Sam Foley @samuelfoley.com · 15hI had a Bitcoin wallet when they were worth ~1 cent each. I have many regrets. 010
Reposted by Sam Foleynoam @noamchompers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Postdoc appreciation week is over, so please, STOP appreciating postdocs. They will get some more appreciation next year 910111
Sam Foley @samuelfoley.com · 25/09/2026Nicolaas van Kampen's essay on the Gibbs Paradox, in addition to being an insightful, no-nonsense explanation gas entropy and indistinguishability ("Quantum mechanics has no bearing on the question"), opens with some comments on physics education that were ahead of the times for 1984! 140
Reposted by Sam FoleyRob Beschizza @beschizza.com · 23/09/2026The time is nearly perfect for a movie about the famously chaotic and dramatic 1976 production of Star Wars, starring Ewan McGregor as Alec Guinness and Hayden Christiansen as David Prowse. 251265217
Reposted by Sam FoleySergey Ovchinnikov @sokrypton.org · 14/09/2026Finally a more intuitaive way to learn pLDDT/pAE? 😎 sokrypton.github.io/protein_figh... (Character idea from @hannes-stark.bsky.social & Alex Waldherr) 727697
Reposted by Sam FoleyLauren Lassabe Shepherd @llassabe.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Two types of academic correspondence are “apologies for the delay but I’ll need more time” and “hey do you wanna do this thing with me three years from now” 25111
Sam Foley @samuelfoley.com · 09/09/2026This is a really nice post about teaching and giving exams now that LLMs are everywhere. Rather CS-focused, but still interesting generally. ploum.net/2026-01-19-e...ploum.netGiving University Exams in the Age of ChatbotsGiving University Exams in the Age of Chatbots par Ploum - Lionel Dricot. 030
Sam Foley @samuelfoley.com · 09/09/2026I deleted my quote tweet of this yesterday because I figured I ought not react too quickly. But man, this is such a naively simplistic view that it's hard to take seriously. 040
Sam Foley @samuelfoley.com · 08/09/2026Perhaps important to note in Buckmaster's statement: "The program this fits into was not started by us nor was it proposed by a Large Language Model." Certainly puts a damper on the "zomg AI is solving all of math" narrative being pushed by OpenAI cims.nyu.edu/~tristanb/st...cims.nyu.edu 000
Sam Foley @samuelfoley.com · 08/09/2026Very interesting to see news outlets seemingly taking sides on the Navier-Stokes priority dispute right from the start. 100
Reposted by Sam FoleyThorn @coelliptic.bsky.social · 25/08/2026here's the aerodynamics of the barbie jet at mach 0.3 1142998
Sam Foley @samuelfoley.com · 22/08/2026Optimist: The cup is half full Pessimist: The cup is half empty Physicist: The cup *was* half full of superfluid Helium-4, but it has climbed the walls of its container and the cup is now empty 020
Sam Foley @samuelfoley.com · 19/08/2026These are the kinds of diagrams I want in the math books I read Taken from "Tubes", 2nd Ed. by Alfred Gray 131
Sam Foley @samuelfoley.com · 28/07/2026Hopkins sent out a fairly obvious phishing attempt as a training email, and it's rather distressing that there's now a thread in the JHU subreddit full of people complaining about getting caught by it and being required to take anti-phishing training. 130
Reposted by Sam FoleyCMU Mellon College of Science @cmuscience.bsky.social · 23/07/2026CMU biophysicists are flipping the script on cell membrane dynamics. They’ve developed a new theoretical framework that links membrane stress to lipid flip-flop, uncovering a key driver of membrane asymmetry. 🧪⚛️ www.cmu.edu/mcs/news-eve...cmu.eduCMU Researchers Capture the Randomness of Lipid Flip-FloppingCell membranes are dynamic, two-sided structures made of asymmetric lipid layers. While lipids can randomly flip-flop from one layer to the other, membrane proteins sort lipids between the two sides. ... 1197
Sam Foley @samuelfoley.com · 12/07/2026It's so funny to read a (science fiction/fantasy) novel written in the immediate aftermath of 9/11 and get to a chapter that's just a completely undisguised complaint about how annoying this newfangled "TSA" is. 120
Reposted by Sam FoleyJed Brown @jedbrown.org · 09/07/2026This sums up the frantic and coerced deployment of "AI" throughout public and private sectors. Results of even cursory audits are horrifying every time, invariably paired with forced adoption and retaliation for asserting professional norms. Colonialism is a cherry on top. 61012468
Sam Foley @samuelfoley.com · 08/07/2026When you're rapidly approaching the grant deadline and finally have a complete draftstatic.klipy.comPaper Squidward Reacts to PaperAlt: Disheveled, not-okay Squidward kisses a stack of papers 210
Sam Foley @samuelfoley.com · 07/07/2026Watching a required university training video and... is Sameer here living in Cyberpunk 2077? 020
Reposted by Sam FoleySam Foley @samuelfoley.com · 06/07/2026Is there a nice (standardized) way to indicate or hint at the integration measure of the functional when writing down a functional derivative? I find it annoying that I can't deduce the units of a functional derivative at a glance the same way I can for ordinary derivative expressions 022
