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Sam

@samtongsamton.bsky.social
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Just a good pal who shows up on occasion. #1 Joustus Champion Graduate from the Peggle Institute.

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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 12/10/2023
sometimes i delete a post because i've grown as a person in those 45 seconds
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Sam @samtongsamton.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
its payday so you know what that means... spending a hundred bucks at the board game store
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Sam @samtongsamton.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
what if instead of a check engine light it was a chicken gin light
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TAHK0 @tahk0.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
kids don’t “get outside the map” anymore they don’t “super jump” nowadays they aren’t looking up “secrets” and “easter eggs” these days
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons
Pumpkin hoop
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue is calmly sitting on his computer when he is startled by noises that sound somewhere between coughing and choking. Alarmed, he rushes to investigate.
Blue: Green? Are you okay?

Blue finds Green on his back on the floor, evidently shaken up but otherwise unharmed.
Green: I somehow swallowed spittle wrong.
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Austin DT ᕦ(ˇòᴗó)⊃━☆ඞ @coolausdtindt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Sam @samtongsamton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
An image of a wet black bird in a paper bag, looking back at the viewer. It is captioned: "mcdonalds keeps getting my order wrong 🤦‍♀️ gave me a wet bird AGAIN".
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Dragonclaude @dragonclaude.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Teaching a Ghost to Walk. #Undertale #Alphys #Mettaton
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are sitting at a table, in front of a game board set up with several character figurines and various pieces of landscape terrain. On the table is also a measuring tape and a scattering of dice.
Green: Okay, that makes six. How many points did we need to dodge that strike?
Blue: Eight.
Green: Oof.

Both of the foxes look at the board pensively.
Blue: I guess that concludes the campaign. Another party wiped out in their first combat encounter.
Green: At this point we're just feeding adventurers to highwaymen.
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Rat Squinks 🐀 @ratsquinks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the women
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Marc Watson @marc-irl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
New Minecraft cape sighted! I’ll be earning mine same way as everyone else. Gotta maintain that world record. 😉
Steve and Alex in the skyFrom September 29 (12:00 A.M. PT) - October 14 (11:59 P.M. PT), get the Aurora Cape for Java & Bedrock Edition!

🟢Watch any Twitch Partner or Affiliate streaming in the Minecraft Dungeons II category for at least 15 minutes.

🟢Watch Minecraft Dungeons II content on any Game Reward enabled stream on TikTok for at least 3 minutes.

Go to minecraft.net/redeem to claim your offer after completing the WatchTime Quest!
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Sam @samtongsamton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
pluey
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 27/09/2026
Can @tuyoki.bsky.social draw this sprite please
pluey putting object on very low table by kneading paws (object is not seen)
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Berry 🍇 @nyamukoneko.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
namco museum 2
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˚₊‧꒰ა 𝒮𝑜𝒻𝓉𝓌𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝒜𝓃𝑔ℯ𝓁 ໒꒱ ‧₊˚ @softwareangel.neocities.org · 27/09/2026
will bluesky be a little bitch about this gif or not
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Sam @samtongsamton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Minecraft Live September 2026 thread
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Sam @samtongsamton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
noelle holiday wouldve fw Ao Oni for sure
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Green looks at Blue as Blue is dramatically laying down on the floor.
Blue: You can go ahead and go to that party. I'll just be here by my self, alone.

Green looks at Blue with a frustrated frown, as Blue sticks his tongue out while making a disgusted face.
Green: You could also come with me.
Blue: I don't like people.

Green raises an eyebrow.
Green: Don't I count as "people?"
Blue: Of course not. You're the love of my life.
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Rat Squinks 🐀 @ratsquinks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
my work assistant is very bossy and keeps drinking my coffee
yuzu the black and white hooded rat poking her head out of a mushroom shaped hut on a desk next to a keyboard and monitoryuzu the black and white hooded rat peeking around the corner of a screenyuzu the black and white hooded rat face first ass up in a mug try to like coffee dregs off the bottom
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue approaches Green. Green is wearing a chef's hat and holding an oven tray of something ambiguous.
Blue: What are you making?
Green: A concotion.
Blue: A what?
Green: I wanted to bake something, but I didn't have any of the ingredients so I improvised.
Blue: ...Is it good?
Green: No.
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Sam @samtongsamton.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
dragonflies? i sure hope it does
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Sam @samtongsamton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i was a wimp before i got anchor arms
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Cinnamon Rolls - Gator Days
Cinnamon Rolls - Gator Days
 
Characters
 
Gustopher - Alligator son
 
August - Alligator dad
 
May - Alligator grandma
 
Transcript
 
Panel 1
 
Setting - Gustopher's home.
 
Gustopher is greeting his Grandma at the door. She is holding a plate with two cinnamon rolls. 

Gustopher: GRANDMA!

May: I got fresh cinnamon rolls.
 
Panel 2
 
August arrives to show his appreciation for the cinnamon rolls.
 
August: Thank you, Mom.
 
May: Enjoy! They're a lot of work so it will be a while before I make them again.
 
Gustopher starts to take a big bite.
 
Panel 3
 
Gustopher has taken a big bite of his cinnamon roll and his eyes open wide in appreciation. There are sparkles all around him and the words "So good!" appear above his head.
 
Panel 4
 
Gustopher looks to the heavens as he savors the flavor and August looks on in concern.
 
Gustopher: All other food is ruined for me.
 
August: Oh no.
 
