is so exhilarating 030
Ian @sandiegian.bsky.social · 27/09/2026deplaning etiquette outside the U.S. is bleak. It’s a free for all, anyone goes whenever and shoves their way into being first off the plane no matter what row you’re in. I’m bout ready to slap this euro in front of me 010
Ian @sandiegian.bsky.social · 27/09/2026bruh I’m just catching up but why the fuck did they bring mason miller in a 10-4 game just to let him get ripped when he’s been pitching every fucking day? What am I missing? 120
Ian @sandiegian.bsky.social · 26/09/2026get the hangover game out of the way and win tomorrow ok? k thanks. time to go in for my spa treatments now. Last day in Bali 😭 1100
Ian @sandiegian.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Padres really shouldn’t have celebrated unless they clinched the four seed 130
Ian @sandiegian.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Our Red Sox?? Our Rays?? Padres too hungover to take advantage clock it 100
Ian @sandiegian.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Girl I just heard snippets of Taylor Swift’s new music and I can rest easy knowing Ariana would NEVER put out AI sounding slop like that. YIKES 010
Ian @sandiegian.bsky.social · 24/09/2026new beginnings, a rebirth. 9.14.24 will always be so important to me also how cliche is it to get a tattoo in Bali? 041
Ian @sandiegian.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The wildest thing about traveling to certain countries is not having to tip because people are paid living wages 020
Reposted by IanLisa Guerrero @lisaguerrero.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Not only did I meet Robert Kraft, I worked for him. His kid Jonathan asked me to “remove the black music” from my gameday playlist in ‘94 & I refused so they fired me. I was the cheerleader director at the time.  I sued them for wrongful termination and won. So yes, I know that motherfucker.  329253025782
Ian @sandiegian.bsky.social · 15/09/2026In 20 ish hours, I’ll be in Singapore and have never lived in September 15, 2026. Time zones are wild. 030
Ian @sandiegian.bsky.social · 12/09/2026nothing was funnier than yonder alonso saying manny was getting locked in before he struck out lmfao 051
Ian @sandiegian.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I made people mad on tiktok because I posted about how if you’re using AI to make an unoriginal dumbass photo of yourself in the 80s makes you a complete loser. the smooth brains didn’t take too kindly to that. 130
