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Sam (Destroyer of Hairs) @samwisethegoat.northsky.social · 24/09/2026

Did y'all know that a thing called COVID bladder exists? ... me neither. It feels like a UTI. And so, I'm still awake at 3:00 because I'm going to the toilet every 5 minutes. I'm getting better in all other areas, 12 days from first symptoms (of this round of the illness).

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Sam (Destroyer of Hairs) @samwisethegoat.northsky.social · 22/09/2026

My little brother has been working on his musical talents for years - almost a decade. He just put out his very first single - baby boy did all of the work on this on his own and I'm proud as fuck of him. Please give it a listen and let me know what you think. open.spotify.com/track/58RJEY...

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Café

Killdeer · Café · Song · 2026

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Sam (Destroyer of Hairs) @samwisethegoat.northsky.social · 22/09/2026

As a trans person, I usually opt to sit next to or near other minorities on public transport because they feel safe. I hope that they also feel safer sitting next to me.

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Sam (Destroyer of Hairs) @samwisethegoat.northsky.social · 04/08/2026

Headed back into the hospital for 12-14 days on Friday to get a leak fixed, so I can be peeing only out of one hole. Definitely looking forward to that, definitely not looking forward to another 2 weeks of having a catheter in.

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Sam (Destroyer of Hairs) @samwisethegoat.northsky.social · 04/08/2026

Bruh, why is it like, so hot in northern Europe rn? (rhetorical, I know it's climate change)

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Sam (Destroyer of Hairs) @samwisethegoat.northsky.social · 28/07/2026

So I made this to hang on the wall of my studio. Y'all can use it for free. Throw it on a tote bag, make it into a little song, print it and hang it on your wall. We don't need to hate a whole group for the actions of the few.

Over a green background with a large, pink, curvy blob, darker pink text reads "FOLLOWING A RELIGION IS NOT THE SAME AS COMMITTING VIOLENCE IN ITS NAME" yellow text under that reads "AND IF YOU THINK THEY'RE ALL TO BLAME THE FASCISTS MAY HAVE TAKEN YOUR BRAIN"

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Sam (Destroyer of Hairs) @samwisethegoat.northsky.social · 28/07/2026

And this is now being used to stir up anti-Muslim and anti-Immigrant (even though not applicable here) sentiments, ahead of a really important election. So I'm mourning in a lot of ways. It's so normal for western society to demonize Islam, I see anti-Muslim stickers U-Bahn stations in Berlin.

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Sam (Destroyer of Hairs) @samwisethegoat.northsky.social · 28/07/2026

On top of that, the attacker was an Islamist extremist - radicalized from around 12 years old, fresh out of the juvenile detention center. He was only 21, and he was a German citizen, born in Berlin.

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Sam (Destroyer of Hairs) @samwisethegoat.northsky.social · 28/07/2026

Hi, y'all. Me and mine are all uninjured from the attack at the big Berlin CSD event at Tiergarten. We weren't there. We are torn up emotionally, about it for a lot of reasons. A woman lost her life, many other attendees were left seriously injured. This is a fucking awful thing.

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Sam (Destroyer of Hairs) @samwisethegoat.northsky.social · 08/07/2026

I think I'm becoming old. I guess that's okay.

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Sam (Destroyer of Hairs) @samwisethegoat.northsky.social · 02/07/2026

Getting ready to get back to work after (mostly) healing from my phalloplasty. I literally opened up my books for July yesterday and I've already got 4 clients booked (2 returning, 2 new).

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Jennifer Lopez: I've Been So Blessed on SNL

Alt: Jennifer Lopez saying during the opening monologue for SNL: "I got to be honest, I've Been So Blessed"

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Sam (Destroyer of Hairs) @samwisethegoat.northsky.social · 27/06/2026

My heart goes out to the millions of Germans who won't be able to Luft their homes today, due to the heat wave. <3

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Sam (Destroyer of Hairs) @samwisethegoat.northsky.social · 24/06/2026

Just popping in to remind y'all that I've got a swinging dick and that gender affirming surgery is the cat's pajamas.

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Sam (Destroyer of Hairs) @samwisethegoat.northsky.social · 13/06/2026

Hi! I'm alive. I just don't have a smartphone and forget that this place exists. It's kinda rad, TBH. #DumbPhoneLife

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Sam (Destroyer of Hairs) @samwisethegoat.northsky.social · 30/05/2026

When our youngest cat poops in the litter box, we call it "hate criming". I don't know what is happening in her guts, but what comes out of them is terrifying.

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Sam (Destroyer of Hairs) @samwisethegoat.northsky.social · 17/05/2026

Going through and cleaning up photos to prepare to remove my data from Google's servers has me feeling all kinds of feels. Last photo of my guy, Rio, was in September of last year. He died in October. I think I'll miss him forever.

A bicolour (black and white), tuxedo cat is curled up into a ball. His ear on the underside is folded a bit, and he's relaxed to a point that you can determine he's probably sleeping. He's lying on a pink duvet.