May: I'll get you the recipe.
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V @vtheshoebill.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's shoebill Sunday!
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Sam @samtongsamton.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
whoever invented the word "doubloon" knew what they were doing when they needed a word for money
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ToastyGhostey @toastyghostey.newgrounds.com · 19/09/2026
Chell time --- #art #drawing #portal #portal2 #portalChell
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Sam @samtongsamton.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
let's be green like mama ❤️
A screenshot of a PAYDAY 2 light FBI unit, an individual in green armor wielding an assault rifle.A screenshot of a PAYDAY 2 green Bulldozer, an individual wearing a green bomb suit with extra face plating and wielding a shotgun.
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Sam @samtongsamton.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
bitches have "such and such university alumni" on their license plate then swerve in and out of lanes like it's nobody's business. how 'bout you become alumni of a freakin' driving school!!!!!!
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Sam @samtongsamton.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
oh yeah a new cat dropped yesterday
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Just Start - Gator Days
Just Start - Gator Days
 
Characters
 
Fergus - Alligator - Gustopher's Grandpa.
 
May - Alligator - Gustopher's Grandma.
 
Panel 1
 
Fergus has just received a box and has exciting news for his wife. She is reading a book with the title "Funny Title".
 
Fergus: My typewriter arrived. I'm finally ready to write that book.
 
May: Lovely.
 
Panel 2
 
Fergus has set himself up at a desk with his new typewriter. It is labelled "TYPEDANCER".
 
Fergus: I'm doing it! I just have to start.
 
Panel 3
 
In undetermined amount of time has passed. A reddish glow from the window blinds indicate that the sun is starting to set. Fergus is just staring at his typewriter instead of actually writing.
 
Panel 4
 
More time has gone by and the room has grown darker. Fergus is still staring at his typewriter. It doesn't look like he's written anything.
 
Fergus: Just have to start...
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Gaz @nyazsche.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Sam @samtongsamton.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
making straight trash builds in payday 2 to celebrate the first new heist the game has received in 3 years
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Out Extroverted - Gator Days
Out Extroverted - Gator Days

Characters

August - Alligator Dad who works in IT

Nate - Monkey who works with august.

Squirrel Lady - Squirrel who seems to know everyone she works with but no one can remember her.

Panel 1

Setting - Nate's desk at the office.

August has approached Nate with a problem.

August: Nate, you're sociable. Could you help me with something?

Nate: YES!

Panel 2

Setting - Outside the employee break room.

The squirrel lady is inside the break room eating peanut butter from a jar that says "AW, NUTS".

August: She knows me but I don't remember her. Could you get her name for me?

Nate: On it!

Panel 3

Nate goes inside the break room to talk to the squirrel lady. August just awkwardly stands outside the room.

Panel 4

Nate returns with what he's learned.

Nate: Yeah, she knows me and asked about my sick uncle. I don't remember her and didn't get her name. She invited me to a potluck.
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Valve @valvesoftware.com · 14/09/2026
Steam Frame is here! Our wireless VR headset + controllers, available now in the following models: Steam Frame 256GB Steam Frame 1TB Sign up now and learn more on @steampowered.com : store.steampowered.com/hardware/ste...
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
It's true, we do
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women love to press A to jump
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Gneiss @gneiss.name · 12/09/2026
Working on the copper and gold episode. Draft visual for carbonate hosted replacement where acidic copper laden water is neutralized by moving through limestone and the copper is deposited in the rock. Usually malachite or azurite though, not the apparent native copper ore that Minecraft has.
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Sam @samtongsamton.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Dess is starlo theory
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
CRASH - Gator Days
CRASH - Gator Days
 
Characters
 
Gustopher - Alligator Son
 
August - Alligator Dad
 
Mewbert and Nougat - Pet Cats
 
Panel 1
 
Setting - Gustopher's room at his desk.
 
Gustopher is drawing something at his desk when he hears a loud crash. Mewbert jumps up at the sound with all her fur sticking out and back arched.
 
Panel 2
 
Setting - The kitchen
 
Gustopher has run to the kitchen to see what is wrong with Mewbert right behind him. August is standing dejectedly while looking down.
 
Gustopher: DAD! What happened? Are there burglars?
 
August: No.
 
Panel 3
 
Gustopher excitedly tries to figure out what's going on.
 
Gustopher: Did something explode? Did a car crash? Did the toilet-
 
August interrupts before Gustopher finished.
 
August: I dropped dinner.
 
Panel 4
 
Gustopher looks down and only just notices the lasagna spread all over the floor and a broken casserole dish. Mewbert is by his feet staring at the wasted food and Nougat is doing the same by August.
 
Gustopher: Oh... This is worse than I imagined.
 
August: Yeah.
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Andrew Morrish @andrewmorrish.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
My new game is called Bad House and I've been working on it for the past 3 years. There will be a demo soon! Steam page : store.steampowered.com/app/3557870/...
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Sam @samtongsamton.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
royal family's cat named Sir Val (serval)
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Sam @samtongsamton.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
flagging a fellow driver to pull over to tell them their shoes were untied
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˚₊‧꒰ა 𝒮𝑜𝒻𝓉𝓌𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝒜𝓃𝑔ℯ𝓁 ໒꒱ ‧₊˚ @softwareangel.neocities.org · 08/09/2026
LIE DETECTOR LIE DETECTOR
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DitzyFlama @ditzyflama.com · 07/09/2026
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Sam @samtongsamton.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Ralsusie is problematic medias because gaster is susies dad and gaster made ralsei
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Sam @samtongsamton.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
keyboard only game that has a "mouse" tab under the options menu and it just shows you a picture of 🐁
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Minecraft Wiki EN @minecraft.wiki · 04/09/2026
We've put extra effort to make Minecraft Wiki accessible offline. You can now download the entire Minecraft Wiki in one 1.9 GB file and read it with a ZIM reader, such as Kiwix. See minecraft.wiki/w/Minecraft_... for more information!
Using the Kiwix app to search for "Goat" in an offline copy of the Minecraft Wiki
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Sam @samtongsamton.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Aliens after seeing pvz rule 34: We cum in peas
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