Reposted by Samuel PaulEmo Philips @emophilips.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Back in ‘22 in Minneapolis I had the pleasure of opening for Ird Al Yanko. I did half an hour. Oct 7 thru 10 I’ll be at the Acme Comedy Company doing an hour. It’ll feel strange talking twice as slowly. 1338537
Samuel Paul @samuelpostpaul.bsky.social · 06/10/2026and then you were Outta There Like Steve Martin 000
Samuel Paul @samuelpostpaul.bsky.social · 02/10/2026check out Charlie's BDHE* *Big Dennis Hopper Energy 000
Samuel Paul @samuelpostpaul.bsky.social · 30/09/2026[Winkler's extra-gentle life insurance ad voice] "Hi... I'm President George Washington..." 110
Reposted by Samuel PaulKrisPLettuce @krisplettuce.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Some people will tell you that Sid wasn't a good talker, I am not one of those people 3243
Samuel Paul @samuelpostpaul.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"we offered assistance, sir, but the captain of the Fleming instructed us to 'live and let die.'" 000
Samuel Paul @samuelpostpaul.bsky.social · 29/09/2026when Kirk was transformed into an aggrieved Fo x News viewer 000
Samuel Paul @samuelpostpaul.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"... since this is Voyager and, somehow, we haven't had a scene set in the holodeck in [checks wrist-chronometer] twenty-eight minutes." 000
Samuel Paul @samuelpostpaul.bsky.social · 29/09/2026sorry, what? I couldn't take my eyes off this Henry Winkler ass depiction of Washington 231
Samuel Paul @samuelpostpaul.bsky.social · 29/09/2026this thread has been the most fun I've had w/ DS9 since I downloaded the whole series in .avi's offa Limewire or some shit, back in 2004, and spent the autumn+winter months eyeball-deep in the Gamma Quadrant 081
Samuel Paul @samuelpostpaul.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Tommy Kirk's narrow lil ass as Bouncing Boy--?! 010
Reposted by Samuel PaulGoh_billy @gohbilly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I can't seem to get past the first level in Super Mortal Kombat Bros. 2. Thank you again to my bro @blondetanamobay.bsky.social for helping me animate this. 315166
Samuel Paul @samuelpostpaul.bsky.social · 25/09/2026pulling a quick Harrison Ford "who, me..?" face 010
Samuel Paul @samuelpostpaul.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Julian's "just be cool" expression, after three consecutive bong rips 000
Samuel Paul @samuelpostpaul.bsky.social · 25/09/2026[Bobby di Nero voice] I'm a Cardassian, Ben... can you milk me? 000
Reposted by Samuel Paulmattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 25/09/2026three time recipient of the prestigious Made the Nurse Practitioner Laugh award 1072522
Samuel Paul @samuelpostpaul.bsky.social · 23/09/2026back when mamas didn't dance and daddies very rarely rocked n rolled 000
Samuel Paul @samuelpostpaul.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Combs's reaction to that is maybe the single best comedic take in any Trek ep, ever ... okay, Michael Dorn notwithstanding 000
Reposted by Samuel PaulDC Prox @dcprox.bsky.social · 15/09/2026When Golden Girls was being developed, Betty was supposed to be Blanche and Rue was supposed to be Rose, based on characters they had each played previously. Bea Arthur wasn't interested in the show at first, but one of the things that changed her mind was when Rue and Betty switched. 1172
Samuel Paul @samuelpostpaul.bsky.social · 15/09/2026auditioning your symptoms for the captain -- great system we've got here in Starfleet🙄 srsly tho, Dr Crusher will divulge her patients' medical information at the drop of a commander's 3rd pip 000
Samuel Paul @samuelpostpaul.bsky.social · 15/09/2026"... or not to deliver the plasma, that is the question... whether 'tis nobler to be re-separated from Tuvix by the transporter or--" 000
Reposted by Samuel PaulBrandon Bird @brandonbird.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Party on, Columbo. Party on, Garth. 48810
Samuel Paul @samuelpostpaul.bsky.social · 10/09/2026it's mainly the eyes... ("like a doll's eyes ...") 110
Samuel Paul @samuelpostpaul.bsky.social · 10/09/2026holy shit does that commodore look like Robert Shaw or what 100
Reposted by Samuel PaulProPublica @propublica.org · 08/09/2026Over and over, 3M scientist Kris Hansen found PFOS, a chemical her company made, in people’s blood. Her bosses doubted her work: How could it be everywhere? Finally, she found one batch of blood samples without PFOS — but with it came a devastating revelation. Full episode: propub.li/4gVmPRQ 241686664
Reposted by Samuel PaulDavid BASTARDspan @davidbix.com · 05/09/2026Remember when Grace Jones and Robert Vaughn joined the nWo? 74913
Reposted by Samuel PaulCats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 03/09/2026A gem at the county fair art show. 🎨 138102321614
Reposted by Samuel PaulRichard @sirlariato.northsky.social · 03/09/2026MYRON REED!!!! #AEWDynamite 324278
Samuel Paul @samuelpostpaul.bsky.social · 02/09/2026also, henceforth, the parts of the skeleton we formerly knew as 'ribs' are to be called McRibs McDonalds, LLC has ratified this and "IT" is BINDING 000
Reposted by Samuel PaulBill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 01/09/2026This CBS headline is a close cousin of the National Lampoon version from years ago: Headline: "TWO DACRON WOMEN FEARED MISSING IN VOLCANIC DISASTER" Subhed: "Japan Destroyed" 1/2 510417
Samuel Paul @samuelpostpaul.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I've been instructed that it's only white supremacy if you forget to use the euphemism """western""" """civilization""" 000
Reposted by Samuel PaulTom. @notthattomgreen.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Someone was talking about PAC being stoic at meet & greets on Twitter, so it reminded me of this anecdote. 12932291
Samuel Paul @samuelpostpaul.bsky.social · 28/08/2026it's never not funny when the flag is flying half-mast in front of mcdonalds 010