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Sam (Destroyer of Hairs) @samwisethegoat.northsky.social · 13/05/2026

Eve (wife) and I just ordered Mudita phones, so y'all will probably see a lot less of me in the future. We're really looking forward to more data privacy. ✨

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Sam (Destroyer of Hairs) @samwisethegoat.northsky.social · 13/05/2026

If you're a Trans person who changed careers to care for other Trans people, what made you do it? When we moved to Berlin, my wife struggled to find a provider for needle epilation that looked welcoming for Trans folks. I thought "I could probably do that".

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Sam (Destroyer of Hairs) @samwisethegoat.northsky.social · 11/05/2026

Mine isn't as legendary as Stacy's, but I think it's enough to earn me some scrolling... ✋🏻🛑 STOP 🛑✋🏻 You are being BOOTED from the skyline! Reskeet with a photo of your 🥾👢 BO0TS👢 🥾 continue scrolling.

Sam, looking like a character choice from a 90s snowboarding video game, wearing a black beanie, faded black wide-leg jeans, black, platform Chelsea boots, a black mock-neck sweater, and a black & white short sleeve, collared, button down shirt over top of the sweater. He's wearing a couple of silver necklaces, and the coolest pair of sunnies ever. He's posing with his hands in his pockets and looking off to his right. He's standing in a sitting area on a corner in an urban city center.

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Sam (Destroyer of Hairs) @samwisethegoat.northsky.social · 11/05/2026

Still alive, living that propping life. Did y'all know that post-phallo, for give or take a month, your new penis isn't supposed to dangle for longer than 10 minutes at a time? It has to be horizontal to the ground all other times. So I'm basically couch or bed-bound. It's... Not very rad.

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Sam (Destroyer of Hairs) @samwisethegoat.northsky.social · 08/05/2026

Healing arm skin graft from phalloplasty, day 13 post-op. ✨

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Sam (Destroyer of Hairs) @samwisethegoat.northsky.social · 07/05/2026

My belly is still so swollen & achy, family. 😭 It can take up to 2 months, apparently, to get back to normal. I guess they had to go under the muscle, between the mons and belly button (think C-section scar) to get to all of the nerve and blood supply connections they needed.

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Sam (Destroyer of Hairs) @samwisethegoat.northsky.social · 07/05/2026

Stitches were bitches. Took 20 minutes to have them removed today (and one was too deep to get, but damn did they try), wife thought my cock fell off or something, and had a big panic in the waiting room.

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Sam (Destroyer of Hairs) @samwisethegoat.northsky.social · 07/05/2026

Y'all with the "estrogen is good shit" posts GIVING ME LIFE. 🥰

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Sam (Destroyer of Hairs) @samwisethegoat.northsky.social · 07/05/2026

Y'all, healing 3 surgical sites, far away from each other is hard. Glad to be doing it at home, though.

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Sam (Destroyer of Hairs) @samwisethegoat.northsky.social · 04/05/2026

"I'm gonna miss the cath bag getting stopped for no reason and leaving the tube and my bladder full." - No one ever

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Sam (Destroyer of Hairs) @samwisethegoat.northsky.social · 04/05/2026

I have the best friends. I had at least one visitor almost every day of my 11 days so far in hospital. I'm just, like, deeply fucking touched by this.

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Sam (Destroyer of Hairs) @samwisethegoat.northsky.social · 04/05/2026

My friend left. I'm sad. Happy for him, but sad. One more sleep here, for me.

Sam, a white, non-binary, Trans-masculine person with a high hairline on the sides of its forehead, coming forward into a widow's peak at the front. It has brown hair, in an updo, clipped on top of its head, and a mustache and beard. It has green eyes, gauged earlobes, and thick, black tentacle tattoos visible coming up the front of its neck, from under its shirt. It looks sad, as it sits in its hospital bed, with an empty, plastic-wrapped bed beside it.

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Sam (Destroyer of Hairs) @samwisethegoat.northsky.social · 04/05/2026

Got the wound cleaning solution gauze on my weiner and eating Pringles, what's up with y'all?

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Sam (Destroyer of Hairs) @samwisethegoat.northsky.social · 04/05/2026

2 things: I've been married to my wife for 3 years, today. I get to go home tomorrow. Life is rad.

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Sam (Destroyer of Hairs) @samwisethegoat.northsky.social · 03/05/2026

Both of these things, actually. Been years since I owned a bra, however, and I'd prefer if the nuggets were vegan (but GOOD vegan nuggets iykyk).

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Sam (Destroyer of Hairs) @samwisethegoat.northsky.social · 03/05/2026

Having a lil pizza party with the trans dudes on the ward this evening. I feel like a foreign exchange student. I don't have a very good command of the German language, and none of them know English very well (though my roommate and I manage pretty well). Nice to be included, though. 🥰

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The Vampire Stacy 🫦 @stacy.is.relentlessly.online · 03/05/2026

doing drugs* *the most buttery mashed potatoes ever

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Sam (Destroyer of Hairs) @samwisethegoat.northsky.social · 03/05/2026

My hospital roommate and I are worried about our penises. They're doing normal healing things, according to doctors and nurses. But still. We gotta worry. Stupid brains.

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