Sam Foley @samuelfoley.com · 06/07/2026Is there a nice (standardized) way to indicate or hint at the integration measure of the functional when writing down a functional derivative? I find it annoying that I can't deduce the units of a functional derivative at a glance the same way I can for ordinary derivative expressions 022
Reposted by Sam FoleyMichael Wriston @michaelwriston.com · 05/07/2026The 4th of July. Reservoir Hill. Baltimore, MD. 2026. 04811
Sam Foley @samuelfoley.com · 03/07/2026Homescreen weather widget was not designed with this weather in mind 150
Reposted by Sam FoleyJason Rasgon @vectorgen.bsky.social · 03/07/2026In terms of both eh direct costs and indirect effects, we've spent 3 times the NIH budget on the fucking war with Iran, and instead of cures all we got was 5 dollar per gallon gas and the loss of all our allies 06929
Reposted by Sam FoleyDenis Wirtz @deniswirtz.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Article by Johns Hopkins President Ron Daniels about the value of academic research and the highly productive partnership between academic institutions and the federal government. Read it here: www.science.org/eprint/VXUK8... 0186
Sam Foley @samuelfoley.com · 02/07/2026Apparently autonomous teams of engineers require significantly higher capability than autonomous teams of researchers, for some reason. Setting aside whatever units "capability" is supposed to have. Inverse hallucinations? Fizzbuzzes/minute? 010
Sam Foley @samuelfoley.com · 30/06/2026What if instead of a grant proposal, I could just put together a packet of all the scribbled down notes on random science ideas I've had and then the reviewer just picks the one they want to fund. I think it would save us both a lot of time. 040
Sam Foley @samuelfoley.com · 29/06/2026On the bright side, though, this is my 100th citation according to google scholar! 020
Sam Foley @samuelfoley.com · 29/06/2026I like to peruse the papers that have cited my work to get an idea of who finds it interesting and useful. For the first time, I've gotten a citation from what seems to be a review-style article chock full of AI-generated figures. In a (supposedly) peer-reviewed journal with a modest impact factor. 221
Sam Foley @samuelfoley.com · 29/06/2026Clicking "Access Through Your Institution" on an article's webpage and being assaulted by the flashing lights of 8 half-pageloads and redirects in the span of two seconds Then being returned to the same page with no PDF download link and an "Access Through Your Institution" button 110
Sam Foley @samuelfoley.com · 27/06/2026Mesmerizing waves that seem to move in slow motion at a water-cyclosiloxane interface. 260
Reposted by Sam FoleyMarkus Deserno @markusdeserno.bsky.social · 23/06/2026📣 Hear! Hear! 🦋 Behold this Bluetorial on a cool paper written with my PhD student Nathaniel Wesnak 🧪 If you want to dive into the rabbit hole of lipid flop-flop and its description as a stochastic process—here’s your TEASER TRAILER on some flippin’ awesome work: doi.org/10.1063/5.03... 1/26doi.orgStochastic process description of lipid flip-flopSince lipid bilayers are self-assembled macroscopic aggregates, their constituent lipid molecules can spontaneously transition between the two leaflets. This so 13013
Sam Foley @samuelfoley.com · 15/06/2026Oh no I accidentally posted a comment that turned out to be a hot take and now my notifications are exploding 020
Sam Foley @samuelfoley.com · 14/06/2026Even all the way in Baltimore, if you aren't watching the game, you still find out the Knicks won by people screaming in the street. 040
Sam Foley @samuelfoley.com · 12/06/2026Just checked and Firefox still suggests that I might mean "clarinet-mediated endometriosis" whenever I type "clathrin-mediated endocytosis" 1101
Reposted by Sam FoleySam Foley @samuelfoley.com · 11/06/2026🧪⚛️ Our paper is finally published in Phys Rev Research! doi.org/10.1103/cnfz... Can cells make decisions using equilibrium physical principles, without resorting to irreversible, energy-consuming signaling cascades? We say yes, with the help of self-assembling membrane proteins! 🧵(1/7) 2297
Reposted by Sam FoleyMargaret Johnson @mejohnson81.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Self-assembly can help cells make decisions: see Sam's awesome work! 093
Sam Foley @samuelfoley.com · 11/06/2026🧪⚛️ Our paper is finally published in Phys Rev Research! doi.org/10.1103/cnfz... Can cells make decisions using equilibrium physical principles, without resorting to irreversible, energy-consuming signaling cascades? We say yes, with the help of self-assembling membrane proteins! 🧵(1/7) 2297
Reposted by Sam FoleyMichael Okun @michael-okun.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Over the last month I saw that human editors are now stripped of control. I could no longer stop the system from auto-inviting "reviewers" with zero relevant expertise. Even worse - the AI began actively revoking the invitations I manually sent out to actual, qualified experts. 141177272