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samwise

@samwise.photos
153 followers 198 following 189 posts

photographer, idiot he / him

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samwise @samwise.photos · 05/09/2026
there she is!!!!
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samwise @samwise.photos · 02/09/2026
banger
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samwise @samwise.photos · 27/08/2026
to a layman, this is almost as equally magical as physically turning yourself invisible holy shit what a feat
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samwise @samwise.photos · 26/08/2026
glad you're here for another lap around the sun with us 💜
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samwise @samwise.photos · 24/08/2026
i'm still left wondering if it will be possible to experience the joy of choosing a vinyl siding package for my in-game home, possibly comparing the cost-benefit analysis of board & batten versus shingle styling. anything less would be a disappointment.
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samwise @samwise.photos · 23/08/2026
hell yeah
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samwise @samwise.photos · 19/08/2026
you gonna call him a liar?????
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samwise @samwise.photos · 06/08/2026
may I ask why other headlines for this story imply that McConnell himself said this?
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samwise @samwise.photos · 20/07/2026
oh hell yes fuck yes
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
every time the horse says this it's great but this is especially great
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samwise @samwise.photos · 14/07/2026
that's a lotta clam!!!
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samwise @samwise.photos · 09/07/2026
do you think the cheesecake factory ever experienced something like the triangle shirtwaist fire
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samwise @samwise.photos · 25/06/2026
in the distance, a boat
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samwise @samwise.photos · 21/06/2026
using the rear handlebars to ride backwards naked, navigating by carefully analyzing the subtle changes of wind across my butthole
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samwise @samwise.photos · 09/06/2026
in the distance, a horse
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samwise @samwise.photos · 01/06/2026
i will miss this lake and the 80+ year old men all flying their little kites
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samwise @samwise.photos · 01/06/2026
guy who is staunchly opposed to getting anything wet aaaaand post
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samwise @samwise.photos · 01/06/2026
there's celebrating pride month and then there's Celebrating Pride Month.
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samwise @samwise.photos · 20/05/2026
jokes on google i don't have a permanent address
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samwise @samwise.photos · 19/05/2026
rare five-leaf clover dog
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samwise @samwise.photos · 18/05/2026
frotdog
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samwise @samwise.photos · 18/05/2026
if the eyebrows don't fit you must acquit
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samwise @samwise.photos · 18/05/2026
if named F why not removable viewfinder like glorious Nikon F? Stolen valor.
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samwise @samwise.photos · 05/05/2026
the missing person was safely located inside the crocodile
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samwise @samwise.photos · 17/04/2026
yeah put on that one album, what's it called, uhhhh
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samwise @samwise.photos · 17/04/2026
i understand this is supposed to be meat but it kind of looks like blueberry fruit leather
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samwise @samwise.photos · 16/04/2026
dog
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samwise @samwise.photos · 16/04/2026
boards of canada is online
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samwise @samwise.photos · 07/04/2026
i am making a real effort to interpret this as sexual and none of you fuckers are going to stop me
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samwise @samwise.photos · 01/04/2026
dog
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samwise @samwise.photos · 28/03/2026
Foreign object lost in colon, refuses treatment until Dr. Abbott reassures me he'll be performing the removal manually
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samwise @samwise.photos · 27/03/2026
the luther burger didn't deserve to be panned harder than balut
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samwise @samwise.photos · 25/03/2026
how about instead of watching the transphobic wizard show we all re-read discworld together
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samwise @samwise.photos · 20/03/2026
there are two wolves inside of me, rank-ass SM57 and absolutely dented to fuck, paint chipping SM58 they are best friends and i love them both
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onion person @junlper.beer · 20/03/2026
you are loved, and we will win
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
the pitt should introduce a character exhibiting symptoms of delirium who won't stop yelling that everyone in the hospital is in a tv show
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samwise @samwise.photos · 08/03/2026
it's worse than that. it's sold through goodwillfinds / shopgoodwill which they can price fix because they run their own auctions. if an item is about to sell for cheap, they "ghost bid" the price up, then charge exorbitant rates on shipping. absolute dogshit company.
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samwise @samwise.photos · 06/03/2026
I'd be a bit short with people if I missed my ride, too
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samwise @samwise.photos · 05/03/2026
KOVAHU, BRINGER OF TONES
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 05/03/2026
Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM
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samwise @samwise.photos · 04/03/2026
the dog has created a Snow Art
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samwise @samwise.photos · 04/03/2026
it's 5am and all i can think of this standing for is a Cheese Ham Avocado and dEgg sandwich i don't have defenses for this. i can't stop these desires
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samwise @samwise.photos · 02/03/2026
"shatter a long strand of solid candle wax in your urethra" says macos. "why does this pop up every time i open my laptop?" I wonder,
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
bluesky, the north american yelling about hockey app
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samwise @samwise.photos · 22/02/2026
happy birthday!
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samwise @samwise.photos · 22/02/2026
agent dana scully of the popular television series "the x-files", seated at a desk with her head in her hands, in front of a poster featuring a UFO bearing the text "i want to believe"
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samwise @samwise.photos · 19/02/2026
update on the stray cat that my dad was absolutely, under no circumstances, going to adopt
the happiest gray cat in the world laying across some studio equipment and a keyboard
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samwise @samwise.photos · 13/02/2026
in the big cock handy mountains,
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samwise @samwise.photos · 03/02/2026
will the intern tasked with posting for chuck please take five minutes to actually show him the replies? you'd be doing everyone a real solid here
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samwise @samwise.photos · 25/01/2026
HAPPY SWEET BABY CHILD
a very happy black lab covered in a light dusting of snow
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